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  • Three things are really peeing me off.
    1. That the Beeb has despatched numerous news teams to stand outside St. Peter's for no obvious reason;
    2. That we refuse to give asylum to interpreters that have worked for our troops in Afghanistan;
    3. That Quito De La Roque was handed 11-05 to carry in the National

    ............and not necessarily in that order!
  • I remember complaining at my first £1.50 pint. Bloomin rip off, that.
  • In answer to your question: It must be because the oven wasn't pre-heated. These things do happen and you have my sympathy.
  • Use some talc. Often works for me. Don't use lard.
  • Did you see how bad we were today
  • edited February 2013
    Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.
    "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
    Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me..." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly.
    "Your probrem velly bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
    The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
    Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."
  • Anyone on CharltonLife know Angela Martin ?
  • I've gone right off pasta. Unless it's spaghetti. But then only in hoop form.
  • Hanging on by a thread.
  • Eliza Dushku ‏@elizadushku
    Word of the Day! #zakuska : noun 1. an hors d'oeuvre.
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    Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life define yourself H Fierstein
  • Did You know: Paul Konchesky @konch3 has 13,387 followers ? (Bought to you by #TodaysWhoCaresTweet )
  • There's nobody here but us chickens............
  • Six stitches in the perinium and testicles the size of honey dew melons. Thank God for morphine.
  • You just have to accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
  • Some say love, it is a river,
    that drowns the tender reed,
    Some say love, it is a razor,
    that leaves your soul to bleed
    Some say love, it is a hunger,
    and endless aching need.
    I say love, it is a flower,
    and you, is only seed...

    *BANG*

    THATS WHAT YOU GET MIDLER!! THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET!!!
  • ''I can't believe you fell for the banana in the tailpipe''
  • Fings are so bad I may have to sell me Sooty autograph !
  • I'm never mixing my own Long Island Iced Tea again, felt a bit 'bleugh' all day.
  • Cornish Pasty
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  • "Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." Douglas Case, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University.
  • edited March 2013
    BT Recent Discussions CharltonLife ?
  • The higher you climb the flagpole the moore your ass is exposed

    general mark clark.
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  • ADVANCE WARNING: Mum & Dad & Buster Harley are moving on Thursday 28th March. I may never see them again after this, so, be prepared for rants, swearing, tears, etc then.
    Just a normal day in my life. ;-)
  • "Marking your own homework" seems to be the buzz-phrase for today........
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  • edited March 2013
    and that's now been superceded by "I'm pleased that the other party leaders have agreed to my proposal"....................................................ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • I reckon it was Valene who shot him.
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