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1001 of Life's very best odd questions

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  • If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
  • Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
  • What's the speed of dark?
  • Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  • Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  • If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
  • If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  • Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
  • Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
  • Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
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  • Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
  • If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
  • Blimey BFR, looks like you've got a whole stand-up act going there.
  • edited June 2008
    [cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]

    if the grass is greener on the other side, when you get there, what colour is the grass where you originally were?

    light green i presume
  • Why is abbreviation such a long word?
  • What makes the Charlton Athletic Superstore super?
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  • How come there's anyone still living in MidSomer?
  • Whats blue and fecks old ladies?


    Hypothermia (schoolboy version)

    Me in my lucky blue overcoat (funnier Jack Dee version)
  • In this age of apparent "24 hour drinking", why is it that every pub i'm ever in never shuts any later than midnight?
  • When I go to get the last train home of a night and find out that it's not running because of yet another set of engineering works;

    a) what is it about this bus service that makes it "special"?
    b) what is so important about these engineeringv works that they can't hang on for 30 minutes more until the last train has gone befpre they start fucking with the line?
  • If someone who's earnt their dough in property is a "tycoon", somone in media is a "mogul", somone in porn is a "baron" and someone who's earnt their money in shipping is a "magnate", what do you call someone who's earnt a crust in

    a) floristry
    b) gun running
    c) benefit dependency/ideleness ; and
    c) internet message board hosting?
  • BFR.... you have too much time on your hands.
  • What are the 39 Steps?

    Glottal stop. Why when someone with a glottal stop wouldn't be able to say it properly?

    Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was 17?

    Why do people talk about "sun rise" and "sun set" when the sun doesn't rise or set?

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?

    Logarithms. Why did we spend months learning about these at School? I still have no idea what they are or why I would ever need to know.
  • Why is there a sign at a Greenwich Council office saying " No dogs allowed except guide dogs".
  • [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]What are the 39 Steps?

    an early draft of the alcoholics anonymous programme?
  • do dyxlexic athiests believe in dogs?

    No they don't believe in dogs! If you're gonna steal a joke steal it properly;)
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