"No way" said Pardew. "Players will be chosen by having their horoscopes done and those who have Scorpio Rising will be purchased. Then before every game I will throw the I Chang to see what the team should be. I can only see one possible problem with this and that is........."
"Don't worry about that" said Steve Waggott. "We've still got those photos of Henry with the England Women's Rugby Team and the Donkey. He'll do whatever we tell him to. What worries me is..............."
"Well I quite like the zip up kit Waggy" said Pardew. "it will speed up the substitutions but enough about Henry what are you going to do about............."
''Whats the point'' said Pards ''We're already paying him peanuts, I've just got another bag in!' You know who's contract does need sorting though''.....
Comments