Just whilst I'm on this thread - I'm at work, I was on the phone, mispronounced a word, everyone around me jumps on it. Who cares? Very annoying, people that are listening out for meaningless errors just so they can make their little joke
more importantly, what did Mr Hunt think of you mispronouncing his name?
sorry macronate you're gonna have to help me on this one otherwise it'll be a whooosh for me here. I'm missing something
Just whilst I'm on this thread - I'm at work, I was on the phone, mispronounced a word, everyone around me jumps on it. Who cares? Very annoying, people that are listening out for meaningless errors just so they can make their little joke
more importantly, what did Mr Hunt think of you mispronouncing his name?
sorry macronate you're gonna have to help me on this one otherwise it'll be a whooosh for me here. I'm missing something
He's implying you called someone called Mr Hunt Mr.... oh never mind ;-)
Just whilst I'm on this thread - I'm at work, I was on the phone, mispronounced a word, everyone around me jumps on it. Who cares? Very annoying, people that are listening out for meaningless errors just so they can make their little joke
more importantly, what did Mr Hunt think of you mispronouncing his name?
sorry macronate you're gonna have to help me on this one otherwise it'll be a whooosh for me here. I'm missing something
He's implying you called someone called Mr Hunt Mr.... oh never mind ;-)
oh yes, bloody hell sorry macronate, d'oh
If you must know, they thought I said appedite when I said appetite, but I have a cold so it sounded like appedite. You should work where I work, barrel of laughs
Just whilst I'm on this thread - I'm at work, I was on the phone, mispronounced a word, everyone around me jumps on it. Who cares? Very annoying, people that are listening out for meaningless errors just so they can make their little joke
more importantly, what did Mr Hunt think of you mispronouncing his name?
sorry macronate you're gonna have to help me on this one otherwise it'll be a whooosh for me here. I'm missing something
He's implying you called someone called Mr Hunt Mr.... oh never mind ;-)
oh yes, bloody hell sorry macronate, d'oh
If you must know, they thought I said appedite when I said appetite, but I have a cold so it sounded like appedite. You should work where I work, barrel of laughs
To be fair mate that sounds pretty shite. Watch the Michael Douglas classic 'falling down' and even things up a bit.
Just whilst I'm on this thread - I'm at work, I was on the phone, mispronounced a word, everyone around me jumps on it. Who cares? Very annoying, people that are listening out for meaningless errors just so they can make their little joke
People that do this generally have a massive inferiority complex.
Just whilst I'm on this thread - I'm at work, I was on the phone, mispronounced a word, everyone around me jumps on it. Who cares? Very annoying, people that are listening out for meaningless errors just so they can make their little joke
more importantly, what did Mr Hunt think of you mispronouncing his name?
sorry macronate you're gonna have to help me on this one otherwise it'll be a whooosh for me here. I'm missing something
He's implying you called someone called Mr Hunt Mr.... oh never mind ;-)
oh yes, bloody hell sorry macronate, d'oh
If you must know, they thought I said appedite when I said appetite, but I have a cold so it sounded like appedite. You should work where I work, barrel of laughs
To be fair mate that sounds pretty shite. Watch the Michael Douglas classic 'falling down' and even things up a bit.
I'd love to
It's a great film. Everyday I venture out and see
people not taking up the pockets of space on the tube
zig zagging slowly in front of me rather than walking in a straight line at a steady pace
on their mobile whilst walking toward me rather than looking in my direction
stopping dead in front of me on a busy pavement whilst they wonder where they are going and I'm behind them trying to get somewhere, knowing where I am going.
All of the above, 5 days out of 7 a week help push me toward possibly replicating Douglas in falling down.....fortunately I just open up this thread instead.
One-line work emails sent to my personal email while I'm on annual leave. Especially if I manage to misunderstand them (as the context has been sent to my work email) and they put me in a bad mood on holiday.
Having to fill out that 're-captcha' to prove you are a human. If you click the 'learn more' option it explains that it is actually a large internet effort to digitalise text from old books.
