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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    edited January 2017
    People buying under age puppies, 7 weeks old is the minimum age puppies should be taken away from their siblings. Other than medical reasons there are no other excuses, Ive had 5 owners approach me for training and the puppies are to young to have their jabs let alone train. Got home today to be greeted by a message that read "If no one collects this dog, I'm opening the door and letting it go". Its a 7 month old German Shepherd FFS, I spoke to the rescue to arrange transport to get told they have just taken in a 4 month old thats on its 3rd home. Stop buying dogs you to55ers unless your going to wrap 14 years of your life around them............. and breathe :(
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
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  • My wife read something out yesterday saying that around 70-100 animals have been handed into Animal Rescue etc.

    A pet is NOT just for Christmas!!
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968

    My wife read something out yesterday saying that around 70-100 animals have been handed into Animal Rescue etc.

    A pet is NOT just for Christmas!!

    Perhaps the RSPCCA might find a new owner for us...
  • Reading Station.

    The every track along the entire platform length is just covered with human waste in various states of decomposition. Not one or two number twos, but an entire multi-track carpeting.

    What happened 'do not use whilst in station'? Why are British railways still using victorian waste disposal methods?

    Disgusting.

    Never noticed, too busy looking at the numbers on the trains.
    2's, presumably.
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,900

    Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a nonce and i bet he smells of gone off milk.

    in the interests of balance

    Theresa May looks like a maiden district nurse and probably smells vaguely of anchovy paste and lavender water

    ps i am sure someone can think of something apt for nicola sturgeon

  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited January 2017
    lolwray said:

    Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a nonce and i bet he smells of gone off milk.

    in the interests of balance

    Theresa May looks like a maiden district nurse and probably smells vaguely of anchovy paste and lavender water

    ps i am sure someone can think of something apt for nicola sturgeon

    Buckfast and jizz
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    lolwray said:

    Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a nonce and i bet he smells of gone off milk.

    in the interests of balance

    Theresa May looks like a maiden district nurse and probably smells vaguely of anchovy paste and lavender water

    ps i am sure someone can think of something apt for nicola sturgeon

    I think I can do that you you Lols, Rotten haggis with a hint of smoked Salmond, along with the perfume counter in Boots the Chemist
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Serious comments only threads.

    Lighten up.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Tim Westwood. What is he all about?
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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741

    Tim Westwood. What is he all about?

    Utter helmet. He should have stayed doing LWR from Dunkery Road.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Is he still going?
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    ladies and gentlemen tim westwood;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usQhYV7emU
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,900

    lolwray said:

    Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a nonce and i bet he smells of gone off milk.

    in the interests of balance

    Theresa May looks like a maiden district nurse and probably smells vaguely of anchovy paste and lavender water

    ps i am sure someone can think of something apt for nicola sturgeon

    Buckfast and jizz
    funnily enough her hair has an oddly matted quality

  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    lolwray said:

    lolwray said:

    Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a nonce and i bet he smells of gone off milk.

    in the interests of balance

    Theresa May looks like a maiden district nurse and probably smells vaguely of anchovy paste and lavender water

    ps i am sure someone can think of something apt for nicola sturgeon

    Buckfast and jizz
    funnily enough her hair has an oddly matted quality

    It's a bit like the Hulks hair in the originals TV series
  • I've put him in this thread before but he's going in again cause he's such a wanker..........PIERS MORGAN!

    He was interviewing someone on Good Morning Britain this morning but wouldn't let them get a word in. Just kept talking over the top of them cause it's all about him. God I hate that guy!
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Jeremy Hunt (again), he has got that type of smug fucking face that I just want to..............!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Greenie said:

    Jeremy Hunt (again), he has got that type of smug fucking face that I just want to..............!

    Bukake
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,900
    theres a bit of a theme this morning involving tory politicians and bodily fluids
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    lolwray said:

    theres a bit of a theme this morning involving tory politicians and bodily fluids

    Now we know why they call him 'Trump'.
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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989

    Tim Westwood. What is he all about?

    Didn't know he was still around. Listened to his radio show for about 15 minutes, probably about 20 years ago. He was doing a few dedications to people who had called or written in to the show. I turned over after he said "word up to my brothers in Worthing".

    If he isn't a Palace fan then he definitely should be - would fit in perfectly with the acne in black brigade.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255

    I've put him in this thread before but he's going in again cause he's such a wanker..........PIERS MORGAN!

    He was interviewing someone on Good Morning Britain this morning but wouldn't let them get a word in. Just kept talking over the top of them cause it's all about him. God I hate that guy!

    I remember catching one of his interviews with Alan Sugar when he was doing that series on ITV Piers Morgan and friends Cunts

    He asked Sugar how much cash he could physically withdraw from the bank at any one time and Sugar's response was about £100m and all the audience sort of made a oooooh sound as if this was something to be impressed by. I wanted to vomit my soul out of my body at that point
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cabbles said:

    I've put him in this thread before but he's going in again cause he's such a wanker..........PIERS MORGAN!

    He was interviewing someone on Good Morning Britain this morning but wouldn't let them get a word in. Just kept talking over the top of them cause it's all about him. God I hate that guy!

    I remember catching one of his interviews with Alan Sugar when he was doing that series on ITV Piers Morgan C**** and friends Cunts

    He asked Sugar how much cash he could physically withdraw from the bank at any one time and Sugar's response was about £100m and all the audience sort of made a oooooh sound as if this was something to be impressed by. I wanted to vomit my soul out of my body at that point
  • Macronate said:

    I am a passionate hater of Halifax Building Society adverts and they've done it again with the Scooby Doo and Shaggy crap fest.

    Where is the correlation between an institution that looks after your money and The Flintstones, Top Cat and now Scooby effing Doo?

    I think you are missing the middle east connection.
    Remember the money lenders in Dubai dont like the Flintstones, but the providers in Abu Dhabi do.
    This joke hasn't got anywhere near the recognition it deserves.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    Yes it has
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a nonce and i bet he smells of gone off milk.

    That's him off to Nicola Sturgeon's for a party
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255

    Jeremy Corbyn. He looks like a nonce and i bet he smells of gone off milk.

    That's him off to Nicola Sturgeon's for a party
    I'm surprised he didn't insist on it being taken when he was sat on the floor to highlight overcrowding
  • People wearing sunglasses on the tube
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,112

    People wearing sunglasses on the tube

    RIP, Paula Yates.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853

    Macronate said:

    I am a passionate hater of Halifax Building Society adverts and they've done it again with the Scooby Doo and Shaggy crap fest.

    Where is the correlation between an institution that looks after your money and The Flintstones, Top Cat and now Scooby effing Doo?

    I think you are missing the middle east connection.
    Remember the money lenders in Dubai dont like the Flintstones, but the providers in Abu Dhabi do.
    This joke hasn't got anywhere near the recognition it deserves.
    Because it is old and posted before?
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