Taking threads away from their original subjects

Miserableoldgit

Being a veggie, I really miss pie'n'mash.

nth_london_addick

The was this penguin and you wouldnt believe where it put it in the polar bear.

A-R-T-H-U-R

So National Geographic society have discovered a new Incan citadel, grander even than Machu Picchu which in my opinion more than makes up for a disappointing season on the BBC

pete_tong1

more than just a football club

Henry Irving

I prefer a straight glass to a mug any time.

Algarveaddick

I can't understand why he even thought that, let alone come out with it in a room full of perfect strangers.

Rest assured we will be dining out on that one for years to come!

Henry Irving

What relevance does that have to Charlton fans?

Put it under Not football related please.

PeanutsMolloy

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

RalphMilnesgut

I told him to say that

Henry Irving

400 up and they said it could never be done.

Mugs the lot of you.

PeanutsMolloy

You're gonna end up like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

Henry Irving

You talking to me?

oohaahmortimer

Who the fcuk is Bi on here then??

Darren

Word association threads are even worse than this!

stonemuse

I thought a thought that I thought I had thought but the thought that I had thought wasnt the thought that I had thought I had thought so maybe if I had thought the thought that I thought I thought I wouldn't of thought so much

nth_london_addick

thats exactly what i thought

nth_london_addick

Is it meant to look like that when you take it out, it had blood dripping off the end of it and i thought i better just shove that right back in there before she noticed.

i had never seen it so raw, i am sure it is meant to be moist but that was just taking the piss.

if her oldman ever found out i am sure he would give here a right good rollicking about how she had let him down and betrayed his faith in her abilties as a wife

DA9

Sod that luv, feel the girth.

Miserableoldgit

Today, I will mostly be working in Tooting.

addick1965

My bank are a bunch of total w*****s!

nth_london_addick

Her cooking of the Xmas Turkey didnt get much better tahn that though to be honest, When i wipped it out again it was flacid and cold

stupid women had put it in the dishwasher and not the cooker no wonder it had blood dripping off the end

nth_london_addick

I will seek and find you . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

Miserableoldgit

Where-abouts in Welling ?

PeanutsMolloy

I have a very important job for you, I want you to come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.

addick1965

Do you take sugar?

Brunello

So I said to the guy with custard in his ears "Whats that all about" and he said "speak up I'm a trifle deaf"

BDL

A-R-T-H-U-R

and if you grind them hard enough you can make an economical and tasty soup from them

BDL

Dazzler21

Happy Halloween 1923 from the Alzheimers society!