So why when I explain what it is saying does it tell me i'm wrong? If you already knew why the fuck did you ask me?
Having to fill out that 're-captcha' to prove you are a human. If you click the 'learn more' option it explains that it is actually a large internet effort to digitalise text from old books.
So why when I explain what it is saying does it tell me i'm wrong? If you already knew why the fuck did you ask me?
Oh so you're the reason my digital version of pride and prejudice begins with. “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a cheap Russian internet bride"
Bike wankers on trains. Your bike, your problem. So don't huff and puff and tutt becuase I can't force myself into the fabric of the wall to accommodate your penny farthing on a morning rush hour train
People who hang around the exits of DIY stores trying to flog double glazing. If I wanted a stack of over-priced glass I'd get online and do some research, not go with some company because they just happen to have a deal with B&Q. Bloody glaziers.
People who hang around the exits of pubs and offices waving their cancer sticks in the air. If I wanted to shorten my life through the inhalation of noxious gasses, I'd stick a hosepipe on my exhaust. Get your smelly filth away from me.
People who hang around the exits of tube stations peddling their metaphysical fairy tales. If I wanted an imaginary friend I'd get on my knees and see which one answered my call, not sign up to some sect on account of the District Line Disciples.
People who hang around the exits of DIY stores trying to flog double glazing. If I wanted a stack of over-priced glass I'd get online and do some research, not go with some company because they just happen to have a deal with B&Q. Bloody glaziers.
People who hang around the exits of pubs and offices waving their cancer sticks in the air. If I wanted to shorten my life through the inhalation of noxious gasses, I'd stick a hosepipe on my exhaust. Get your smelly filth away from me.
People who hang around the exits of tube stations peddling their metaphysical fairy tales. If I wanted an imaginary friend I'd get on my knees and see which one answered my call, not sign up to some sect on account of the District Line Disciples.
People who hang around the exits of DIY stores trying to flog double glazing. If I wanted a stack of over-priced glass I'd get online and do some research, not go with some company because they just happen to have a deal with B&Q. Bloody glaziers.
People who hang around the exits of pubs and offices waving their cancer sticks in the air. If I wanted to shorten my life through the inhalation of noxious gasses, I'd stick a hosepipe on my exhaust. Get your smelly filth away from me.
People who hang around the exits of tube stations peddling their metaphysical fairy tales. If I wanted an imaginary friend I'd get on my knees and see which one answered my call, not sign up to some sect on account of the District Line Disciples.
Agree with you apart the double glazing chaps. It aint much of a job and I'm sure they are not enjoying the experience so I just decline there offers of a new crap doors and windows.
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If you must know, they thought I said appedite when I said appetite, but I have a cold so it sounded like appedite. You should work where I work, barrel of laughs
I'd love to
people not taking up the pockets of space on the tube
zig zagging slowly in front of me rather than walking in a straight line at a steady pace
on their mobile whilst walking toward me rather than looking in my direction
stopping dead in front of me on a busy pavement whilst they wonder where they are going and I'm behind them trying to get somewhere, knowing where I am going.
All of the above, 5 days out of 7 a week help push me toward possibly replicating Douglas in falling down.....fortunately I just open up this thread instead.
Mine was half the price of hairy ape sitting next to me last weekend.
On par with 'My Bad'
So why when I explain what it is saying does it tell me i'm wrong? If you already knew why the fuck did you ask me?
'Loving life right now'
'Had the most amazing night with X and Y at xxx'
Had these two come through this morning. Fuck off.
People who hang around the exits of pubs and offices waving their cancer sticks in the air. If I wanted to shorten my life through the inhalation of noxious gasses, I'd stick a hosepipe on my exhaust. Get your smelly filth away from me.
People who hang around the exits of tube stations peddling their metaphysical fairy tales. If I wanted an imaginary friend I'd get on my knees and see which one answered my call, not sign up to some sect on account of the District Line Disciples.
Sorry.
It aint much of a job and I'm sure they are not enjoying the experience so I just decline there offers of a new crap doors and windows.