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  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,747
    “We go again”.

    Banal shite phrase that only footballers on Twitter ever seem to use.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    SuedeAdidas said:

    “We go again”.

    Banal shite phrase that only footballers on Twitter ever seem to use.

    Ebbsfleet' s Facebook match report for last night has got "On we go". Obviously couldn't think of the correct phrase
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Joey effing Barton.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    happyvalley said:

    Joey effing Barton.

    Why whats happened with him??
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    happyvalley said:

    Joey effing Barton.

    Brace yourself then mate as rumour has it he has got the Fleetwood job!
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,117
    iaitch said:

    Journey is now an annoying overused word nowadays.

    'Journey' will become 'Odyssey' by the end of the year.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Redskin said:

    iaitch said:

    Journey is now an annoying overused word nowadays.

    'Journey' will become 'Odyssey' by the end of the year.
    Don't use it up or wear it out...
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    Redskin said:

    iaitch said:

    Journey is now an annoying overused word nowadays.

    'Journey' will become 'Odyssey' by the end of the year.
    And we can all go back to our roots
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,868
    SuedeAdidas said:

    “We go again”.

    Banal shite phrase that only footballers on Twitter ever seem to use.

    Always liked the Everton fans response when Liverpool started using “we go again” which was “we go the game”
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    The media’s weird obsession with trying to make Usain Bolt a professional footballer. He’s terrible.

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    ValleyGary said:

    The media’s weird obsession with trying to make Usain Bolt a professional footballer. He’s terrible.

    How tall is he?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    The way he runs, he'd do better at running
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    DaveMehmet said:

    ValleyGary said:

    The media’s weird obsession with trying to make Usain Bolt a professional footballer. He’s terrible.

    How tall is he?
    Usain Bolt, Bolt, Bolt

    He's better than Gra-ant Holt

    He's a six foot five big dolt

    Usain Bolt, Bolt, Bolt
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    ValleyGary said:

    The media’s weird obsession with trying to make Usain Bolt a professional footballer. He’s terrible.

    I think its the bookies rather than the media, one bookmakers suddenly offered 33-1 on him signing for Rangers and no doubt plenty of mugs took them up on that thinking something was in the offing
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    cafcdave123 said:

    ValleyGary said:

    The media’s weird obsession with trying to make Usain Bolt a professional footballer. He’s terrible.

    I think its the bookies rather than the media, one bookmakers suddenly offered 33-1 on him signing for Rangers and no doubt plenty of mugs took them up on that thinking something was in the offing
    Dya reckon I've lost my bag o sand then?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    Bolt could probably do a job in League 1... Stamina would be a concern
    He's marginally taller than Solly, so there's that.

  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    The rate the grass is growing due to this lovely weather. I only cut it on Sunday & it needs cutting again already.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    The amount of extra dough the People's Postcode Millions could give to the good causes if they only employed one twat on their ads, instead of 6 odd twats
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,605
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    The amount of extra dough the People's Postcode Millions could give to the good causes if they only employed one twat on their ads, instead of 6 odd twats

    No-one knocking at your door mate?
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,231
    That yesterday was hotter than a Turkish wrestler's jock strap. We get Siberian wind one week and Saharian sun the next.
    It's what the UK does.

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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    Mis-reading the 'Mañana' in the title of the sale thread for 'mania', thinking there'd be some news that's made everyone euphoric. More disappointment.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    Those little plastic bags they line the bins with in hotel rooms. Incapable of taking so much as a tea bag without collapsing in on themselves. More needless plastic heading for the landfill.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,493
    A house very near us is unoccupied but has a problem with the alarm, was going off nearly all night and has started again this morning. Not a lot of sleep has been had.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    The people who stand by the checkouts in supermarkets with a pointy finger on a stick showing you which one to go to. I am a sentient being. I am more than capable of telling the difference between a very busy queue and a slightly less busy queue. You would be far more useful if you sat behind one of the empty tills and contributed to getting things moving rather than standing around chatting to shelf-fillers, half-heartedly waving your prosthetic digit around like a lazy, green-overalled orchestra conductor.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,461
    Stig said:

    The people who stand by the checkouts in supermarkets with a pointy finger on a stick showing you which one to go to. I am a sentient being. I am more than capable of telling the difference between a very busy queue and a slightly less busy queue. You would be far more useful if you sat behind one of the empty tills and contributed to getting things moving rather than standing around chatting to shelf-fillers, half-heartedly waving your prosthetic digit around like a lazy, green-overalled orchestra conductor.

    Agreed. Up there with ‘amusing caricature‘ artists, as one of the most pointless jobs.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,815
    Dunno what supermarket you go to but if they started doing that in any supermarket I went to I would either:

    A) change
    B ) order online
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,815
    B)
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,455
    The Portsmouth Commentator on iFollow today

    Its Caskey not Cask Key!!

    Its Magennis not Megennis
  • WSA
    WSA Posts: 1,913
    ForeverAddickted said:

    The Portsmouth Commentator on iFollow today

    Its Caskey not Cask Key!!

    Its Magennis not Megennis

    and

    Its Kashi not Karshi
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    I know right? It's Amos, not Armos.
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