Why is it that when I call my bank, with their billions of pounds of profit each year, I have to wait 20 minutes because they don't have enough call-centre staff?
Why does flammable and imflammable mean the same thing? How comes monosyllabic isnt ? Why does Cleave mean to cut apart and also mean to join together? Is it just coincidence that Eleven plus Two is an anagram of Twelve plus One ?
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The first man to milk a cow, what the hell did he think he was doing?
And why do people say keep things at room temperature, every room you go into is at room temperature!!!
boom, boom
Northern French people are nicknamed Ch'tis, although not sure exactly what it means. They have a lazy way of speaking French and use bad grammar.
How comes monosyllabic isnt ?
Why does Cleave mean to cut apart and also mean to join together?
Is it just coincidence that Eleven plus Two is an anagram of Twelve plus One ?
Bit like geordies then
if the grass is greener on the other side, when you get there, what colour is the grass where you originally were?
do dyxlexic athiests believe in dogs?
why are spare ribs reffered to as 'spare'. it's not like they take one from each pig.