Remind me, how many years have you had in the top flight?
What is your record attendance?
What is your best average attendance for a season?
What major honours have you won?
On second thoughts, don't bother mate. I wouldn't want you to feel any more embarassed then you must already do every time you turn up to that dump of a ground that you don't actually own with your face painted red and blue and your clown shoes on burning the scarves of a team that you just don't care about.
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Think in this case you might be better off moving :-)
Remind me, how many years have you had in the top flight?
What is your record attendance?
What is your best average attendance for a season?
What major honours have you won?
On second thoughts, don't bother mate. I wouldn't want you to feel any more embarassed then you must already do every time you turn up to that dump of a ground that you don't actually own with your face painted red and blue and your clown shoes on burning the scarves of a team that you just don't care about.
Parp parp!
No, BFR, that bit about the wheelchair... DA9 made that up!
As you say, sometimes I wish I'd been born norf of the river, Islington might have been nice.
Oh well at least it wasn't Thamesmead. ;-)