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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Being a veggie, I really miss pie'n'mash.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    The was this penguin and you wouldnt believe where it put it in the polar bear.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    So National Geographic society have discovered a new Incan citadel, grander even than Machu Picchu which in my opinion more than makes up for a disappointing season on the BBC
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    more than just a football club
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    I prefer a straight glass to a mug any time.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    I can't understand why he even thought that, let alone come out with it in a room full of perfect strangers.

    Rest assured we will be dining out on that one for years to come!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    What relevance does that have to Charlton fans?

    Put it under Not football related please.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    I told him to say that
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    400 up and they said it could never be done.

    Mugs the lot of you.
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  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    You're gonna end up like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    You talking to me?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    Who the fcuk is Bi on here then??
  • Darren
    Darren Posts: 435
    Word association threads are even worse than this!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,998
    I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasnt the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn't of thought so much
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    thats exactly what i thought
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited January 2009
    Is it meant to look like that when you take it out, it had blood dripping off the end of it and i thought i better just shove that right back in there before she noticed.

    i had never seen it so raw, i am sure it is meant to be moist but that was just taking the piss.

    if her oldman ever found out i am sure he would give here a right good rollicking about how she had let him down and betrayed his faith in her abilties as a wife
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Sod that luv, feel the girth.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Today, I will mostly be working in Tooting.
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    My bank are a bunch of total w*****s!
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Her cooking of the Xmas Turkey didnt get much better tahn that though to be honest, When i wipped it out again it was flacid and cold

    stupid women had put it in the dishwasher and not the cooker no wonder it had blood dripping off the end
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I will seek and find you . .

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,

    The Flu
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Where-abouts in Welling ?
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    I have a very important job for you, I want you to come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    Do you take sugar?
  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    So I said to the guy with custard in his ears "Whats that all about" and he said "speak up I'm a trifle deaf"
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,000
    5339_2.jpg
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    and if you grind them hard enough you can make an economical and tasty soup from them
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,000
    mushport.jpg
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Happy Halloween 1923 from the Alzheimers society!

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