The all new adventures of the 07:42 Bexleyheath to Cannon St Train

Friend Or Defoe

I've got I'm broken by pantera on my phone that I can use to drown out other phones, although that would make me as bad as them. I've got no idea why some many phones have that function though, I guess kids don't want to share headphones any more.

I saw something similar, a person who was probably in their mid 20s was listen to music on his massive headphones, singing a few of the lines and dancing about. Everytime be bumped in to someone he apologises really politely and went back to dancing and singing, very odd!

Oggy Red

It was never this much fun when I used to commute from Falconwood ....... everyone was either asleep or sneezing all over you

Mortimerician

You should have bounced into the middle of the train and had a rap off with him like in the popular film featuring MandM, the eight milers. In order to do this simply call his mum a ho a few time. If you win the rap off you'll win the respec of other commuters and ultimately it could get you out of the trailer park

F-Blocker

[cite]Posted By: Mortimerician[/cite]If you win the rap off you'll win the respec of other commuters and ultimately it could get you out of the trailer park

Are you callng him a pikey Gills fan?? ;-p

jimmymelrose

I'd just sing 'Boris The Spider' in this situation. That would shut them up, especially if you make the 'creepy-crawly' bits really creepy-like.

Badger

[quote][cite]Posted By: jimmymelrose[/cite]I'd just sing 'Boris The Spider' in this situation. That would shut them up, especially if you make the 'creepy-crawly' bits really creepy-like.[/quote]

I Bet you would but then you don't live here do you.