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  • another fucking tube strike.
  • MrLargo said:

    When you text someone your email address and autocorrect replaces your surname with the word "shenanigans".

    "Shenanigans" is a quality word, one of my favourites along with "malarkey".
  • LuckyReds said:

    MrLargo said:

    When you text someone your email address and autocorrect replaces your surname with the word "shenanigans".

    "Shenanigans" is a quality word, one of my favourites along with "malarkey".
    Add "gerrymandering" to that list
  • LuckyReds said:

    MrLargo said:

    When you text someone your email address and autocorrect replaces your surname with the word "shenanigans".

    "Shenanigans" is a quality word, one of my favourites along with "malarkey".
    Add "gerrymandering" to that list
    I like that word, but it annoys me that it seems to have been incorrectly used by nearly everyone ever since the invention of the Internet.
  • Fiiish said:

    LuckyReds said:

    MrLargo said:

    When you text someone your email address and autocorrect replaces your surname with the word "shenanigans".

    "Shenanigans" is a quality word, one of my favourites along with "malarkey".
    Add "gerrymandering" to that list
    I like that word, but it annoys me that it seems to have been incorrectly used by nearly everyone ever since the invention of the Internet.
    Yeah, this malarkey where people abuse the word 'gerrymandering' needs to stop.
  • Watching the first twenty minutes of Split on Kodi only to realise you're watching a romantic film about bowling

    Keep watching mate, he might get to take her up the alley.
  • I never knew mr Largo's real name was mr shenanigans

    Roger Hargreaves could have two new books right there
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  • Greenie said:

    Arseheads on Ebay.
    Have relisted my other halfs BMW 1 series 3 times, first fella hit buy it now. He wasn't from these shores, turned up to collect with his young son as translator, he thought that 'buy it now' meant he could have a look and haggle, after 20 mins of trying to make him understand, I told him to fuck off, a lot. He understood that.
    Buyer number 2 hit 'buy it now' - terms were £100 deposit within 24 hours, balance is cash on collection. Sent him various messages, didn't answer, finally got back to me and told me that he didn't want the car because it was too far to come and collect it. WTF is wrong with people..........

    At least 97% of them are just plain fucking stupid.
  • IdleHans said:

    Greenie said:

    Arseheads on Ebay.
    Have relisted my other halfs BMW 1 series 3 times, first fella hit buy it now. He wasn't from these shores, turned up to collect with his young son as translator, he thought that 'buy it now' meant he could have a look and haggle, after 20 mins of trying to make him understand, I told him to fuck off, a lot. He understood that.
    Buyer number 2 hit 'buy it now' - terms were £100 deposit within 24 hours, balance is cash on collection. Sent him various messages, didn't answer, finally got back to me and told me that he didn't want the car because it was too far to come and collect it. WTF is wrong with people..........

    At least 97% of them are just plain fucking stupid.
    Granted, there's no excuse for the second one and that would be annoying, but do you really expect someone to buy a car without checking it over and test driving it?

    It must be annoying having people waste your time when selling a car but I also don't agree with the idea that webuyanycar and similar seem to perpetuate that a buyer checking a car over is unreasonable. Buying a second hand car is a minefield at the best of times and only an idiot would buy one without taking a good look at it first.
  • JaShea99 said:

    IdleHans said:

    Greenie said:

    Arseheads on Ebay.
    Have relisted my other halfs BMW 1 series 3 times, first fella hit buy it now. He wasn't from these shores, turned up to collect with his young son as translator, he thought that 'buy it now' meant he could have a look and haggle, after 20 mins of trying to make him understand, I told him to fuck off, a lot. He understood that.
    Buyer number 2 hit 'buy it now' - terms were £100 deposit within 24 hours, balance is cash on collection. Sent him various messages, didn't answer, finally got back to me and told me that he didn't want the car because it was too far to come and collect it. WTF is wrong with people..........

    At least 97% of them are just plain fucking stupid.
    Granted, there's no excuse for the second one and that would be annoying, but do you really expect someone to buy a car without checking it over and test driving it?

    It must be annoying having people waste your time when selling a car but I also don't agree with the idea that webuyanycar and similar seem to perpetuate that a buyer checking a car over is unreasonable. Buying a second hand car is a minefield at the best of times and only an idiot would buy one without taking a good look at it first.
    I quite agree. But surely you go and look BEFORE you bid.
  • IdleHans said:

    JaShea99 said:

    IdleHans said:

    Greenie said:

    Arseheads on Ebay.
    Have relisted my other halfs BMW 1 series 3 times, first fella hit buy it now. He wasn't from these shores, turned up to collect with his young son as translator, he thought that 'buy it now' meant he could have a look and haggle, after 20 mins of trying to make him understand, I told him to fuck off, a lot. He understood that.
    Buyer number 2 hit 'buy it now' - terms were £100 deposit within 24 hours, balance is cash on collection. Sent him various messages, didn't answer, finally got back to me and told me that he didn't want the car because it was too far to come and collect it. WTF is wrong with people..........

