The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
I believe the elastic bands are put around bunches of letters strategically, so the postie knows that when he/she gets to a band in the pile of letters, there is also a parcel in his/her sack to be delivered to that house. So the answer is stop ordering so much shite off the internet.
Unless of course I've made that theory up to make sense of all the elastic bands on my drive.
The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
We have perfectly adequate words provided by the Anglo Saxons. They cover any given situation and are short, to the point and easy to spell. Furthermore they have lasted the test of time.
The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
It's my own fault, I know I shouldn't, but arguing with pro Brexiters - what a fucking nightmare. I explained to one chap how the loss of reciprocal health care would force Karen and I to move back to the UK. His answer to that? "I have always believed in private health care". Great - your belief will be mighty useful next time I have a heart attack. Utter cock!
We have perfectly adequate words provided by the Anglo Saxons. They cover any given situation and are short, to the point and easy to spell. Furthermore they have lasted the test of time.
I for one will not be using this modern parlance.
Outraged of CL.
Don't disagree with you, although the youth of today overuse what I consider to be the special occasion swearwords like c#%t and f*$k so much these days that they hardly have any impact anymore. You have to really use your imagination if you want to properly offend someone, although that's no excuse for using terms like "cockwomble", which sounds like it was invented by some beardy, annoying hipster type.
The current Facebook trend of people writing something like "I know no one will read this, but when I'm bored I like to dress in a tutu and prance about the kitchen pretending I'm a magical unicorn!" At first, I assumed it was some bint attention-seeking. But the fact that I've seen it so many times means it's almost definitely to raise awareness for cancer. And as another poster on here once asked - What's the point? Who isn't aware of cancer? It does literally nothing to raise money for Cancer Research.
The stupid woman doing a selfie video of herself going down the rapids at centre parcs this afternoon. Could see what she was doing so waited a bit before following her. Came crashing round a bend and the soppy tart had stopped. Her video now has a 13 stone, bald, Exocet missile slamming into her and sending her flying.
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Walked to the station this morning and so cold I couldn't feel my hands. What is going on?
Or are you moaning about the fact that the weather cant make its mind up?
Why my property and not my next door neighbour?
So the answer is stop ordering so much shite off the internet.
Unless of course I've made that theory up to make sense of all the elastic bands on my drive.
We have perfectly adequate words provided by the Anglo Saxons. They cover any given situation and are short, to the point and easy to spell. Furthermore they have lasted the test of time.
I for one will not be using this modern parlance.
Outraged of CL.
I dont f**king care about your Holiday, and stop saying sleeps!! its bloody days!!
I'd have happily spent time with this attractive lady teacher when I was 13...
Drop a decent mobile about half a yard, new phone ffs
At first, I assumed it was some bint attention-seeking. But the fact that I've seen it so many times means it's almost definitely to raise awareness for cancer.
And as another poster on here once asked - What's the point? Who isn't aware of cancer? It does literally nothing to raise money for Cancer Research.