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Reasons ADUG didn't buy Charlton instead

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
edited September 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
1. Our away support is so poor

Any others?
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    2. They were not Valley Gold members, so failed to see the full benefits
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    2. The board didnt want to sell as ADUG are not 'proper' Charlton.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    3. They scouted a game of ours, but were afraid of links to Marxist revolutionaries after seeing a public celebration of Che Guevara
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    3. The Board didn't consider it was the right time for a Sheikh up.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited September 2008
    5: They were first interested in palarse but Jordans tan blindsided them
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    4. There are too many pot holes in the car park
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    edited September 2008
    6. They had a meet up with the Cherry Yoot who warned them to back off their manor.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    5. The pot holes in the car park damaged one of their cars and the deal was called off
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    6.5 Cos our fans aren't fickle and wouldn't want all the cash..... (honest)
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    edited September 2008
    7. We let there favourite player Cory Gibbs go.
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    9. They found out Charlton fans couldn't count : -)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    4. They raised genuine concerns that our supporters can't even count in numerical order... :-)
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    7. They wanted to move the club to a flash new stadium next to the dome but was scared off due to the supporters views about leaving The Valley.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    12. And think alike !
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    edited September 2008
    18. They wanted to but another consortium had got in first
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    15. The Arsenal owners warned them off.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    3. The Valley Express route from Al Raha and Al Lulu Island was cut in the great Summer 2007 cutbacks....
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,214
    16. There was not enough room in the main car park for the camels.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    19. They heard about AFKAs exploits in Sharm.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    6. Martin Simons got drunk at the meeting and went a bit too far with his Sheikh Mycock joke..........
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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    20. Perhaps the Board were worried about Pyramid selling?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    21. The Arab consortium found our boardroom Desert - ed.
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,214
    20. They heard that Charlton fans were slagging off the acting skills of the actor who played the Sheikh in the 1980 film "The Cannonball Run".
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    21. All Charlton fans love the Cannonball Run Movies.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    45. No one would tell them why we sacked Dowie.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    22. Perhaps the Arabs weren't in-Tent on buying Charlton?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    21. They got confused by the Allied Carpet depot down the road and thought that another bunch of arabs had already bought the club.
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    damn shirty !!! lol
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    23. They thought that Oasis's support of Man City meant that they were pro-Arab.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    99. Perhaps the Arabs said to Pards, "You'd Bedouin or you're fired!"

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