On me honeymoon in Crete at a jolly lovely 5star hotel at the moment, being spoiled rotten, however every Russian I have seen here appears to hark from the Stone Age, what an appalling bunch of throwbacks they are. Classless fucking imbeciles....!
On me honeymoon in Crete at a jolly lovely 5star hotel at the moment, being spoiled rotten, however every Russian I have seen here appears to hark from the Stone Age, what an appalling bunch of throwbacks they are. Classless fucking imbeciles....!
Last night I was looking at the pic in the window of the Maddox Gallery on Westbourne Grove, it was there opening night. The next thing I know, the security guard, jobsworth rushes over, asks if I could vacate the pavement because someone, presumably a celeb, was coming round the corner. Fucking cheek, does celeb own the fucking pavement?
Of course I didn't think of that at the time and dutifully backed away bowing subserviently.
Celeb appears, cue paparazzi snapping, didn't have a clue who it was, looked a bit like Jamie Redknapp but wasn't!
Who the fuck do these people think they are? Well they've messed with the wrong guy, revenge will be sweet.
I know I've said this before but it really winds me up how eager people are to get in front of a camera after a terrorist incident or similar breaking news story. Just seen an interview with someone who wasn't on the train, didn't hear OR see the explosion but was walking past the station at the time.
Last night I was looking at the pic in the window of the Maddox Gallery on Westbourne Grove, it was there opening night. The next thing I know, the security guard, jobsworth rushes over, asks if I could vacate the pavement because someone, presumably a celeb, was coming round the corner. Fucking cheek, does celeb own the fucking pavement?
Of course I didn't think of that at the time and dutifully backed away bowing subserviently.
Celeb appears, cue paparazzi snapping, didn't have a clue who it was, looked a bit like Jamie Redknapp but wasn't!
Who the fuck do these people think they are? Well they've messed with the wrong guy, revenge will be sweet.
Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into. I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation. Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into. I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation. Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
I hope you are a female IdleHans or should we be worried
I love only fools and horses, but how many ways can UK Gold package up different ways to show all the episodes. I've probably seen some of them verging on 100s of times. Yet every couple of months they say, we've got a themed night involving all of Del's dodgy deals
And there also seems to be periods when I catch the same one over and over when I'm flicking through sky
Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into. I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation. Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
so your the bastard who's just ruined my Rover - it took my servant ages to clean that off !!
Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into. I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation. Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
so your the bastard who's just ruined my Rover - it took my servant ages to clean that off !!
Am I the only person to realise your bag aint coming any quicker because your knees are rubbing the cases as they go around and you and your wife and your kids and your baby buggy and the cases you've already taken off that are camped out in way to form a human barrier are just making it so much more of a pain in the arse for everyone to get their own bags.
Take a step or two back, get the missus and kids to wait 10 feet away and we'll all be able to see our bags and get them off without smacking everyone else in the shins with what remains of the luggage after the baggege handlers have dragged them around the airport.
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Classless fucking imbeciles....!
A2 a nightmare as a result.
Serious fire that.
For someone that's such a know it all, it's amazing she's devoted her life to a giant fairytale.
The next thing I know, the security guard, jobsworth rushes over, asks if I could vacate the pavement because someone, presumably a celeb, was coming round the corner.
Fucking cheek, does celeb own the fucking pavement?
Of course I didn't think of that at the time and dutifully backed away bowing subserviently.
Celeb appears, cue paparazzi snapping, didn't have a clue who it was, looked a bit like Jamie Redknapp but wasn't!
Who the fuck do these people think they are?
Well they've messed with the wrong guy, revenge will be sweet.
Just seen an interview with someone who wasn't on the train, didn't hear OR see the explosion but was walking past the station at the time.
I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
Not seen anything like it but he's definitely channeling an inner something....spirits maybe.
And there also seems to be periods when I catch the same one over and over when I'm flicking through sky
Am I the only person to realise your bag aint coming any quicker because your knees are rubbing the cases as they go around and you and your wife and your kids and your baby buggy and the cases you've already taken off that are camped out in way to form a human barrier are just making it so much more of a pain in the arse for everyone to get their own bags.
Take a step or two back, get the missus and kids to wait 10 feet away and we'll all be able to see our bags and get them off without smacking everyone else in the shins with what remains of the luggage after the baggege handlers have dragged them around the airport.