    At least 97% of them are just plain fucking stupid.
    Granted, there's no excuse for the second one and that would be annoying, but do you really expect someone to buy a car without checking it over and test driving it?

    It must be annoying having people waste your time when selling a car but I also don't agree with the idea that webuyanycar and similar seem to perpetuate that a buyer checking a car over is unreasonable. Buying a second hand car is a minefield at the best of times and only an idiot would buy one without taking a good look at it first.
    I quite agree. But surely you go and look BEFORE you bid.
    Yeah good point. Think I misread it.
  • Jose Mourinho’s self pity.

    He manages the biggest club in the World, is on fabulous money and will be scrutinised. It comes with the job. His petulant outbursts and lack of grace is beginning to wear a bit thin imo.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38836249
  • I'd had enough of Mouhrino after about 2 seasons over here. Can't stand him.
  • Not being able to make the Unity Protest!! :( - any other weekend around that time would have been fine!
  • IdleHans said:

    Greenie said:

    Arseheads on Ebay.
    Have relisted my other halfs BMW 1 series 3 times, first fella hit buy it now. He wasn't from these shores, turned up to collect with his young son as translator, he thought that 'buy it now' meant he could have a look and haggle, after 20 mins of trying to make him understand, I told him to fuck off, a lot. He understood that.
    Buyer number 2 hit 'buy it now' - terms were £100 deposit within 24 hours, balance is cash on collection. Sent him various messages, didn't answer, finally got back to me and told me that he didn't want the car because it was too far to come and collect it. WTF is wrong with people..........

    At least 97% of them are just plain fucking stupid.
    Spot on with this..I've got something on Ebay at the moment which is pick up only and i've got one bid...from a guy in Spain! I'll let them off as they're a newbie. :)
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  • Fiiish said:

    Adults who don't understand that people have different food tastes to them e.g. someone will taste your food and go "Eurrrghh how can you eat that"

    Totally agree with you, with the exception of people who eat things like kidney, liver and tongue - that is cannibalism and these people are not to be trusted.
  • The stupid matrix road signs on the a2 from the m2 junction to Bexleyheath in the morning.
    Flashing away, warning you that the speed limit has been reduced from 70 to 40.
    Get to fuck 40mph.
    Lucky to average 15mph most days.
    Its like they're taunting you. Bastards.
  • The stupid matrix road signs on the a2 from the m2 junction to Bexleyheath in the morning.
    Flashing away, warning you that the speed limit has been reduced from 70 to 40.
    Get to fuck 40mph.
    Lucky to average 15mph most days.
    Its like they're taunting you. Bastards.

    Word's do not exist that can sum up truly and honestly my feeling's for that stretch of macadam. Lane hogging ignorant drivers aplenty, accidents, a bridge that a good friend of mine took his own life from recently, sinkholes, bluewater traffic, tunnel traffic, people using the falconwood lane to undertake Fucking it up for those who have to go to falconwood.

  • LuckyReds said:

    Fiiish said:

    Adults who don't understand that people have different food tastes to them e.g. someone will taste your food and go "Eurrrghh how can you eat that" or when you say you don't like a certain ingredient "Errrrrmmmagawwdd how on Earth can you not like (insert ingredient here)."

    Yes, you are the first person to discover not all 7 billion humans on the planet have exactly the same tastes, you should submit your findings for your honorary doctorate from Fuckwit University you clown.

    Imagine the reactions I get when I regularly have to turn down cakes and/or donuts; "No thanks, I'm not a big fan of cake actually" usually turns in to a 15 minute conversation of (a) how lucky I am, (b) how it's so weird, (c) how they can't imagine not liking cake, and (d) how actually they know someone else "like me".

    Hilariously I've even had someone tell me "You think you're being so fucking polite, but she baked them specially for the office. Don't you think you're being a bit rude?" after an office bake-off challenge thing for charity last year.
    LOLing out of sheer exasperation. Since you are office-based (and you move offices a lot, I presume, due to the nature of your work) not liking pastries (which probably make up 95% of free food brought into offices on a daily basis) must be a nightmare. The thing is, the same people who are so fascinated by what other people do and don't eat and generally piss about chatting shite for half the day are the same ones moaning they never have enough time to get their work done. Maybe if you spent less time gobbing off and shoving as much cake in their mouth as physically possible, they might find some time to drag cells across spreadsheets.
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