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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    How about playing Rob Key at centre-half ?
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,010
    You think they've thought of it all, you think where can they go with this next, and then they hit you with it. I mean mint Baileys! Whatever will they think of next!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Its the ColdWater championships at Tooting Bec Lido today.
    See you there ?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    No, I am Spartacus!
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    Oh sorry. I do beg your pardon.
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,393
    What's that? We won? Oh, sorry misheard you....
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    with the help of Greece and Turkey we could stick it up the Balkans without those damned Russkies even knowing
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998
    What do you mean, computer virus, I know what I'm doing, you won't see my pc getting infected, it's people like youhbiowejifnkewrjh3jrw98509234 eidn389u5hnges94tng39w4 09ujfnwekn f 8888888888888888888888 ********************

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  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    2 pints of cider, a small red wine and a small bottle of sparkling water: how much? Over eleven quid! And I couldn't have a smoke 'cos it was belting down.
  • Morts-Genius
    Morts-Genius Posts: 967
    It's called chana massala - gets you farting like a race horse!
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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    King to pawn 6.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    sometimes you just gotta gamble!!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Sorry, got that wrong; It should read "King Prawn (number) 26.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    its cold in Qatar in January
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    And it rained that dark dank night, more than it ever rained before. it came down in rods, like monkeys drumming on the tin roof as we waited. Waited. Waited for a home win.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    What time is kick-off ;
    And what time does the match start ?
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,749
    The evil 5cm immortal jelly fish lives for ever, it rejuvinates when it has sex.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    Look, this is the key question:
    You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen?
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,277
    Who's f***ing laughing now?

    I think that would be us.
    Yep, definitely us.
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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    .....then Spring volleyed home..............
    ......which was nice !
  • Can-addick
    Can-addick Posts: 691
    Nailed on...FACT!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    well it's the best known of the Mexican neotenic mole salamanders
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    There are no facts to back up this opinion.....Thus in the truest sense of the word, there is no 'understanding' as there is no knowledge of the real situation.

    shurely shome mishtake
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    #3. Coventry.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    illegitimi non carborundum
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    I never could get the hang of apostrophes'.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    Vince Cable.....................
    ....................who cares?
  • Morts-Genius
    Morts-Genius Posts: 967
    Charlton Life? You will get an answer on there.......
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    So why are we not their rivals again - oh yeah we sent the palace down!

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