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  • What am I supposed to do with all this Paella?
  • A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
  • Many going to Wales for the weekend?
  • "Gawd bless the Queen Mum.
  • Aussie:

    "Whats yer favorite col'or Blue ?"
    "Whats yer name Shelia ?"
  • Any one fancy a pint?
  • A rat can live off a single camel for weeks.
  • "Still Life with Woodpecker" is sort of a love story that takes place inside a pack of Camel cigarettes. It reveals the purpose of the moon, explains the difference between criminals and outlaws, examines the conflict between social activism and romantic individualism, and paints a portrait of contemporary society that includes powerful Arabs, exiled royalty, and pregnant cheerleaders. It also deals with the problem of redheads.
  • After extensive medical reasarch and trails doctors have finaly proved the Grove really is in the heart.
  • Cheers Adam

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  • Cheers Mate... Buurrrppp.. right my shout..

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    Put 26 C on the juke box mate TUNE!!!

    Oi Mate, one shot on the black in this pub...

    Oi Trev, Hold the bells and the the third will drop in..
  • Watch me pint, going for a lash.

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  • Your Taxis here mate..

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  • Hi Ad,
    DA9 still here ?
  • [cite]Posted By: miserableold-ish git[/cite]Hi Ad,
    DA9 still here ?

    Still here

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    Keep your anti-virus software & MS updates up to date. The Downadup/Conficker worm seems to be a nasty one, I'm sure Admin would agree?
  • my pension will probably be worth 640p p.a.
  • Jezus DA9 !!
    What WAS you eating last night ?
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  • try vinegar and newspaper
  • Which is more fattening :

    Crisps or Biscuits ?
  • Athlete's foot, spray or cream?
  • Sink! Sink!
  • anyone know the number of a good dentist?i am thinking about having some root canal work done and was hoping for some recommendations.
  • well there's one on the way to blackfen before the lights on the left hand side.
    Went there before i moved up to ..... wait for it...... shoot ter kill.....
  • The place I love is a million miles away,
    Its too far for the eye to see
    Still its me at least, and you cant come there
    No one is allowed at all
    Only animals that love, will always, only, ever could be
    And its always at the back of my mind.
    The place I love is overgrown now
    With beautiful moss and colourful flowers
    And goldfish that swim in a pool, theres a small brick wall

    With neon lighting controlled by lightning
    Im making a stand against the world
    Theres those who would hurt us if they heard.

    The place I love is no where near here,
    Not within a mile of those trendy dos,
    Where dogsbodies pick you up, and graciously give you a lift,

    With cherished thoughts and bitterness.
    Im making a stand against the world,
    Theres those who would hurt us if they heard
    And thats always in the back of my mind
  • A thought for the day.......
    Front rank fire! Rear rank fire, reload!
  • But are jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?
  • And do you pronounce "scone" to rhyme with "stone" or with "gone"?
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