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Worst ever song lyrics?

CharltonManor1966
CharltonManor1966 Posts: 692
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My favourite band of the 70's TRex. Great band but the worst ever lyrics.

Hot Love 1971

Well she's my woman of gold

And she's not very old - a ha ha
Well she's my woman of gold
And she's not very old - a ha ha
I don't mean to be bold, a-but a-may I hold your hand?

Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch - a ha ha
Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch - a ha ha
I'm a labourer of love in my persian gloves - a ha ha

Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast - a ha ha
Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast - a ha ha
I'm her two-penny prince and I give her hot love - a ha ha

Any worse than this out there Lifers?

Can't possibly be...….?

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  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 14,273
    Lucky that my lips not only mumble
    They spill kisses like a fountain.
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
    So you don't confuse 'em with.. mountains
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 14,273
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    Lucky that my lips not only mumble
    They spill kisses like a fountain.
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
    So you don't confuse 'em with.. mountains
    Actually that's not the worst. Just always made me laugh. Whenever wherever by Shakira. 
  • franksav63
    franksav63 Posts: 33
    Lucky Stars - Dean Friedman

    …..’Listen hon', I know you're dumb
    But that's okay, you don't have to look so glum’…..
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,533
    “I wanna wanna wanna really zig zag “

    Old dross at is finest 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,289
    And I’m feeling, glad all over 
  • Afternoon Delight
    Afternoon Delight Posts: 1,100
    edited July 3
    More sacrifices than an Aztec priest
    Standing here straining at that leash
    All fall down
    Can't complain, mustn't grumble
    Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,503
    Even food don't taste that good
    drink ain't doing what it should

    I’m as serious as cancer,
    when I say rhythm is a dancer


  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 30,390
    Anti-Nowhere League, 'So What'.

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,888
    "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you". With the words 'you' or 'you're' used sixty six times, it's not really about anyone else, is it? Sort your life out, Carly.
  • Rock Spectacle
    Rock Spectacle Posts: 1,612
    edited July 2
    Can't complain, mustn't grumble, help yourself to another piece of apple crumble. That Was Then, This is Now. ABC.
    Hip hip hooray, yippee yippee yay eh. Look of Love, ABC.
    And they released an album called Lexicon of Love...
    Sorry, missed previous post!!





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  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 2,378
    No one likes us
    No one likes us
    No one likes us 
    We don't care

  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,539
    Toast... A little bit of toast. 

    Do do dud do dud do do... Toast 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 30,390
    Rock Spectacle said:
    Can't complain, mustn't grumble, help yourself to another piece of apple crumble. That Was Then, This is Now. ABC.
    Hip hip hooray, yippee yippee yay eh. Look of Love, ABC.
    And they released an album called Lexicon of Love...
    Sorry, missed previous post!!




    Brilliant album.
    My claim to fame sharing the same birthday as Martin Fry.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,775
    Duran Duran - "You're about as easy as a nuclear war" in "Is there something I should know" is the most cringe inducing lyric in a song ever
  • Rock Spectacle
    Rock Spectacle Posts: 1,612
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Rock Spectacle said:
    Can't complain, mustn't grumble, help yourself to another piece of apple crumble. That Was Then, This is Now. ABC.
    Hip hip hooray, yippee yippee yay eh. Look of Love, ABC.
    And they released an album called Lexicon of Love...
    Sorry, missed previous post!!




    Brilliant album.
    My claim to fame sharing the same birthday as Martin Fry.
    Good job you don't share the same dress sense
  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 335
    DaveMehmet said:
    And I’m feeling, glad all over 
    But does Glad mind?
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,699
    When the red red robin comes Bob Bob bobbing along. 


  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,699
    Stig said:
    "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you". With the words 'you' or 'you're' used sixty six times, it's not really about anyone else, is it? Sort your life out, Carly.
    I could never work this one out. If it’s not about him who is it about? 🤷‍♂️
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,699
    Anything by the red hot chilli peppers. Love the band. One of my favourites. But their lyrics are mostly just word salad thrown together because it sounds good. 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,888
    MillwallFan said:
    When the red red robin comes Bob Bob bobbing along. 


    Wake up, you sleepy head.

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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 53,037
    edited July 2
    Da do do do
    Da da da da
    That’s all I want to say to you
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,759
    “Old sloths who hang down from twigs do it,
    Though the effort is great,
    Sweet guinea-pigs do it,
    Buy a couple and wait.”


    From my favourite bad song lyrics writer...
  • bertpalmer
    bertpalmer Posts: 1,812
    CharltonManor1966 said:

    My favourite band of the 70's TRex. Great band but the worst ever lyrics.

    Hot Love 1971

    Well she's my woman of gold

    And she's not very old - a ha ha
    Well she's my woman of gold
    And she's not very old - a ha ha
    I don't mean to be bold, a-but a-may I hold your hand?

    Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch - a ha ha
    Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch - a ha ha
    I'm a labourer of love in my persian gloves - a ha ha

    Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast - a ha ha
    Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast - a ha ha
    I'm her two-penny prince and I give her hot love - a ha ha

    Any worse than this out there Lifers?

    Can't possibly be...….?

    La La La Barry Endean
  • Rock Spectacle
    Rock Spectacle Posts: 1,612
    Darling I  love you (my diamond lights), Darling I need you (my diamond lights), ooh Darling. Well it is a football forum 
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 4,085
    Homegrown alligator…….

    The song carries on and amazingly gets worse, apart from the bit at the end when he stops singing.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,945
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Anti-Nowhere League, 'So What'.

    That's one of the best LOL, first saw them doing that at The Lyceum, the singer was swinging an axe around his head. Don't try this at home kids I thought.

    Truth is, a lot of great songs have lyrics which are hardly Shakespeare, I give you

    A wop bop a loo lop a lop bam boom
    Tutti Frutti, oh rooty

    Etc, etc

    Never bettered if you ask me.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 30,390
    Big William said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    Anti-Nowhere League, 'So What'.

    That's one of the best LOL, first saw them doing that at The Lyceum, the singer was swinging an axe around his head. Don't try this at home kids I thought.

    Truth is, a lot of great songs have lyrics which are hardly Shakespeare, I give you

    A wop bop a loo lop a lop bam boom
    Tutti Frutti, oh rooty

    Etc, etc

    Never bettered if you ask me.

    Still got it on 7" vinyl.  I dread to think what the 12" version would consist of B)
  • Rock Spectacle
    Rock Spectacle Posts: 1,612
    She's a model and she's looking good. I'd like to take her home again that's understood. Can hear Thomas Tuchel singing along
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 21,840
    edited July 2
    MillwallFan said:
    Stig said:
    "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you". With the words 'you' or 'you're' used sixty six times, it's not really about anyone else, is it? Sort your life out, Carly.
    I could never work this one out. If it’s not about him who is it about? 🤷‍♂️

    Mick Jagger, I believe - or at least part of it.
  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,699
    "She blow that dick like a cello" Lil yachty. 

    Obviously a cello is a string instrument 

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