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  • MC Hammer, does anyone give a shit what he tweets.

    Delusional or what!

    I told him to get off twitter once but he replied that he was too legit to quit.
    What time was that?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    My Missus, charging her phone!!image
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    On me honeymoon in Crete at a jolly lovely 5star hotel at the moment, being spoiled rotten, however every Russian I have seen here appears to hark from the Stone Age, what an appalling bunch of throwbacks they are.
    Classless fucking imbeciles....!
  • Nish Kumar.
  • Nish Kumar.

    Wish he would unpinch his nose
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    Greenie said:

    On me honeymoon in Crete at a jolly lovely 5star hotel at the moment, being spoiled rotten, however every Russian I have seen here appears to hark from the Stone Age, what an appalling bunch of throwbacks they are.
    Classless fucking imbeciles....!

    Congrats mate
  • The M25.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
    edited September 2017

    The M25.

    Wasn't pretty this evening.
    A2 a nightmare as a result.
    Serious fire that.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    The fat little ginger troll vicar. She was annoying on Gogglebox but she's something else on Celeb MasterChef.

    For someone that's such a know it all, it's amazing she's devoted her life to a giant fairytale.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    edited September 2017
    Last night I was looking at the pic in the window of the Maddox Gallery on Westbourne Grove, it was there opening night.
    The next thing I know, the security guard, jobsworth rushes over, asks if I could vacate the pavement because someone, presumably a celeb, was coming round the corner.
    Fucking cheek, does celeb own the fucking pavement?

    Of course I didn't think of that at the time and dutifully backed away bowing subserviently.

    Celeb appears, cue paparazzi snapping, didn't have a clue who it was, looked a bit like Jamie Redknapp but wasn't!

    Who the fuck do these people think they are?
    Well they've messed with the wrong guy, revenge will be sweet.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    People who only butter one side of a sandwich
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    People who only butter one side of a sandwich

    Who did this?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651

    People who only butter one side of a sandwich

    Mr Keohane probably says that is the correct way to do it...
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    People who only butter one side of a sandwich

    Who did this?
    I took K to do these women's hair and one of em made us all a sandwich. She was the philistine
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601

    People who only butter one side of a sandwich

    Who did this?
    I took K to do these women's hair and one of em made us all a sandwich. She was the philistine
    You took K then attempted to cut hair?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    People who only butter one side of a sandwich

    Who did this?
    I took K to do these women's hair and one of em made us all a sandwich. She was the philistine
    You took K then attempted to cut hair?
    I cant even look at hair without a bit of K
  • I know I've said this before but it really winds me up how eager people are to get in front of a camera after a terrorist incident or similar breaking news story.
    Just seen an interview with someone who wasn't on the train, didn't hear OR see the explosion but was walking past the station at the time.
  • Last night I was looking at the pic in the window of the Maddox Gallery on Westbourne Grove, it was there opening night.
    The next thing I know, the security guard, jobsworth rushes over, asks if I could vacate the pavement because someone, presumably a celeb, was coming round the corner.
    Fucking cheek, does celeb own the fucking pavement?

    Of course I didn't think of that at the time and dutifully backed away bowing subserviently.

    Celeb appears, cue paparazzi snapping, didn't have a clue who it was, looked a bit like Jamie Redknapp but wasn't!

    Who the fuck do these people think they are?
    Well they've messed with the wrong guy, revenge will be sweet.

    Dog shit through the letterbox?
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    People that approach roundabouts without looking to the right before approaching meaning they stop even though there's no one to give way to.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    edited September 2017
    Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
    I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
    Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.
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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I seem to have arrived at Woolwich and found myself on the same platform as a wild spouting Rasta carrying a carpet.

    Not seen anything like it but he's definitely channeling an inner something....spirits maybe.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    IdleHans said:

    Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
    I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
    Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.

    I hope you are a female IdleHans or should we be worried :wink:
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971
    I'm not, but it's a bastard to clean off
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    I love only fools and horses, but how many ways can UK Gold package up different ways to show all the episodes. I've probably seen some of them verging on 100s of times. Yet every couple of months they say, we've got a themed night involving all of Del's dodgy deals

    And there also seems to be periods when I catch the same one over and over when I'm flicking through sky
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    IdleHans said:

    Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
    I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
    Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.

    so your the bastard who's just ruined my Rover - it took my servant ages to clean that off !!
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,971

    IdleHans said:

    Land Rover drivers on the motorway who seem to think that indicating right entitles them to move into the overtaking lane even though there's no gap to speak of between the vehicles they insist upon pushing into.
    I'd like to nail these bastards to a cross at the side of the road next to a big bucket of shit and disposable gloves that anyone side swiped by them can stop and throw at their tattered, tortured bodies for recreation.
    Instead I make do with following them to the services and writing 'I drive like a twat' on the back in bright lipstick while they're having a slash inside.

    so your the bastard who's just ruined my Rover - it took my servant ages to clean that off !!
    You'd best have a word with your chauffeur then.
  • Closing down threads because they politically do not agree with your liberal view.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    edited September 2017
    The baggage carousel at airports.

    Am I the only person to realise your bag aint coming any quicker because your knees are rubbing the cases as they go around and you and your wife and your kids and your baby buggy and the cases you've already taken off that are camped out in way to form a human barrier are just making it so much more of a pain in the arse for everyone to get their own bags.

    Take a step or two back, get the missus and kids to wait 10 feet away and we'll all be able to see our bags and get them off without smacking everyone else in the shins with what remains of the luggage after the baggege handlers have dragged them around the airport.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited September 2017

    I seem to have arrived at Woolwich and found myself on the same platform as a wild spouting Rasta carrying a carpet.

    Not seen anything like it but he's definitely channeling an inner something....spirits maybe.

    Are you sure it's a carpet and not a giant spliff?
  • The baggage carousel at airports.

    Am I the only person to realise your bag aint coming any quicker because your knees are rubbing the cases as they go around and you and your wife and your kids and your baby buggy and the cases you've already taken off that are camped out in way to form a human barrier are just making it so much more of a pain in the arse for everyone to get their own bags.

    Take a step or two back, get the missus and kids to wait 10 feet away and we'll all be able to see our bags and get them off without smacking everyone else in the shins with what remains of the luggage after the baggege handlers have dragged them around the airport.

    I make a point of saying loudly to the wife "You just wait there behind the line like you are supposed to love, I'll bring the cases to you", and then if they are still in the way, swing my case very close to them when I take it off...
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