Collins Sichenje Signs On A Three And A Half Year Deal

fenaddick · February 3

Really want one of them to come to The Valley and appear on a @Braziliance vlog

Guardy · February 3

DA9 said:

To the tune of copa cabana

His names Sichenje
He comes from Kenya
He leaves the strikers on the floor
And we all want more & more

His names Sichenje
He comes from Kenya
And when his knocking on the door
You just know he's gonna score

Your welcome

I've just realised I'm a 58 year old man writing this nonsense

Always knew you were a Manilow fan….

AndyG · February 3

CaptainRobbo said:

Cafctekkers said:

erm...

OMG they are radio rental.
Kenyan population in London is over 66,000.
Sellout crowds incoming.

TBF if I was past of the marketing team I would be out postering Rye Lane and surrounding areas like crazy.

If the social media posts from the Kenyon side show anything its that they are possibly as mental as us lot and might well find a home supporting this nuthouse club lol

SE10Addick · February 3

Bounce in a minute, we're ganna bounce in a minute...

https://youtu.be/SzTyn3qxi8s?si=Ywh6jMgK6p2rhPAo

aliwibble · February 3

AndyG said:

CaptainRobbo said:

Cafctekkers said:

erm...

OMG they are radio rental.
Kenyan population in London is over 66,000.
Sellout crowds incoming.

TBF if I was past of the marketing team I would be out postering Rye Lane and surrounding areas like crazy.

If the social media posts from the Kenyon side show anything its that they are possibly as mental as us lot and might well find a home supporting this nuthouse club lol

Also the 177 bus route.

ElfsborgAddick · February 3

ProperCharlton said:

fenaddick said:

Good luck CAFC admins, this bloke has 3 million followers

The amount of Kenyans commenting about him on our Twitter posts is wild. Fair play to them as long as they keep it respectful

Capacity crowd on his debut.

CAFCsayer · February 3

Getting so many funny looks on the train, sitting in absolute hysterics reading all of the Kenyan replies on Twitter

Chris_from_Sidcup · February 3

This guy has 550k followers and his entire account is about Arsenal.....

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DOUCHER · February 3

Haven't seen an excitement frenzy like it since Sandgaard somehow talked the fafflemeister (gunslinger) over

stonemuse · February 3

Just had a look, must already be thousands of posts supporting him on Twitter - if this works out, it could be crazy, love it

EugenesAxe · February 3

DOUCHER said:

Haven't seen an excitement frenzy like it since Sandgaard somehow talked the fafflemeister (gunslinger) over

that penalty was worse than Docs

Milan · February 3

I desperately want Collins to be a massive success for us, but speaking as someone of Serbian heritage, and knowing the standard of the league, I am not confident unfortunately. I fear in 12 months the Collins scarf will be as lonely as the Gassan one with the scarf bloke outside the Valley.

ShootersHillGuru · February 3

Milan said:

I desperately want Collins to be a massive success for us, but speaking as someone of Serbian heritage, and knowing the standard of the league, I am not confident unfortunately. I fear in 12 months the Collins scarf will be as lonely as the Gassan one with the scarf bloke outside the Valley.

That’s the spirit.

gringo · February 3

Who's betting plays first game, penalty from handball in box, then clobbers Referee and opposition manager, never to be seen again - gotta be worth a fiver at evens.

EugenesAxe · February 3

gringo said:

Who's betting plays first game, penalty from handball in box, then clobbers Referee and opposition manager, never to be seen again - gotta be worth a fiver at evens.

i'm feeling the penalty vibes

LargeAddick · February 3

Think these Kenyans are going to be mightily disappointed when we don't see him in the squad for a few weeks, maybe longer.

IdleHans · February 3

gringo said:

Who's betting plays first game, penalty from handball in box, then clobbers Referee and opposition manager, never to be seen again - gotta be worth a fiver at evens.

Odds-on, surely

WSS · February 3

Chunes said:

Wycliffe Teflon is a hell of a name.

Can't see it sticking.

CaptainRobbo · February 3

stonemuse said:

Just had a look, must already be thousands of posts supporting him on Twitter - if this works out, it could be crazy, love it

Could be even bigger than signing Ronnie Schwartz.

DamoNorthStand · February 3

flyingkiwiDK said:

I just asked AI to come up with a chant for our new superstar signing and this is what it suggested. 😂

Ohhh Collins Sichenje,
He’s Charlton’s number one!
He’ll win the ball, he’ll boss the pitch,
The Addicks’ Kenyan son!

Ohhh Collins Sichenje,
He’s strong and he’s supreme!
From Nairobi down to The Valley,
He’s living out the dream!

Just a simple Oh Collins Sichenje to the tune of White Stripes 7 nation army

Crispywood · February 3

Blokes gonna make his fee back from Kenya online engagement alone

siblers · February 4

Milan said:

I desperately want Collins to be a massive success for us, but speaking as someone of Serbian heritage, and knowing the standard of the league, I am not confident unfortunately. I fear in 12 months the Collins scarf will be as lonely as the Gassan one with the scarf bloke outside the Valley.

The standard was so bad because Collins was so good he made them all look like Sunday league mugs

Raith_C_Chattonell · February 4

https://youtu.be/37CFDmyJ73w

Steven81 · February 4

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

https://youtu.be/37CFDmyJ73w

That's just some AI news channel on you tube there's thousands of them that cover anything and everything but regardless he's picking up alot of traction online.