The Simon Jordan lookalike thread

AFKABartram

Simon and his sister have always been close....

Glass half empty

Jordon and Rupert......

Mortain

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Henry Irving

[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Simon's commissioned portrait by Pablo Calderon

Stop trying to take CL upmarket.

Ledge

http://www.null-hypothesis.co.uk/t.php?p=2007_05_02_spoof_ganguro.jpg&s=150

Not sure who is who


BRILLIANT THREAD by the way AFKA - been having a good ole laugh at these

PeakieRocket

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PeakieRocket

This thread has kept me busy today!

guinnessaddick

Jordan speaks the truth

AFKABartram

After taking years of abuse from Charlton fans, Jordan finally reacts to the 'morons'

AFKABartram

Though a figure of fun, the fact Jordan built an empire having started as a humble post room worker, deserves respect

MCS

lol afka

paulbaconsarnie

a trip to the plastic surgeons makes a huge improvement to simons appearance

paulbaconsarnie

at a recent fancy dress party there is some confusion as to whether simon has made any effort to get into the spirit of things.

MCS

quality ha ha dude

guinnessaddick

Jordan's new tattoo just over his arse crack. Sexy.

guinnessaddick

Jordan new kit sponspors for his beloved team.
NB includes the average home gate figure.

guinnessaddick

Jordan's impression of Sue Pollard.

guinnessaddick

Jordans has second thoughts about going to The Valley on Friday night.

AFKABartram

while football has proved a successful way to lose money, it was never Simon's main sporting love

AFKABartram

Having sold his mobile phone empire, Simon's first phone call was to his dentist

AFKABartram

In anticipation of a scrap with Richard Murray, Simon stepped up his training and developed a real taste for those protein shakes....

AFKABartram

Giving up shaving until Palace returned to the Premier League was really starting to test Simon's patience

AFKABartram

Simon always referred to his mother, when seeking advise on tactful dealing

AFKABartram

When Attitude come calling, Simon got stripping....

guinnessaddick

Jordan shows off his battle scars from his last dust up at The Valley.

vancouveraddick

Simon always has liked a dance.....

vancouveraddick

Simon has a fan club run by this guy

vancouveraddick

Jordan likes his american sports as well

vancouveraddick

I've saved the best one for last.

An artists impression of the great man showing his massive manhood.

vancouveraddick

One more:

What Simon will wear to the valley on friday.