Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing...
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm so very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money. There is nothing like a newly minted pound. Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker, it's accountancy that makes the world go round!
At the risk of repeating myself: “Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.” ― Robert Frost
''It well recalls the triumph past It gives the hope of peace at last The banner bright, the symbol plain Of human right and human gain.
Then raise the scarlet standard high Within it's folds we'll live and die Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer We'll keep the red flag flying here''
Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy Uptown Park hosts Man Unity in the EPL sundown soccer tonight, but how will they do against the Pride of West London? #WHUFC #EPL #MUFC
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"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm so very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."
B*ll*cks, wrong thread.
There is nothing like a newly minted pound.
Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker,
it's accountancy that makes the world go round!
Buy Gold....and Teaforthree in the National
Hartlepool v Walsall 2-1
Preston v Leyton Orient 1-1.
so who's the second party?
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.” ― Robert Frost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KcHAXXozU64
Who cares ?
It gives the hope of peace at last
The banner bright, the symbol plain
Of human right and human gain.
Then raise the scarlet standard high
Within it's folds we'll live and die
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer
We'll keep the red flag flying here''
Uptown Park hosts Man Unity in the EPL sundown soccer tonight, but how will they do against the Pride of West London? #WHUFC #EPL #MUFC
(Mucky bint ;o) )