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    Turd in the Tail Pipe

    After a tepid 0-0 draw at the valley yesterday, the home supporters finally seem to lose patience with the ever dependable addicks board. There was a demonstration of one in the addicks car park. Lifelong season ticket holder Addick Joe first started hurling abuse at Ben Hayes as he shuffled to his chauffer driven Mercedes after the game. The the irate addicks fan did a turd in the car park & shoved it into the tail pipe of Richard Murray's Chelsea Tractor. This backfired on the unfortunate fan when Richard murray finally started up his car the shit really did hit the Fan..!
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    [cite]Posted By: tom_cafc[/cite]REED MY LIPS

    New Charlton Boss Les Reed decided to try a new method at half time by KISSING all of the Charlton players in a desperate attempt to liven thier second half up.
    Charlton were trailing 3-1 at half time thanks to a James Beattie penalty and two own goals from newly signed player Karim Bagheri.
    A Charlton spokeswomen after the game read 'Darren Ambrose was up for it and managed to persuade Thomas Myhre and Dennis Rommendahl into the kissing session. We have no further comment to make upon the matter'
    Charlton went on to loose the game 6-1 leaving them bottom of the table.

    Just to add my bit

    "Darren Ambrose was up for it and managed to persuade Thomas Myhre and Dennis Rommendahl into the kissing session. We have no further comment to make upon the matter and it was unfortunate that Darren got the wrong idea when asked to kiss the badge, leading to him recieving a rather nasty black eye from JFH"
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    ROMMEDAHL LANDS IN HOT WATER

    Charlton's underperforming whippet Dennis Rommedahl was attached at the end of the game by a gang of furious Addicks supporters. The incident was astonishingly led by a female pensioner, who assulted Rommedahl by throwing the contents of her flask over the Danish International whilst shouting 'you're a premiership footballer ? what a f***ing liberty'
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    Good little thread here. Can we have a blog on sunday headlines?


    The latest odds on the headlines are as followed (Taken from the Ladbrokes site)

    REED LOCKED OUT - 6/4 Fav
    MUFFIN TO BE SCARED OFF - 3/1
    REED MY LIPS - 4/1
    ROBSON AND JEROME - GREATEST HITS - 4/1
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    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Turd in the Tail Pipe

    After a tepid 0-0 draw at the valley yesterday, the home supporters finally seem to lose patience with the ever dependable addicks board. There was a demonstration of one in the addicks car park. Lifelong season ticket holder Addick Joe first started hurling abuse at Ben Hayes as he shuffled to his chauffer driven Mercedes after the game. The the irate addicks fan did a turd in the car park & shoved it into the tail pipe of Richard Murray's Chelsea Tractor. This backfired on the unfortunate fan when Richard murray finally started up his car the shit really did hit the Fan..!

    very good ketters!
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