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Charlton Life Summer Story

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    ...that hippies, like footballers, cannot stand the smell of horse sh*t either.

    The problem was getting out of hand, and needed to dealt with once and for all. Iain went to a Harley Street expert, who after extensive tests, explained that Iain was suffering from....
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    severe brain damage since having his face hit with a shovel as a two year old.
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    But that wasn't it...
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    the real reason for iaiaiaiaian being such a loser was
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    He hadn't fully recovered from his amazing headed own goal for wham all those years ago
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    or the alledged story that he took it up the arris from a certain orange faced fellow
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    who wore a stripey gimp mask
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    and who lives in a public toilet
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    called Selhurst Park
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    with hard wooden seats
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    and a supermarket so that you could buy their rotten fruit and throw it at the shite that goes there, however Jordan didnt own this ground allegedly it was owned by?
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    The Oompa Loompas who wanted to turn Smellhurst Park into a chocolate factory.
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    The head of the Oompa Loompas, Mr Jordan Simon, had an idea that he would offer a prize of one million...
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    satsumas too the man who could become more orange than him


    and allegedly jordan found out that dowie was in line to have an interview with the only man who could steel his orange crown, the man of the moment at QPR Mr Flavio
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    who, fresh from leaving Public Enemy and rebranding himself as a very rich Italian, soon began installing his former band members Chuck D and Terminator X on to the training team at QPR. The whole squad were forced into a demanding new training regime, whereby the last player to run a circuit of the pitch was "capped" by an uzi-toting Professor Griff. Flavor Flavio then smashed their transfer fee record and bought....
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    Amady Faye
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    As personally recommended by who other than...
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    Bob Dowie, the man who has a face like a...
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    edited May 2008
    The back of a number 89 bus.
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    Meanwhile, Flavor Flavio was doing all he could to 'back the dope's demands'. With the distance of Iain's family still a sticking point, Flavor Flavio dipped into his billions and moved Bolton to the outskirts of Shepherds Bush, a move that brought to London..........
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    a bendy one at that
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    ......fashion from the 70's and cholera.
    the northerners found it difficult to settle in our capital which resulted in hundreds of sideburned men in soiled flares marching, cross legged to protest to.............
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    Peter Kay, at a live show at the Comedy Club.

    Kay was shocked by the disturbing outbreak by his townfolk, and told them to....
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    Get some Garlic and bread and Cheese and Cake

    What together ? was the reply

    Yes Together and we will arm ourselves and head back off to.............
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    edited May 2008
    The CON club to bash up the southampton fans
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    'i wanna be in that number' Cried Kay.

    Dowie however, just cried. The family move had failed. Once again, a failing football team were stuck with him alone, and his.......
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    ...DVD of The Goonies which he bangs on about having a staring role in
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    He was contemplating moving to Austria, building a cellar dungeon and getting away from it all.
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    but even austrian birds ran a mile when they saw his moosh.

    just then iain dowies mobile rang, it was danish wing wizard and beefcake dennis rommedahl
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    he asked Ian has NSS forgiven me yet or has he spent a whole season sining he plays on the Left He plays on the Righhhhhhht it makes no diffrence cos Denis is ????
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