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  • donnyaddick
    donnyaddick Posts: 315
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    cafcnick1992 said:

    Anyone who orders a 'medio coffee' gets an instant punch in the face from me

    I hope you don't work in a coffee shop.
    I really hope that you do!
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    sadiejane1981 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    People, especially students, that think everything is 'ironic'.

    Shut up.

    Are you just annoyed because you don't understand irony? Alanis Morisette didn't either, the song "ironic" is the most annoying song ever as it is literally incorrect!
    It's ironic that nothing in the song "Ironic" is the least bit ironic.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    sadiejane1981 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    People, especially students, that think everything is 'ironic'.

    Shut up.

    Are you just annoyed because you don't understand irony? Alanis Morisette didn't either, the song "ironic" is the most annoying song ever as it is literally incorrect!
    It's ironic that nothing in the song "Ironic" is the least bit ironic.
    Exactly!
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    Hipster travellers with large backpacks ,kids on planes ,pockets that are cut at an angle that when you sit down your change goes everywhere,
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    Stig said:

    Watching the snooker on the BBC, and they cut away mid frame to end the show (just a couple of frames from a result). Then they say my match will be on the red button service after the interval. Just as I'm settling into it again they switch the view to two matches on one screen with a background of coloured balls bouncing all over the place. I don't know what them feckers think they are playing at, but they are going to give me psychedelic snooker nightmares.

    No wonder snooker is a minority sport in this country, with this disgraceful lack of respect from our national broadcaster.

    I've been watching it on Eurosport. live coverage of both tables. Much better than the BBC.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Mirrors in front of toilets! Why are they there? Who wants to watch themselves having a poo?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Mirrors in front of toilets! Why are they there? Who wants to watch themselves having a poo?

    Not me!

    I've got it on video anyway.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Mirrors in front of toilets! Why are they there? Who wants to watch themselves having a poo?

    To make sure that theres no powder residue Rd the old bugle

    Should be in every lav

  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,997
    Bryan_Kynsie said:

    MrLargo said:

    cabbles said:


    Put me in Whetherspoons Brockley Cross and I am right at home however. I can order a beer and burger with aplomb

    If you're over that way again, you might want to wander round the corner and have a coffee in Browns of Brockley - they do a lovely soya cappu for a mere 3 quid and the courgette, fennel and burrata salad is absolutely lovely! Reckon you'd really like it! :wink:
    Fennel is the food of the devil. whoever thought of actually eating the stuff in the first place?

    The other thing you can be sure of is that in these coffee places someone in front of you in the queue will use the ignorant expression "can I get?" when they mean "please may I have?"! Ugh! Makes me want to give them a slap every time.
    Totally this ...just been away with my wife for a couple of nights at a hotel. 90% of the dinner orders we heard started with 'can I get'. Maybe irrational but it really pisses me off.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    McBobbin said:

    My mother in law leaves a spoon in the mug after making tea. I don't even have sugar. That annoys me.

    next time chuck the tea in her face then wrap the mug round her canister
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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    stonemuse said:

    Bryan_Kynsie said:

    MrLargo said:

    cabbles said:


    Put me in Whetherspoons Brockley Cross and I am right at home however. I can order a beer and burger with aplomb

    If you're over that way again, you might want to wander round the corner and have a coffee in Browns of Brockley - they do a lovely soya cappu for a mere 3 quid and the courgette, fennel and burrata salad is absolutely lovely! Reckon you'd really like it! :wink:
    Fennel is the food of the devil. whoever thought of actually eating the stuff in the first place?

