After hearing someone on another thread commenting on they're nagging mother-in-law it got me thinking.
My girlfriend's Mum (and Dad) is really sound, an absolute pleasure to spend time with but...
...is she going to change into the stereotypical nagging nightmare the moment my girlfriend and I decide to get married?
Is there such a thing as a lovely mother-in-law?
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As I said she's pretty sound but quite posh and I was invited over to have dinner with her newish manfriend and his even posher daughter & son in law.
Needless to say I got hammered, insisted on serving the coffee and spilt it all over the tablecloth and then proceded to tell dirty jokes.
My wife was kicking me under the table but secretly laughing until the subject turned to hangovers. I banged the table and said loudly that there's only one cure for a hangover... a good hard shag. I then looked at Laura and said I hope you have a hangover in the morning.
The evening ended shortly after and we retired to bed (we were staying the night) I laid on the bed and the room starting spinning and I promptly threw up a trail of green lasagne all the way from the bedroom through the hallway and the last little mouthful got spat into the toilet. I then fell asleep and put up a hell of an argument when they tried to move me!
To top it all I got up in the morning feeling like sh*t, walked into the bathroom and was met with the sight of her mother in all her glory after just walking out of the shower!
The night before the wedding all the blokes went out with the groom and his old man for a skinful down the local . The grooms old man drinks like a fish so I try and keep up . Anyway we get back to the house and I have a nightcap with my father in law then go up to bed .
The wife had texted me earlier saying we're in the usual room , so in my state I proceed to go into the bedroom get fully undressed and get into bed . A hand then touches me on the head and says who's that , realising its my mother in law, I jump out of the bed so fast my feet dont touch the floor until I get into the correct bed next door . Luckily , my father in law was in the bathroom oblivious to all this . I dread to think what would've happended if he had walked in ... I try to tell my wife whats just happended and get the usual shut up and go to sleep .
When I go down for breakfast in the morning everyone knows whats happended about it and I'm even getting text messages from home calling me the gateshead groper etc . It made the best mans speech at the wedding and I had old dears coming up to me at the wedding telling me their room number !
You'd think once is bad enough but I did it AGAIN the night of Curb it and Taverns wedding , after going to the loo I got in their bed ....
Weren't you with us in The laughing Buddah that night when I brought it up and Laura (unsuprisingly) got the hump when I mentioned collars & cuffs?
Just reading it to myself B and it's a wonder she said yes when I asked her to marry me!!
I thought you was going to say 'she's Portugese and speaks her mind which doesn't bother me as I can't understand a word she's saying'
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lol me too valley!!!
She also has a view on everything and anything but knowledge on expertise on nothing. I remember after my son was born I was assembling some flat pack furniture and she asked me if I was any good at flat packs - I'm a bloke ffs it's what we do!!
Always look forward to going down to see them but my waistline suffers as mother in law always cooks up plenty of nice scran and FIL always has plenty of choc and biscuits on the go.
Got on wicked with her old man and had a great relationship with him until he passed as well
Dont ever take for granted what you have as you certainly miss it when its gone and so do your bin lids
To be fair she was alright, liked a drink and a laugh and of course had the wife, creeping or what?
My Sil is a looker though!!