The Simon Jordan lookalike thread

AFKABartram

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Simon meeting Dam Kelly Holmes

Sco

I can see looky slapping his hand to his forehead at this as it pushes the server over the edge...

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Simon showing off his freshly shaved chest

WSS

Jordan (front left) with his mate Willy Wonka:

AFKABartram

Not for the first time, Simon gets called a Cupid Stunt

Curb_It

What you looking at you orange tosser?

AFKABartram

Simon's commissioned portrait by Pablo Calderon

Shag

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Simes showing off his new watch

SE10Addick

Jordan in his garden in Croydon...

AFKABartram

On leaving ChinaWhite, Simon shows the players how to do the job properly

stonemuse

feeeeesh

stonemuse

Orange Jordan

Ketman

Jordan meets Steve Martin !

SE10Addick

Nah, f##k it. Cant insert video clips.

but this will do...

WSS

Remember this?:

AFKABartram

an early childhood snap of Simes from the family album

carly burn

stonemuse

good one carly!

carly burn

Managed to find one of the great man in his younger days.

PeakieRocket

At home with his fruit friends

WSS

paulbaconsarnie

proof that simon jordan had sexual relations with a yeti

pete_tong1

There is no doubting Simon has his knockers...

pete_tong1

'You leave my Simon alone you morons'

PeakieRocket

One for the family album

MCS

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blimey pbs, at first glance i thought i was lookin in the mirror!

PeakieRocket

Simon's Dad

pete_tong1

woof woof simon

guinnessaddick

Even in real life, the bloke is a tosser