    The other thing you can be sure of is that in these coffee places someone in front of you in the queue will use the ignorant expression "can I get?" when they mean "please may I have?"! Ugh! Makes me want to give them a slap every time.
    Totally this ...just been away with my wife for a couple of nights at a hotel. 90% of the dinner orders we heard started with 'can I get'. Maybe irrational but it really pisses me off.
    If you were the waiter you could say 'Of course' then when they complain about having no food you just say 'Well I thought you were getting it yourself'.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,997
    iaitch said:

    stonemuse said:

    Bryan_Kynsie said:

    MrLargo said:

    cabbles said:


    Put me in Whetherspoons Brockley Cross and I am right at home however. I can order a beer and burger with aplomb

    If you're over that way again, you might want to wander round the corner and have a coffee in Browns of Brockley - they do a lovely soya cappu for a mere 3 quid and the courgette, fennel and burrata salad is absolutely lovely! Reckon you'd really like it! :wink:
    Fennel is the food of the devil. whoever thought of actually eating the stuff in the first place?

    The other thing you can be sure of is that in these coffee places someone in front of you in the queue will use the ignorant expression "can I get?" when they mean "please may I have?"! Ugh! Makes me want to give them a slap every time.
    Totally this ...just been away with my wife for a couple of nights at a hotel. 90% of the dinner orders we heard started with 'can I get'. Maybe irrational but it really pisses me off.
    If you were the waiter you could say 'Of course' then when they complain about having no food you just say 'Well I thought you were getting it yourself'.
    Excellent :smiley:
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    cafcdave123 said:


    McBobbin said:

    My mother in law leaves a spoon in the mug after making tea. I don't even have sugar. That annoys me.

    next time chuck the tea in her face then wrap the mug round her canister
    Thanks for this and similar suggestions. Unfortunately I'm.middle class so can't even say "no spoon please". I gratefully accept the spoon, and probably even apologise for it as well
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Scum who mug your kids.....
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    People who think they should be consulted before the English language evolves. This isn't French.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    sadiejane1981 said:

    Mirrors in front of toilets! Why are they there? Who wants to watch themselves having a poo?

    Some people pay good money for that
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,990
    Riviera said:

    Scum who mug your kids.....

    What happened ?
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Covered End said:

    Riviera said:

    Scum who mug your kids.....

    What happened ?
    Reckon his kids got mugged by scum
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Matt Dawson
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Ineffective pepper grinders
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Early starts to league matches.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    edited May 2015
    Hankies

    People who empty the contents of their nose several times a day in a little piece of cloth and carry it around in their pocket.
    Disgusting.

    It's 2015 - Use disposable tissues for snots sake.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Use disposable tissues then lob it in an open bin for everyone to share your germs.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    iaitch said:

    Use disposable tissues then lob it in an open bin for everyone to share your germs.</blockquot

    Only if you're In the habit of picking old tissues out of a bin!

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Bedsaddick said:

    iaitch said:

    Use disposable tissues then lob it in an open bin for everyone to share your germs.

    Well he's not doing much today is he!
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Bedsaddick said:

    iaitch said:

    Use disposable tissues then lob it in an open bin for everyone to share your germs.

    I'm not in the habit of doing that but if it's an open bin then everyone can share your snot.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Greenie said:

    Bedsaddick said:

    iaitch said:

    Use disposable tissues then lob it in an open bin for everyone to share your germs.

    Well he's not doing much today is he!
    Well I'm not at the Valley but out to lunch for a few beers with friends.

  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Bedsaddick said:

    Hankies

    People who empty the contents of their nose several times a day in a little piece of cloth and carry it around in their pocket.
    Disgusting.

    It's 2015 - Use disposable tissues for snots sake.

    I've often wondered about the hankie. I mean I have a lot of crap up my hooter. I'm constantly having to have a good blow. The average hankie would get me 2 blows at the most. How can you go all day with just one. For what it's worth I don't think you see them much anymore. But that begs the question were levels of snot less back in the day that the average man had just 2 blows, or was the average man happy to have a hankie full of crap on them?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Maybe you should take a bed sheet with you?
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,850
    I've suddenly noticed an increase of plonkers using their iPad as an iPod! Now that looks almost as stupid as people taking photos on they iPads.
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