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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,248
    cafcdave123 said:

    Stig said:

    Fussy eaters

    Made even worse if they then comment on what you are eating!

    Last time I wan in chapters I ordered the rabbit to start and my sister in law sat there questioning how I could eat rabbit and how horrible it must be.
    That sort of thing should always be replied with

    'I think it tastes a lot better if I think of it not as an animal below me in the food chain, but as a cute fluffy bunny once happy in a hutch with a name and a small child giving it loving cuddles and feeding it carrots'

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:


    cafcdave123 said:

    Stig said:

    Fussy eaters

    Made even worse if they then comment on what you are eating!

    Last time I wan in chapters I ordered the rabbit to start and my sister in law sat there questioning how I could eat rabbit and how horrible it must be.
    Is she vegetarian
    Not THAT bad, just a cunt...
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638
    cafcdave123 said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:


    cafcdave123 said:

    Stig said:

    Fussy eaters

    Made even worse if they then comment on what you are eating!

    Last time I wan in chapters I ordered the rabbit to start and my sister in law sat there questioning how I could eat rabbit and how horrible it must be.
    Is she vegetarian
    Not THAT bad, just a cunt...
    Isn't that pussy eaters?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    cafcdave123 said:

    Stig said:

    Fussy eaters

    Made even worse if they then comment on what you are eating!

    Last time I wan in chapters I ordered the rabbit to start and my sister in law sat there questioning how I could eat rabbit and how horrible it must be.
    I'd thump 'er if I was you
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    DaveMehmet said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Stig said:

    Fussy eaters

    Made even worse if they then comment on what you are eating!

    Last time I wan in chapters I ordered the rabbit to start and my sister in law sat there questioning how I could eat rabbit and how horrible it must be.
    I'd thump 'er if I was you
    That has to be a yellow card for crimes against comedy...
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Me.
    You.
    My girlfriend.
    Life.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Algarveaddick said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    cafcdave123 said:

    Stig said:

    Fussy eaters

    Made even worse if they then comment on what you are eating!

    Last time I wan in chapters I ordered the rabbit to start and my sister in law sat there questioning how I could eat rabbit and how horrible it must be.
    I'd thump 'er if I was you
    That has to be a yellow card for crimes against comedy...
    I'll delete it if it Bugs you.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    The length of the weekend
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    Fully grown adults throwing up in public
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    The post office. Just needed some Euros but f*** me people really do faff im there.

    And it's like the tellers are told, this is an institution in its prime in the seventies. Please let us keep this slow seventies customer pace about us
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Drama queens.

    Turning a mild inconvenience into front page news, just because they were ignored a bit when they were young.

    Like saying a queue at a petrol station is akin to the breakdown of civilised society.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,656
    edited June 2016
    Dazzler21 said:

    The lack of length of the weekend

    corrected for you :smile:
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,656
    Vacuuous phrases like 'virtue signalling' and 'dog whistling' which appear to have permeated political discourse all too often.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    LenGlover said:

    Vacuuous phrases like 'virtue signalling' and 'dog whistling' which appear to have permeated political discourse all too often.

    Wordy gurdy people
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,040
    People who don't know how to use a knife and fork.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Headings like this,
    ''Hungary fans clash with riot police inside Marseille stadium''
    which make you think of 14 chips.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited June 2016
    My wife nagging me to start looking for a new job. - I'll be the one who decides thank you very much.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    ricky_otto said:

    My wife nagging me to start looking for a new job. - I'll be the one who decides thank you very much.

    That reminds me, you didn't deliver my copy of the Telegraph. ;)
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    T.C.E said:

    ricky_otto said:

    My wife nagging me to start looking for a new job. - I'll be the one who decides thank you very much.

    That reminds me, you didn't deliver my copy of the Telegraph. ;)
    I was going to but a great big dog chased me out the garden.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Getting in a cab and my Polish being better than the drivers English.
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Knowing that no matter how tired my small dogs (Brussels griffons) are, the fact that they are here in the campervan means I will be up around 5am.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    The Brexit thread being reopened
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    Re-reading a post that I was pleased with and finding a greengrocer's apostrophe.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Stig said:

    Re-reading a post that I was pleased with and finding a greengrocer's apostrophe.

    Better than finding his colon, though.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    People who wear trainer socks with jeans / chinos / trousers.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    ricky_otto said:

    People who wear trainer socks with jeans / chinos / trousers.

    Will you lot turn it in, I've slung out half my wardrobe because of the CL fashion police. ;)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    ricky_otto said:

    People who wear trainer socks with jeans / chinos / trousers.

    Are trainer socks for people who are new to sock wearing?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    DaveMehmet said:

    LenGlover said:

    Vacuuous phrases like 'virtue signalling' and 'dog whistling' which appear to have permeated political discourse all too often.

    Wordy gurdy people
    The phrase "going forward" being appended to everything by people who hope we will start thinking they are proper managers and not just twats.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Alwaysneil said:

    Knowing that no matter how tired my small dogs (Brussels griffons) are, the fact that they are here in the campervan means I will be up around 5am.

    "Brussels Griffons"? Are you the lovechild of Roland Duchatelet and Harry Potter?
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    cafcdave123 said:

    Stig said:

    Fussy eaters

    Made even worse if they then comment on what you are eating!

    Last time I wan in chapters I ordered the rabbit to start.
    Did it kick off?
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