Another good one on Pointless was when some dopey mare was asked what happened in Dallas in November 1963, she replied I never used to watch it back then.
Or name anyone in a photo of the England cricket squad with The Queen and Prince Philip and the dithering old fool came out with "Well, I obviously know the Queen and Prince Philip, but none of the others"
We were at the filming of that one! Big pause after she said that to run the tape back to make sure Richard had said "Including the old couple in the middle" when he asked them to identify everyone on the picture. Met Zander and Richard between shows (my mate Debbie is the chief make up artist on it). As nice in real life as they seem. Which would explain why you don't like them, mate...
The twat on the train this morning. It was packed, I had to stand, and he was snoozing along whilst wearing a flipping eye mask. I ask you. I so wanted to snap it into his face,.or shout tickets please to watch him flap
The incredible profit margins vets place on animal drugs, Bailey is on lifetime drugs and what vets don't like to tell you is if that the case you can request a prescription and source them direct from the same surplier. I have done exactly that for 5 years now and must have save a fortune. The top are online suppliers for Thyforon Vetuk = £37.10 Animed = £40.50 My vets= £153.90.... That is for four month supply!
People who stick BA (Hons) on their business title or in their email signatory.
We've all been to uni love, stop embarrassing yourself.
We've got someone in our office who just has to get MBE on the end of everything from emails to powerpoint presentations. It does absolutely nothing for his credibility.
People who stick BA (Hons) on their business title or in their email signatory.
We've all been to uni love, stop embarrassing yourself.
We've got someone in our office who just has to get MBE on the end of everything from emails to powerpoint presentations. It does absolutely nothing for his credibility.
Stig, BSc (Hons)
When we moved into our flat the incumbent tennant introduced himself as "Doctor". I remember thinking good man as a very noble profession and vocation etc. I asked him what field he worked in and he then admitted he was a doctorate in computer studies.
People who stick BA (Hons) on their business title or in their email signatory.
We've all been to uni love, stop embarrassing yourself.
We've got someone in our office who just has to get MBE on the end of everything from emails to powerpoint presentations. It does absolutely nothing for his credibility.
Stig, BSc (Hons)
When we moved into our flat the incumbent tennant introduced himself as "Doctor". I remember thinking good man as a very noble profession and vocation etc. I asked him what field he worked in and he then admitted he was a doctorate in computer studies.
FFS
Did he arrive by Tardis holding a sonic screwdriver?
People who stick BA (Hons) on their business title or in their email signatory.
We've all been to uni love, stop embarrassing yourself.
I once met the Director at the Hospital for Tropical Diseases (he was a real doctor of medicine) and he was a Sir as well as a Professor. I didn't know whether I should address him as Sir Professor or Professor Sir.....
Agree on the BA (Hons) at least BSc let's you know there was some rigour to their degree, but an MBE and a PhD? I reckon they deserve their day in the sun!
On a train yesterday, stopped at Herne Hill by the coffee shop on the platform.
Sign in the window 'So Open'.
What is it with 'so' being used so much?
People start sentences with it these days. Just watch those instagram stories videos that tv presenters post , it’s painful. That along with saying “I mean” constantly.
The increased use of the false equivalency fallacy. You see it all the time in the media and on here and it grinds my gears.
I think there is a slightly different meaning between the two words. False means not according to fact, something that is undeniably wrong, whereas a fallacy is something based on an unsound argument or mistaken belief.
Are the fads you point out current in the states? I've not seen car eyelashes or heavy mods like that in London for some time. Nor really big subs in the boot - what happened to those? Kids are more into throwing acid at each other and stealing mopeds here right now.
On a train yesterday, stopped at Herne Hill by the coffee shop on the platform.
Sign in the window 'So Open'.
What is it with 'so' being used so much?
People start sentences with it these days. Just watch those instagram stories videos that tv presenters post , it’s painful. That along with saying “I mean” constantly.
Exactly, you watch a quiz show and it goes like this.
I'm sure I've posted this before but the duplicity of HMRC specifically re not refunding corporation tax when losses are subsequently made and carried back against previous profits.
Every time, despite correct completion of their corporation tax return (Form CT 600), I have to write separately (sometimes more than once) having completed the following year to generate the rightful refund owed to the Company in question.
I work for a very small firm and thus deal with the same people year on year so am aware if refunds are not made. Larger firms rotate staff so outstanding refunds can and will easily 'fall between the cracks.'
If I was a cynic I'd think HMRC withhold these refunds deliberately in the hope of 'getting away with it' for the reason I've given but they wouldn't do such a thing surely?
I'm sure I've posted this before but the duplicity of HMRC specifically re not refunding corporation tax when losses are subsequently made and carried back against previous profits.
Every time, despite correct completion of their corporation tax return (Form CT 600), I have to write separately (sometimes more than once) having completed the following year to generate the rightful refund owed to the Company in question.
I work for a very small firm and thus deal with the same people year on year so am aware if refunds are not made. Larger firms rotate staff so outstanding refunds can and will easily 'fall between the cracks.'
If I was a cynic I'd think HMRC withhold these refunds deliberately in the hope of 'getting away with it' for the reason I've given but they wouldn't do such a thing surely?
No different here Len, everyone has to fill out a tax form, no PAYE. Every other year a box that our accountant ticks "No" is miraculously transformed to "Yes" when it gets input to the revenue's computer, so we get a tax bill 10x higher than it should be. Our accountant then re-submits it, exactly the same as before, and lo-and-behold, we get the correct bill.
The faux outrage displayed by these "academics" regarding an MP enquiry.
Although I'm a Brexiteer & right wing by nature I do have to say "what the hell has it got to do with him" . Its not as he's the Education minister. Its not his remit so tell him to sod off. I'd reply that I'd like to know what his work entails
The faux outrage displayed by these "academics" regarding an MP enquiry.
Although I'm a Brexiteer & right wing by nature I do have to say "what the hell has it got to do with him" . Its not as he's the Education minister. Its not his remit so tell him to sod off. I'd reply that I'd like to know what his work entails
When you're selling something online and someone messages you with "What's the lowest you'll accept". Err no there's already a list price, you make an offer first you cheeky shit. This bad habit seems to be on the increase, surely the basics of haggling aren't that hard to grasp?
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At this point I'm shouting 'Is this a quiz show or what?'
We've all been to uni love, stop embarrassing yourself.
Vetuk = £37.10
Animed = £40.50
My vets= £153.90....
That is for four month supply!
Stig, BSc (Hons)
FFS
Sign in the window 'So Open'.
What is it with 'so' being used so much?
Bit like when I frequented a cafe in Golden Square every weekday for about 2 years and you got the constant "Can I get this..." "Can I get that..."
Host 'Where are you from?'
Guest 'SO I'm from Charlton'.
Host 'What do you do?'
Guest 'SO I'm a creative designer'.
Host 'What are your interests?'
Guest 'SO I like football etc'.
Does my bloody head in!!!!!
Every time, despite correct completion of their corporation tax return (Form CT 600), I have to write separately (sometimes more than once) having completed the following year to generate the rightful refund owed to the Company in question.
I work for a very small firm and thus deal with the same people year on year so am aware if refunds are not made. Larger firms rotate staff so outstanding refunds can and will easily 'fall between the cracks.'
If I was a cynic I'd think HMRC withhold these refunds deliberately in the hope of 'getting away with it' for the reason I've given but they wouldn't do such a thing surely?