Taking threads away from their original subjects

Dazzler21

I'm hungry what time do Kebab shops open? I know when they close...

JVL

That was Rufus's first goal, you know.

Morts-Genius

helicoiling wtf?

March51

Funnily enough it really is when you lose a thread.

BDL

Anyone asked Betty if they can borrow a fiver yet?

Darren

Do you come here often?

ThreadKiller

it's just aris,not 'arris or harris. short for aristotle from bottle and glass.which only the septics call it ass.

Henry Irving

The BMA have some very nice offices in Tavistock square.

Dazzler21

so if it's itchy and red and hurts when you pee - It's chlamydia (spelling?) So what's Simon Jordan then he is more irritating?

Morts-Genius

4300 tickets sold out for the away end. MK Donalds v Leicester!

ThreadKiller

well i won't be happy if they ban st. george's day again. it should be a bank holiday don't you know.

Can-addick

The funny thing is that I scored very few from headers over the years...

vancouveraddick

whatever the weather a nice cold beer always works a treat

Miserableoldgit

Does money really make the world go round or is it gravity & space ?

PeanutsMolloy

Well, I'll be damned if you can come in here any time you want and use me like some stud-service!

BDL

Betty, lend me a fiver?

March51

So I got up this morning, went into the bathroom and the cistern's come of the wall; water everywhere!

LoOkOuT

Waterworld... what was that all about?

Miserableoldgit

Is the answer " 42 " ?

Algarveaddick

Hi, my name's Ed Winchester.

March51

So the seals on the pipe from the cistern to the bowl were both busted thus the water emptied out of the cistern and then kept trying to refill itself from the mains feed which, by some miracle hadn't fractured. I got the missus to sort it out, Sunday's a day of rest!

paulbaconsarnie

probably cajun squirrell, though i haven't tried the chillie and chocolate ones yet.

adamtheaddick

went for a golf in the end, pick it up next monday.

Darren

The Post-Feminist Lecture tonight: 'What the Hey, We all get cranky?'

kimbo

nobody probably cares, but i have just finished a really horrible Fixed Asset implementation which i have been working on for months.... YEAH!

Miserableoldgit

" Vote for Mayow Park, SE26".

Alex Wright

Just a pinch of cayenne pepper really works wonders

Shrew

I think il hang the washing on the line.

Henry Irving

That's what I heard. He's signed and it will be announced on Friday

adamtheaddick

went for a golf in the end, the touran and jazz was out of our league, got a good deal from beadles in dartford pick it up on Monday.