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Nuisance neighbour's dog pisses on T-shirt shock!

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  • lmao the whole thread cracks me up, also suprised u didnt knock him out u done well but considering the dog was there that may have been worse for you.
  • Buy a rottweiler!
  • i would have thrown the biggest haymaker i could possibly throw right at his nose.
  • [cite]Posted By: Valley McMoist[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Valley McMoist[/cite]Mate, this is what you need to tell him...

    Oi..si vous ne vous arrêtez pas chien de chier dans le jardin que je vais introduire les garçons de la vie de Charlton pour déchirer votre épine dehors vous aucun bon branleur français.

    You just put that through Babelfish ......? ha ha, made me laugh!

    No Oggy...I can speak many languages. I am bi-sexual.

    And there was me thinking you were only cunnilingual.

    ;o)
  • edited September 2009
    Me cunnilingual?

    Blow that, mate.
  • [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]If he's not the owner - can you trace the owner and have a word with them?

    You mean the owner of the flats? I've met him once and he's old old duffer who's trying to sell and doesn't give a shit about anything.
  • [cite]Posted By: T[/cite]Sounds like he knows now he messed around someone he shouldn't. I'd be surprised if he didn't tone down his behaviour on the back of this...

    Ooooh, you make me sound like a real toughnut. So far so good, 24 hours later and he hasn't tried anything.
  • [cite]Posted By: jimmymelrose[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]If he's not the owner - can you trace the owner and have a word with them?

    You mean the owner of the flats? I've met him once and he's old old duffer who's trying to sell and doesn't give a shit about anything.

    Then you might want to suggest that it isn't doing much for the value of the place if you go to court and get an injunction, something that surely would show up on any searches and legal work a buyer would go through in the process of acquiring the place.
  • [cite]Posted By: jimmymelrose[/cite]I've started this thread to tell you of a situation that arose last night with a neighbour but also for any other tales you all might have about a nuisance neighbour.

    To give you some background on this guy, he often plays loud music and other neighbours have called the police about that, he lets his dog shit everywhere in our communal garden and a month or so ago I asked him to clean up the pee his dog had left at the bottom of the stairs near the door to the garden.

    Anyway, last night I went down to the cellar to get something, when laying next to the cellar door I saw one of my T-shirts that I had previously hang on the line in the big shed we have in the garden. I hardly needed to pick it up to know that it was from my previously clean T-shirt that the stink of dog piss originated. It wasn't hard to work out that this guy had used my shirt to wipe up some dog piss. I resisted the temptation to go immediately to his flat to confront him, deciding to think about it whilst getting what I needed from the cellar. A few minutes later however I heard him come down the stairs to get his dog from the garden so I decided to confront him while I had the chance.

    I asked him quite simply why my T-shirt stunk of dog piss. To clarify I accused him more directly of using my shirt to wipe up his dog's piss. 'That would surprise me' he replied, as if we were talking about someone else. I won't detail our whole conversation except that he gave me blithe replies and so I got angry with him, pushed him out into the garden and pushed him about a bit more getting scratched by his dog in the process. Then my wife came down to see what was going on, he threatened to call the police (which he hasn't done) and I just told him to go back to his flat.

    All I'd like to ask you lifers is what you would have done in this situation?
    Did I go too far or not far enough?
    Should I have taken another course of action?
    What do you all reckon?

    Move.
  • Sorry, but Laugh Out Loud SoundAs..........
    Brilliant !
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