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  • Noel fielding
  • Noel fielding

    Noel batting
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    Sitting on a conference call you really shouldn't be on as it's irrelevant... again.

    #FUN
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867

    Cafe's that don't do crusty bread.

    That brown sauce you only seem to get in cafes , it ain’t HP or Daddie’s. , it ain’t even BBQ .

    Even worse is then they decant shit ketchup into Heinz bottles.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    buckshee said:

    Cafe's that don't do crusty bread.

    That brown sauce you only seem to get in cafes , it ain’t HP or Daddie’s. , it ain’t even BBQ .

    Even worse is then they decant shit ketchup into Heinz bottles.
    Then fill it right up to the very top so it wont come out unless you do your very best impression of someone angrily wanking off a camel
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,602
    McBobbin said:

    buckshee said:

    Cafe's that don't do crusty bread.

    That brown sauce you only seem to get in cafes , it ain’t HP or Daddie’s. , it ain’t even BBQ .

    Even worse is then they decant shit ketchup into Heinz bottles.
    Then fill it right up to the very top so it wont come out unless you do your very best impression of someone angrily wanking off a camel
    That's enough to give anyone the hump
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    Club runners. Tonight as I was walking down the road a bloody convoy of them were coming toward me. As they're moving at pace I moved practically onto someone's drive to get out the way and did so very early so none of the fuckers had to slow down, not one of them even nodded a thank you or acknowledged it - what is about the pure dickheadedness of them that when they all get together they think they're mo farah or something

    It annoys me coz had I been slightly in their way I'm sure I would've got the "get out the way, look at us, show some consideration type glare"

    Same with the cyclists. Ex father in law was well into it, so always make a point when driving of trying to be considerate. Sometimes you think some of them want the car driver to be inconsiderate so they can all get on their high horse etc

    I remember countless races going to watch him and hear some of the stuff afterwards. It's as if their race or cycle wasn't complete unless they had a motorist to whinge about
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Actors having to "defend" themselves for wearing a blue lives matter t-shirt
  • Twats.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,602
    Getting on the train and realising you've left your book at home.
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  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    My fucked ankle along with no sick pay.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    * A problem has occurred with this web page, so it has had to be reloaded* No it fucking hasn't Apple, your piece of shit I-pad just does not work properly, the problem is with you, not the web page, it loads perfectly well on PC and laptop...
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Getting on the train and realising you've left your book at home knob hanging out after measuring on the platform for the How Big Is Your Knob thread

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,602

    Getting on the train and realising you've left your book at home knob hanging out after measuring on the platform for the How Big Is Your Knob thread

    That didn't really annoy me, no-one noticed.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Flies weren't even undone ; )
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    "Celebrities" that write children's books.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Modern so called comedians who get their Mum or Dad on to their TV shows with "hilarious consequences." NOT!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Riviera said:

    Modern so called comedians who get their Mum or Dad on to their TV shows with "hilarious consequences." NOT!

    The first two that spring to mind, Russell Howard and Jake Whitehall, are my top most unfunny comedians an all
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ...and my top two people I'd like to punch in the face
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156

    ...and my top two people I'd like to punch in the face

    I don't believe that for one second... :lol:
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Supposed hilarious pub drunks, I'm not talking about the old lush who props the bar up and minds his own. I'm talking about dickheads who because they are you are on your todd think you are fair game for them to harass. Fuck off toothless
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    ...and my top two people I'd like to punch in the face

    I don't believe that for one second... :lol:
    They're joint top with about 1,000,000,000 others ; )
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    edited October 2017

    * A problem has occurred with this web page, so it has had to be reloaded* No it fucking hasn't Apple, your piece of shit I-pad just does not work properly, the problem is with you, not the web page, it loads perfectly well on PC and laptop...

    People who can't refer to branded items correctly.

    It is an iPad or if you don't want to refer to the product by name, you may refer to it as a tablet.

    This is not taking into account that this issue, is likely not an iPad issue at all. It is likely a Safari issue and you may be able to resolve it by downloading any of Chrome, Firefox or Opera web browsers.

    This selection contains only those that are superior to the Safari web browser.

    Hope this helps.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167

    Riviera said:

    Modern so called comedians who get their Mum or Dad on to their TV shows with "hilarious consequences." NOT!

    The first two that spring to mind, Russell Howard and Jake Whitehall, are my top most unfunny comedians an all
    Milligan and Hart too.
  • Carter said:

    Supposed hilarious pub drunks, I'm not talking about the old lush who props the bar up and minds his own. I'm talking about dickheads who because they are you are on your todd think you are fair game for them to harass. Fuck off toothless

    They are up there with the sort of people described as "characters". As soon as someone says "you must meet my mate/collegue/cousin x he's a right character" I know that literally translates as he's a dispicable twunt.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Dazzler21 said:

    * A problem has occurred with this web page, so it has had to be reloaded* No it fucking hasn't Apple, your piece of shit I-pad just does not work properly, the problem is with you, not the web page, it loads perfectly well on PC and laptop...

    People who can't refer to branded items correctly.

    It is an iPad or if you don't want to refer to the product by name, you may refer to it as a tablet.

    This is not taking into account that this issue, is likely not an iPad issue at all. It is likely a Safari issue and you may be able to resolve it by downloading any of Chrome, Firefox or Opera web browsers.

    This selection contains only those that are superior to the Safari web browser.

    Hope this helps.
    Dazzler 21. For being far cleverer than I am... :wink:

    How do I download an opera or a chrome fox?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251

    Carter said:

    Supposed hilarious pub drunks, I'm not talking about the old lush who props the bar up and minds his own. I'm talking about dickheads who because they are you are on your todd think you are fair game for them to harass. Fuck off toothless

    They are up there with the sort of people described as "characters". As soon as someone says "you must meet my mate/collegue/cousin x he's a right character" I know that literally translates as he's a dispicable twunt.
    I think me and you share a lot of life beliefs

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,602

    Dazzler21 said:

    * A problem has occurred with this web page, so it has had to be reloaded* No it fucking hasn't Apple, your piece of shit I-pad just does not work properly, the problem is with you, not the web page, it loads perfectly well on PC and laptop...

    People who can't refer to branded items correctly.

    It is an iPad or if you don't want to refer to the product by name, you may refer to it as a tablet.

    This is not taking into account that this issue, is likely not an iPad issue at all. It is likely a Safari issue and you may be able to resolve it by downloading any of Chrome, Firefox or Opera web browsers.

    This selection contains only those that are superior to the Safari web browser.

    Hope this helps.
    Dazzler 21. For being far cleverer than I am... :wink:

    How do I download an opera?
    Carmen over to my place, I'll show you.
  • Carter said:

    Supposed hilarious pub drunks, I'm not talking about the old lush who props the bar up and minds his own. I'm talking about dickheads who because they are you are on your todd think you are fair game for them to harass. Fuck off toothless

    You weren't in The Gamecock, West Kingsdown were you? This is guaranteed I there.
  • "The BBC understands...." roughly translated - We haven't got any detail or facts, and we are hoping that somebody will react to this statement.

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