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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    When knobs ask what way is everyone voting on Facebook, someone saying "Shake it all about" after a few INS and OUTS
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,807

    Grown men crying at football matches. I've seen this a few times at these Euros.
    God only knows what they are going to be like at the birth of their first child.

    Blow a vuvuzualla
    I ain't blowing anything pal, except a brass instrument maybe.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,893

    When knobs ask what way is everyone voting on Facebook, someone saying "Shake it all about" after a few INS and OUTS

    People who get hokey cokey about things.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited June 2016
    Macronate said:

    When knobs ask what way is everyone voting on Facebook, someone saying "Shake it all about" after a few INS and OUTS

    People who get hokey cokey about things.
    Then they just turn around. Still, I guess that's what it's all about.

    I always thought it was a song in honour of the news reader - Femi Oke.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    This humidity. the fact the air con isn't working in my office and having just looked at the weather report it seems we're going to have this bollocks for the foreseeable
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    People who decide how to vote re Europe based on 'celebrity' opinion.

    Tbh this is me, the fact sol Campbell, Ian Botham and Katie Hopkins are voting leave has put me right off that campaign.
    But then Geldof says Remain....
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,860
    The following phrases / words:-
    "we go again". I get the sentiment, but there are better ways of expressing it.
    "no-mark". Often used on here. It supposedly captures everything about the targets credentials, but in reality captures none.
    "narrative". We've always had narratives, but nowadays everything seems to have to have one. Why?
    "Closure". What did people seek before they started to seek closure? I don't think it existed before the 90's..
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    The following phrases / words:-
    "we go again". I get the sentiment, but there are better ways of expressing it.
    "no-mark". Often used on here. It supposedly captures everything about the targets credentials, but in reality captures none.
    "narrative". We've always had narratives, but nowadays everything seems to have to have one. Why?
    "Closure". What did people seek before they started to seek closure? I don't think it existed before the 90's..

    or it could be when when a female isn't up for a bedsheet fumble and wants to let her husband Mark know.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256

    The following phrases / words:-
    "we go again". I get the sentiment, but there are better ways of expressing it.
    "no-mark". Often used on here. It supposedly captures everything about the targets credentials, but in reality captures none.
    "narrative". We've always had narratives, but nowadays everything seems to have to have one. Why?
    "Closure". What did people seek before they started to seek closure? I don't think it existed before the 90's..

    That "we go again" one wound me up as well. I remember JBG using it a few times after defeats the season before last. Of course we go again. Why didn't we 'go' to an acceptable level in the 1st place
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs
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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,323
    McBobbin said:

    Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs

    What if someone cant swim?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,638

    McBobbin said:

    Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs

    What if someone cant swim?
    They don't finish.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    McBobbin said:

    Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs

    What if someone cant swim?
    This is competion! Use the weak as canoes!
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,807
    Sons school sports day is at risk of cancellation apparently. When I look at the weather forecast for tomorrow it looks hot and sunny.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,337
    edited June 2016

    Sons school sports day is at risk of cancellation apparently. When I look at the weather forecast for tomorrow it looks hot and sunny.

    In the sprints, does your son always kneel at the start (sorry, used that one before)
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    The wife when asking me what way I voted.
    when I asked her "don't be so nosey"
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Just see the new Ghostbusters trailer. That was very annoying.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    That Hank Williams died aged only 29.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,807

    Sons school sports day is at risk of cancellation apparently. When I look at the weather forecast for tomorrow it looks hot and sunny.

    In the sprints, does your son always kneel at the start (sorry, used that one before)
    Nah he doesn't enter the sprints because his best mate nashon beats everyone by about 30 yards. Same as Nashon's dad victor beats all the dads by a similar distance. Last year victor had to run twice to give all the competitive dads a go.

    Roo's more into the three legged race with a female partner. Fair play to him.
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    BBQs in Parks

    We're not in Aus****ingstralia.

    Go rounds your mates house or down the pub or move to Zone 4.
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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    When you're trying to maneuver into a space at a supermarket and some dozy pillock can't wait 2 seconds and tries to squeeze a trolley between your moving vehicle and other cars.
  • Tutt-Tutt
    Tutt-Tutt Posts: 3,274
    iaitch said:

    Tutt-Tutt said:

    Pre match presentations at big games. Most of the time it's Sponsors and puffed up nobodies, If there are no royals present put in some relevant ex-managers or ex-players. The players must look at the people shaking their hands and think, who are you?

    The sponsors are the people helping to pay your wages.

    My wages? Nope, never worked for Johnson's Paint, Capital One or whoever the latest sponsors are, as far as I can remember.

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    BBQs in Parks

    We're not in Aus****ingstralia.

    Go rounds your mates house or down the pub or move to Zone 4.

    If they were also playing Frisby, or even worse boomerang, an all, let me know where and I'll take me Kangoo Van off road for that.

  • MillwallFan
    MillwallFan Posts: 3,348
    People who say "somethink" instead of "something".

    Divs
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    McBobbin said:

    Having a running race cancelled because of flooding. Just make it a triathlon ffs

    people need to MTFU. this is what we had to run on tonight

    image
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    People who say "somethink" instead of "something".

    Divs

    Summink alright though
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,027
    Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited June 2016
    Stig said:

    Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.

    What really pisses me off is that they seem to miss the point... If you want to throw the referendum then you'd simply just print duplicate ballot papers off and pre-mark them. Doctoring existing ballot papers would take time and effort that isn't needed, just pre-prepare a box and swap them around on the way to the count.

    Is MI5 really going to be saying to their staff at 2201 this evening "Alright chaps, who's up for some overtime? Here's a box, here's a rubber and here's a pencil.. you know what to do."?
  • Stig said:

    Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.

    I'm more annoyed by the idiots who believe such a ridiculous suggestion!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Stig said:

    Whoever it was that started the "pencils are used in elections so the govt can change your vote" rumour. Whatever know-nothing cockwomble started that one deserves to have their balls extruded through an electric socket while the power's still on.

    Ahem
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