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    How about playing Rob Key at centre-half ?
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    You think they've thought of it all, you think where can they go with this next, and then they hit you with it. I mean mint Baileys! Whatever will they think of next!
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    Its the ColdWater championships at Tooting Bec Lido today.
    See you there ?
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    No, I am Spartacus!
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    Oh sorry. I do beg your pardon.
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    What's that? We won? Oh, sorry misheard you....
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    with the help of Greece and Turkey we could stick it up the Balkans without those damned Russkies even knowing
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    What do you mean, computer virus, I know what I'm doing, you won't see my pc getting infected, it's people like youhbiowejifnkewrjh3jrw98509234 eidn389u5hnges94tng39w4 09ujfnwekn f 8888888888888888888888 ********************

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    2 pints of cider, a small red wine and a small bottle of sparkling water: how much? Over eleven quid! And I couldn't have a smoke 'cos it was belting down.
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    It's called chana massala - gets you farting like a race horse!
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    King to pawn 6.
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    sometimes you just gotta gamble!!
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    Sorry, got that wrong; It should read "King Prawn (number) 26.
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    If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits.
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    its cold in Qatar in January
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    And it rained that dark dank night, more than it ever rained before. it came down in rods, like monkeys drumming on the tin roof as we waited. Waited. Waited for a home win.
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    What time is kick-off ;
    And what time does the match start ?
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    The evil 5cm immortal jelly fish lives for ever, it rejuvinates when it has sex.
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    Look, this is the key question:
    You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen?
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    Who's f***ing laughing now?

    I think that would be us.
    Yep, definitely us.
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    .....then Spring volleyed home..............
    ......which was nice !
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    Nailed on...FACT!
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    well it's the best known of the Mexican neotenic mole salamanders
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    There are no facts to back up this opinion.....Thus in the truest sense of the word, there is no 'understanding' as there is no knowledge of the real situation.

    shurely shome mishtake
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    #3. Coventry.
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    illegitimi non carborundum
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    I never could get the hang of apostrophes'.
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    Vince Cable.....................
    ....................who cares?
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    Charlton Life? You will get an answer on there.......
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    So why are we not their rivals again - oh yeah we sent the palace down!
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