101. The Arabs realised when Charlton play away, with Moo2 at rightback, Fortune beside him and Holland the ballwinner - that Charlton could be a-Nile-ated........
1701. They were scared off by a rival bid, the utopian state that is China is in negotiations to buy us. They will make ZZ player/captain/manager and one of their generals will be ensconsed as our chairman. We will be rebranded as "the peoples red army" and the China State Circus will provide the entertainment prematch, which will make a change to the clowns that have been providing the entertainment during the match for the last few seasons
98. They really really loved the planet of the apes movies and the name charlton reminded them of the recent demise of Mr 'From my cold dead hands' Heston who's portrait sits in pride of place in their boardroom
[cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
don't be ridiculous.
31. The level crossing on Charlton Lane proved problematic for their camels
[cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
don't be ridiculous.
31. The level crossing on Charlton Lane proved problematic for their camels
Typical Charlton. We miss out on a mega deal because we won't fit those horse crossing buttons that you see on crossings in Richmond Park etc. They are at the height of a horse (or camel rider).
[cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
[cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
[cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
[cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]77. The boards uniform of cardigan, slacks and hush puppies are too hot to wear in the middle east.
hush puppies are ideal for the middle east hence the correct name of desert boots. Also gets quite nippy at night so a zip up jumper can come in handy.
[cite]Posted By: Weegie Addick[/cite]Or would it be far too simplistic to say it's becasue we can't qualify for the Champions League this year no matter how much money they threw at us...
[cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]77. The boards uniform of cardigan, slacks and hush puppies are too hot to wear in the middle east.
hush puppies are ideal for the middle east hence the correct name of desert boots. Also gets quite nippy at night so a zip up jumper can come in handy.
Henry and Weegie can you make up your minds whether you're doing Monty Python's "Argument" sketch or just panto? It's getting a bit confusing over here.
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Or that it'd just be Madness:Linky
;)
don't be ridiculous.
31. The level crossing on Charlton Lane proved problematic for their camels
Typical Charlton. We miss out on a mega deal because we won't fit those horse crossing buttons that you see on crossings in Richmond Park etc. They are at the height of a horse (or camel rider).
Yes if this wasn't in the fun and jokes category
lol
It's called irony, Henry ;-)
no it's not.
hush puppies are ideal for the middle east hence the correct name of desert boots. Also gets quite nippy at night so a zip up jumper can come in handy.
Slacks! FFS what are they ; -)
Now you're being patronising, Henry...
That's ironic
!Chill Winston!"
This wasnt aimed at you Henry....Honest