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Charlton Life Summer Story

Sco
Sco Posts: 2,623
edited May 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
With a whole summer less Charlton before us perhaps we could write ourselves a mini-novel, line by line, live! I shall offer the first line as a starter:


AKFA had just finished a long hot Friday at the office and a mixture politics, religion and heightism on Charlton Life had made him angry...he needed a drink and spotting a sign stating "Something Special for the weekend?" on the front of a bar near London Bridge, he decided to enter...
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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    As he entered he encountered a group of giants all drinking babycham, he was unsure what to do next so he...
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    edited May 2008
    walked up to the bar, set-up the step ladder he always carries with him, climbed it and greeted the barman.
    "What would you like to drink, sir?" asked the barman...
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited May 2008
    "Hello Gerry" said AFKA as he ordered his usual drink of a Kaliber he then...
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    ...............settled down with his kebab to read OK magazine!!!!!
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    ........ where Marcus and Gemma were..........
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    holiding hands and talking about the recent economic crisis in the UK and the US. Nolly then walked into the bar and...
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Was DISCUSSted to find that Carter and Medders were wrestling on the floor over...
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    a bed of jelly eels, with Radio 1 playing in the background. At this point Gumbo came in, shouting "give me a...."....
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    Reluctantly AFKA puckered up !!!!!!
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    edited May 2008
    or that's what he told his real object of desire...
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  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "I'll have a short please" AFKA shouted to the barman.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    WSS, who was hanging around the ladies toilets like a....
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    Jordan round a sunbed......................
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    man possessed, his little black book filled with numbers he turned around only to have his smile wiped away by...
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    an oncoming Vanessa Feltz, wearing just a borat style mankini...
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    She thrust her ample cleavage..................
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited May 2008
    Into Gumps mini beard
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    and promptly farted.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    Gump still did
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    "I am a billy girl" she proudly stated
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  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    More like a silly Billy Whispered Tavern
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Tavern rued his statement as he wheeled himself out of A&E that next morning
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    suffering the worst head lock burns in medical history
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,995
    However, he then
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    made a full recovery and did the bouncy bouncy all the way down the high street

    where he bumped into
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    edited May 2008
    .
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited May 2008
    Tommy Steele and Elvis strolling around London
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    whilst eating corneto's on such a warm sunny day

    When suddenly
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited May 2008
    in a flash Amy Winehouse leapt out of the alleyway and headbutted ladyaddick
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,588
    a man appeared.

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