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  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    They turned up late then one said said 'Oh, it's one of those. We can't do them, we haven't been on the course. Colin's been on the course, he does them'. Then the other one said 'Yeah, you need Colin'. Then they left. True!
  • Morts-Genius
    Morts-Genius Posts: 967
    A spiritual awakening is needed down at the Valley, group hug and prayers required before each kick off and thats not just the players, me thinks?
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth....Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    I still can't decide;
    Wood or Cheese ?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    I never knew the shoe was invented in 1922 !
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    what with all those halos spinning round his head and everything, like he was made out of glass it was
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Its raining somewhere in Australia.
    That'll teach 'em.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    A hot bowl of mulligatawny would hit the spot.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    I still say we would have stayed up if Les Reed had been kept on
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Henry
    What on earth has that got to do with this thread?
    That will bring us back to sow
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    [cite]Posted By: A-R-T-H-U-R[/cite]Henry
    What on earth has that got to do with this thread?
    That will bring us back to sow

    Sorry, I'll try to stay on topic in future.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    edited January 2009
    When she threw Henry's toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to him. He felt like his old self again. Neurotic, paranoid, totally inadequate, completely insecure. It was a pleasure.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Trumpets
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    Seinfeld, what was all that about? Gary Shandling Show was much better
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    Serenity Now! Serenity Now!
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    After Bryan Gunns daughter started a Facebook group to get him made Norwich manager apparently Phil Parkinsons sons have made one to get him out!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    When that bloke stuck one on me, the other fella stood up and whacked him with a fish and a mallet made of strawberry Triffle
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    We always wondered when this day would come....

    The day we became a schizophrenic!
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,000
    Albatross!
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    If you take my advice, you'll become one of the great balloon-folding acts of all time!
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    and so he said ''if you were earning your spurs, I'd have my boots boxed now''
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Derby 1-Forest 1
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    So who did sing 'Friday On My Mind'?
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    hi, I'm in Mexico
  • Darren
    Darren Posts: 435
    Word Threads are boring?
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Which IS better ?
    Tesco's or Sainsburys ?
  • tricky
    tricky Posts: 1,291
    ...and I was rummaging around in the attic, and I found the original copy of the bible.


    Which was nice.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    oh michael, ........ you should see my latest film.......................'twas done all in the best possible taste.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    yeah,cash game nl.playing k2o and just 3 of us left.there is a very healthy pot now.flop is k j 5 and 2 spades showing. i am sure i am ahead and i just want to take the pot down.the guy to my right looks weak but i am not sure of the other fella - possibly on a draw so i move all in with a bit of size,a huge overbet and i am all-in. i really don't want this to go any further but if i get called it's going to be very bad play from him.he has to be aware of the odds he is getting,what is he putting me on?

    he counts the pile and makes the decision to call. wtf? a non-believer,the elephant has called.what a donk! he has j9, so 5 outs at this point i am happy with myself as i am so far ahead,turn helps me by being a nothing card. river is a 9. boring! he has 2 pair and all my cash.

    anyway, thanks to mr mcfly for a great evening.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,705
    And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin.

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