Bloody annoyed that someone flagged me for the crime of saying I can't drink Guinness because it has fish enzymes in it on the St Patrick Day thread. Really? Seriously?!?
Edit: especially when you consider that I made that post three years ago and I've only just got flagged.
The BBC's World Twenty20 tables - why do they put a decimal place next to the number of points each team has?
For example England currently have 2 points as reflected on the ICC website yet the BBC has England as having 2.0
I would guess you can get half a point for a no result
I thought of that, but isn't it 1 point each for a no result? Pretty sure I remember us going out of the 2003 world cup because it rained in Zimbabwe so they got a full point and not a half point?
The modern interpretation of the highway code, which based on what's going on on the roads apparently states that :
1. When turning right leave the vehicle at an angle with the rear positioned so nothing can filter past on your left
2. If you haven't got daytime running lights drive round in broad daylight with main beam on blinding oncoming traffic as well as the vehicle in front
3. If you do have daytime running lights just drive round in broad daylight with main beam on just like everyone else
4. Indicating is completely optional, especially on roundabouts
5. In a car park , park across the dividing line between spaces to take up two parking spaces with the one vehicle
Love the one about the lights... In the last few weeks its clearly been daylight around 7am and 5pm yet everyone continues driving with their beams on.
You turn your lights on based on the visibility not the bloody time
The modern interpretation of the highway code, which based on what's going on on the roads apparently states that :
1. When turning right leave the vehicle at an angle with the rear positioned so nothing can filter past on your left
2. If you haven't got daytime running lights drive round in broad daylight with main beam on blinding oncoming traffic as well as the vehicle in front
3. If you do have daytime running lights just drive round in broad daylight with main beam on just like everyone else
4. Indicating is completely optional, especially on roundabouts
5. In a car park , park across the dividing line between spaces to take up two parking spaces with the one vehicle
6. On joining a three lane road, immediately move into the middle lane to save you the bother of mirror, signal, manoeuvre at any future point in your journey. The rest of the world can just work around you, no worries.
The modern interpretation of the highway code, which based on what's going on on the roads apparently states that :
1. When turning right leave the vehicle at an angle with the rear positioned so nothing can filter past on your left
2. If you haven't got daytime running lights drive round in broad daylight with main beam on blinding oncoming traffic as well as the vehicle in front
3. If you do have daytime running lights just drive round in broad daylight with main beam on just like everyone else
4. Indicating is completely optional, especially on roundabouts
5. In a car park , park across the dividing line between spaces to take up two parking spaces with the one vehicle
Love the one about the lights... In the last few weeks its clearly been daylight around 7am and 5pm yet everyone continues driving with their beams on.
You turn your lights on based on the visibility not the bloody time
6. Front fog lights should be used at all times.
7. To turn right at a roundabout always approach in the left hand lane then proceed to turn right.
I find that's best, just in case. I don't mind religion all the time the religious keep it to themselves or just sing songs about their imaginary best friend. I'm sure the all forgiving entity or whatever will understand my lack of faith and the large amount of scepticism I have when my time ends.
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Personal bugbear of mine too
For example England currently have 2 points as reflected on the ICC website yet the BBC has England as having 2.0
1. When turning right leave the vehicle at an angle with the rear positioned so nothing can filter past on your left
2. If you haven't got daytime running lights drive round in broad daylight with main beam on blinding oncoming traffic as well as the vehicle in front
3. If you do have daytime running lights just drive round in broad daylight with main beam on just like everyone else
4. Indicating is completely optional, especially on roundabouts
5. In a car park , park across the dividing line between spaces to take up two parking spaces with the one vehicle
Spot of Dennis
You turn your lights on based on the visibility not the bloody time
I'ts not that they don't mention Charlton it's just the pure laziness, he has been at Standard and us (plus a Cardiff loan) since leaving Celtic.
edit* he also had a season at Lierse since he last played for Celtic.
7. To turn right at a roundabout always approach in the left hand lane then proceed to turn right.
Daily mail! Daily mail! Pass me the pitchfork
(Seriosuly though it's pretty worrying)
It's a dead split, there either are Gods or there are not.
Either way our minds cannot fathom the actuality of them existing... it's like the size of space.
You just can't imagine it all.
I'm agnostic btw.
Izzard is Palace as well.
Should point out, it's nothing to do with their charity work - full marks to them for that.
I'd love to do that myself or I'd love the walk the North Downs Way etc. in record timing but I cant because I've the small matter of work!!
I'm sure the all forgiving entity or whatever will understand my lack of faith and the large amount of scepticism I have when my time ends.