When I go to get the last train home of a night and find out that it's not running because of yet another set of engineering works;
a) what is it about this bus service that makes it "special"?
b) what is so important about these engineeringv works that they can't hang on for 30 minutes more until the last train has gone befpre they start fucking with the line?
If someone who's earnt their dough in property is a "tycoon", somone in media is a "mogul", somone in porn is a "baron" and someone who's earnt their money in shipping is a "magnate", what do you call someone who's earnt a crust in
a) floristry
b) gun running
c) benefit dependency/ideleness ; and
c) internet message board hosting?
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Hypothermia (schoolboy version)
Me in my lucky blue overcoat (funnier Jack Dee version)
a) what is it about this bus service that makes it "special"?
b) what is so important about these engineeringv works that they can't hang on for 30 minutes more until the last train has gone befpre they start fucking with the line?
a) floristry
b) gun running
c) benefit dependency/ideleness ; and
c) internet message board hosting?
Glottal stop. Why when someone with a glottal stop wouldn't be able to say it properly?
Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was 17?
Why do people talk about "sun rise" and "sun set" when the sun doesn't rise or set?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Logarithms. Why did we spend months learning about these at School? I still have no idea what they are or why I would ever need to know.
an early draft of the alcoholics anonymous programme?
No they don't believe in dogs! If you're gonna steal a joke steal it properly;)