[cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]Maria - A 5 inch spider doesnt stand a chance against a shoe....
Hayley is the same Medders. Once woke me up at 2am to catch a house spider that had woken her up walking across the other side of the room!!
ITS A SPIDER FFS!!!ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU!!
I've had the same mate. Got woken up by a going mental Mrs Medders, screaming her head off. Thought we were being burgled, but no, it was a tiny spider on the wall, on my side of the bedroom FFS!!!!!!
I'm ok with wasps, bees, moths etc .... the other thing I dont do is those daddy-long-legs (you know those things that are just about to come into season!). I think it must be a leg thing!
[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I ain't scared of Spiders but I go to pieces when I see a wasp, completely irrational I know but I am scared witless of little flying jaspers.
I'm exactly the same, nearly crashed me car when a little fucker flew through my window!
Was re-wiring an old gypsie womans house a few years back and found CONKERS in the corner of every room. Apparently the smell kept spiders away. Since that day the Mrs has had them all over the bloody house and we have never had a spider!!!!! FACT
[cite]Posted By: Glass half empty[/cite]Was re-wiring an old gypsie womans house a few years back and found CONKERS in the corner of every room. Apparently the smell kept spiders away. Since that day the Mrs has had them all over the bloody house and we have never had a spider!!!!! FACT
[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I ain't scared of Spiders but I go to pieces when I see a wasp, completely irrational I know but I am scared witless of little flying jaspers.
[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]I ain't scared of Spiders but I go to pieces when I see a wasp, completely irrational I know but I am scared witless of little flying jaspers.
Ditto to that. Bees don't worry me too much, but wasps really pee me off. Bees make honey, but what's the purpose of a wasp? Complete wasters they are
i gotta tell you all a true story,, I had been living in aus for about a year and my cousin and uncle had came over from england to visit me for a few weeks, well while they were here this spider about 100mm-125mm diameter decided to show it self, well i grabed a pair of gloves and a jacket with a hood and the othe 2 covered what flesh they had showing with towls and other stuff, we were thoughtful thinking we don't kill spiders , so we got this box about 600mm x 200mm x300m and captured this spider, whilst still wearing the same stuff we carried the box across the road to a open area where we thought ,this spider will never harm us again, then out of nowhere about 5 aussie blokes turned up and said whats in the box, so we being poms in a new country said "its a massive spider keep back" well when we opened the box and let this spider go they p'ed themslves laughing and said its only a bloody "huntsman" and i said i don't care what it is ,its a big spider ,and they just laughed even more at us wearing all this protective stuff,and said they that wouldn't bite you even if annouyed it,we are all over 6ft tall and very large in frame, and i can tell you we felt 6 inches high after that ,and i have made a point of finding out what can bite and what can't since that day i hope u like
I was on holiday in South Africa a few years back and whilst on Safari we came across what looked like a line of thick cotton strung between two trees about 20 ft apart.
I asked the game warden what it was and he said it was from a Bird Eating Spider...............A spider that catched birds and eats them!! These muthfu**ers have 10mm fangs!!
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Hayley is the same Medders. Once woke me up at 2am to catch a house spider that had woken her up walking across the other side of the room!!
ITS A SPIDER FFS!!! ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU!!
How gay
my wife would have a heart attack at something that big
I'm in that club! I can deal with most things - but spiders......... They just have a way of turning me into a shivering wreck.
I KNOW I KNOW - people find it wierd, that you can be scared of something that is probally more scared of you........
I've had the same mate. Got woken up by a going mental Mrs Medders, screaming her head off. Thought we were being burgled, but no, it was a tiny spider on the wall, on my side of the bedroom FFS!!!!!!
I'm exactly the same, nearly crashed me car when a little fucker flew through my window!
She had hadfulls of heather and kept trying to sell me her duuug !!
Spiders dont have noses........
Can put you off your dinner somewhat!!
Ours catches and eats spiders, flies, moths and wasps!
(Slashes arms around violently)
Then I was bitten by a dog as a kid so tend to be wary of them.
Ditto to that. Bees don't worry me too much, but wasps really pee me off. Bees make honey, but what's the purpose of a wasp? Complete wasters they are
my wife hates them but i say "well at least they keep they flys away"
I had been living in aus for about a year and my cousin and uncle had came over from england to visit me for a few weeks,
well while they were here this spider about 100mm-125mm diameter decided to show it self,
well i grabed a pair of gloves and a jacket with a hood and the othe 2 covered what flesh they had showing with towls and other stuff,
we were thoughtful thinking we don't kill spiders , so we got this box about 600mm x 200mm x300m and captured this spider, whilst still wearing the same stuff we carried the box across the road to a open area where we thought ,this spider will never harm us again,
then out of nowhere about 5 aussie blokes turned up and said whats in the box, so we being poms in a new country said "its a massive spider keep back"
well when we opened the box and let this spider go they p'ed themslves laughing and said its only a bloody "huntsman"
and i said i don't care what it is ,its a big spider ,and they just laughed even more at us wearing all this protective stuff,and said they that wouldn't bite you even if annouyed it,we are all over 6ft tall and very large in frame, and i can tell you we felt 6 inches high after that ,and i have made a point of finding out what can bite and what can't since that day
i hope u like
I dont make you wrong mate.....Even I'd draw the line a picking one of these up
I asked the game warden what it was and he said it was from a Bird Eating Spider...............A spider that catched birds and eats them!! These muthfu**ers have 10mm fangs!!
Well there are also spider-eating wasps - they could wipe each other out and we could be swarmed by flies instead!
Feck me Dan, how did you work that one out?!
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