Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
You should have asked him if he a ticket for more than one seat.
Previously on the Otto's. Ricky went out for a couple of lunchtime pints and then returned to the same pub for dinner but this time accompanied by Mrs Otto.......She found out he'd been there twice in one day......
Sitting on the banks of a lake fishing and enjoying the peace and quiet. Only for the phone to ring and my wife to ask "do you know where my car keys are"
Me "seeing as they're your car keys, how the hell would I know? They're probably in your hand bag along with the tonne of shit you cart about"
Her "helpful as always" and hangs up.
30 seconds later a text come through. "It's ok I found them, they were in my bag"
Join us again tomorrow for another episode of at home with the Otto's, exclusive to the general things that annoy you thread on Charlton Life
It's going to be a really boring day with the ottos tomorrow I'm afraid. Unless you want updates on laying a wood floor.
I'm sure you can find something in that activity to put a post on here....I know DIY is a particular rage enducing activity for me
@cables - today has passed without incident in the house of Otto. There was one potential cause for concern when the wife made a coffee and put it behind me when I was laying part of the floor, but I highlighted the potential hazard without having to down tools.
Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
Guy comes in to take the middle seat in the bank of 3 on the train, fully wedges himself in making all three of us uncomfortable and squashing me against the window. Fuming.
Previously on the Otto's. Ricky went out for a couple of lunchtime pints and then returned to the same pub for dinner but this time accompanied by Mrs Otto.......She found out he'd been there twice in one day......
Sitting on the banks of a lake fishing and enjoying the peace and quiet. Only for the phone to ring and my wife to ask "do you know where my car keys are"
Me "seeing as they're your car keys, how the hell would I know? They're probably in your hand bag along with the tonne of shit you cart about"
Her "helpful as always" and hangs up.
30 seconds later a text come through. "It's ok I found them, they were in my bag"
Join us again tomorrow for another episode of at home with the Otto's, exclusive to the general things that annoy you thread on Charlton Life
It's going to be a really boring day with the ottos tomorrow I'm afraid. Unless you want updates on laying a wood floor.
I'm sure you can find something in that activity to put a post on here....I know DIY is a particular rage enducing activity for me
@cables - today has passed without incident in the house of Otto. There was one potential cause for concern when the wife made a coffee and put it behind me when I was laying part of the floor, but I highlighted the potential hazard without having to down tools.
The viewing figures for this thread will likely take a hit upon tuning in to see nothing of note happened today
People who say "years of age" rather than "years old" (can't explain why, just annoys me)
Noah died at 27, he was set upon by a load of angry animals, can't think why...
Can I ask what happened to all the fishermen etc when Noah's ark was on the seas?
I thought all men bar Noah and his family (8 in total) were wiped out? But they all also had boats?
They were already dead, after bumming them Noah realised he would have to kill them to stop word spreading of his love of cock
And then he got drunk and shagged his daughters. Such a wrongun. And we all descend from him
I don't, every one in Scotland was saying how nice the weather was while that inbread bum boy was going round trying to get animals to cum on his boat...
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Especially men
I have come a long way recently by reducing my weight down to 39 stone, so I don't need people like him looking at me all funny.
I thought all men bar Noah and his family (8 in total) were wiped out? But they all also had boats?
Strimmers, and their poxy little Strimmer replacement mates.
Strimmers are the devils work the poxy little shit C*%TS
It's never a few essentials though is it