I just couldnt believe my eyes and ears this morning. As with every other rush-hour train service into London, you will always get a chav near you who will wind you up as you can hear their iPod from the other end of the carriage. You'll always get one person that straddles two seats or the person that will sit on one of the seats nearest to the aisle rather than the window stopping other people sitting down. Then of course you get to Blackheath to be met with the snobbish "Can you please move down the carriage"!.
However, this morning was different. Very different. I had the pleasure of seeing an impromptu gig by a chav rapper.
I kid you not.
The kid (I say kid but he must have been late teens!) got on the train at Welling. He was looking quite shifty and looked quite agitated. Train leaves Welling and he's sort of bouncing up and down on the spot. He pulls his mobile phone out of his pocket and plays the rest of the train some absolutely hideous "rap" music (well its probably not called rap music anymore but it was in my youth!) at full volume. Ok, may just be able to put up with that but not for long. However, he didnt stop there. He decided to rap over the top of the music at the top of his voice. I cant use any of the language he used on here but it was absolutely appalling... he used every single word you would never say out loud on a train
This went on from Welling to Kidbrooke. I was just preparing myself to be bold and tell him to shut the hell up when he got off the train.
Just what on god's earth did he think he was doing? He offended a good few of the women on the train with his language, he was getting everyone's back up. What on earth is wrong with society these days? I think everyone was in too much shock to say anything...but bearing in mind the attitude of some of the youth's out there today, can understand why no-one did say anything just in case he pulled a blade out.
This country is well and truly going down the pan!
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he must have been on drugs.
Its already down the pan
the person that invents that will become very rich and deserve a knighthood.
So these 2 chavs got on atEast Croydon, sat down, started rapping along, only to be drowned out by the wife playing hers.......They sucked their teeth, turned their phones off and moved
Word.
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The answer is no mindset at all.
Ob and the tofu lovers would be on the streets in milliseconds screaming about vigilanties.
One arsehole on a train is not proof of terminal decline, it's proof that some tit couldn't survive the morning without smoking something stronger than a Superking.
on an away trip to Aston Villa a couple of years ago, a certain member of this forum (hello Buckshee), reacted to some chavs who got on our train at Birmingham International, playing children's rap music, by playing the theme to the Kia-Ora ads ("I'll be your dog!") at high volume. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Their reaction was priceless - confronting us at New Street in daft Brummie accents: "Are you trying to make idiots out of us?"
If anyone saw On The Fiddle last night, some typcial chav scum on that, especially the skinny brummie dyke with the obligatory "mixed race child"
Bit more low key than Ketman at Northampton, returning from West Brom, threatening to put a young ladies head through the window if she didn't "turn that sh*t off"...
Sounds a good idea, GH ........ but it's 250 miles from the Bexleyheath line to the middle of Dartmoor, you're bound to get caught up in traffic congestion around London - and, of course, stuck behind a tractor or a herd of cattle on their way to milking on the country lanes approaching Dartmoor.
I'd allow at least 6 hours for the outward journey and much the same getting back.
You might find it quicker to put the scum in a plastic binliner, tie with string and leave outside his true home, the Priestfield Stadium.
;o)
Still makes me laugh thinking about that now.
"whatcha say mate?"
"i said if you don't.....!"