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New names for parts of London

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
edited January 2010 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
With the news that Bloomsbury, Holborn and St Giles are set to be grouped together under the title 'Midtown' in a bid to raise the profile of an area sometimes seen as the boring bit in the middle of the West End and The City what new names would you give to other part of our great City?
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    I'd call Charlton Ebbsfleet in preparation for the ground share /merger in a few years.

    *lights blue touchpaper withdraws*

    :-)
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    South Bermondsey - Misfit Manor
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Norwood - Wanktown
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Norwood

    Tangotown
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Belverdere - Dudeville
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    SE7 could be renamed "East London"...... every single poxy journalist and TV commentator could then correctly refer to Charlton as an East London club.

    Does a Len, runs away and hides.

    ;o)
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    I have heard Raynes Park described as "Wimbledon Slopes" which amused me.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Isn't Charlton East Blackheath?
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    E 13 renamed 'Going Downtown'
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    I went to school in Eltham Heights
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  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    no Charlton is Greenwich ;)
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    I once knew somebody who lived near the Peter Pan Pool in Downham refer to it as Bromley Ponds!
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,091
    Bromley Pond is where the Homebase is.

    Catford - Crackford.
    Downham - Brownham.
    Orpington - Whorepington.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,981
    Erith - Bexley Riviera
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    St Reatham - Streatham
    Croushand - Crouch End
    North Downham - Catford!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    Kings Cross = Reaperbahn
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,225
    [cite]Posted By: FTP[/cite]and Woolwich?

    Was leaving that to Goonerhater : - )
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,091
    Thamesmead - River Thames.
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,964
    Deptford - West Greenwich.

    Oh that's already been done!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,848
    To be fair, Holborn/Bloomsbury has "unofficially" been referred to as Mid-town for a good few years now. Think they just want to try and make it more official.
    Some cracking pubs around there.

    [cite]Posted By: Friend Or Defoe[/cite]Bromley Pond is where the Homebase is.

    Peter Pan's Pool is where the Homebase is - Bromley Pond has never existed!

    Made me laugh when they re-branded Surrey Docks as Surrey Quays and invented the new place called Canada Water - which is basically Rotherhithe, I don't care what anyone says!

    I used to live in a place called Ladywell, which is apparently now Ladywell Village. Must look out for the game of cricket on the green and the may pole next time I'm passing!
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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    [cite]Posted By: FTP[/cite]and Woolwich?

    No longer exists.

    Wiped out by beaurocracy. And town planners.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    [quote][cite]Posted By: SE10Addick[/cite]Deptford - West Greenwich.

    Oh that's already been done![/quote]

    Certain estate agents would have you believe that New Cross is "The Blackheath Gateway" as well!
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Deptford Arse-end
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,964
    [cite]Posted By: MrLargo[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: SE10Addick[/cite]Deptford - West Greenwich.

    Oh that's already been done!

    Certain estate agents would have you believe that New Cross is "The Blackheath Gateway" as well!

    I'm actually in New Cross and my bit gets referred to as Hatcham Park....

    I prefer "da ghetto".
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]To be fair, Holborn/Bloomsbury has "unofficially" been referred to as Mid-town for a good few years now. Think they just want to try and make it more official.
    Some cracking pubs around there.

    [cite]Posted By: Friend Or Defoe[/cite]Bromley Pond is where the Homebase is.

    Peter Pan's Pool is where the Homebase is - Bromley Pond has never existed!
    Peter Pan's Pool is Catford Southend, surely?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,848
    That's what I meant Alex. Unless there is more than one Homebase in Catford!
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    [cite]Posted By: SE10Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: MrLargo[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: SE10Addick[/cite]Deptford - West Greenwich.

    Oh that's already been done!

    Certain estate agents would have you believe that New Cross is "The Blackheath Gateway" as well!

    I'm actually in New Cross and my bit gets referred to as Hatcham Park....

    I prefer "da ghetto".

    I'm New Cross as well - "da ghetto" is definitely more apt!
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited January 2010
    Lewisham: Leaburnham

    Woolwich: Bondswich

    Kennington: Gloverton
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    lol.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    haha, i had a friend who told me he worked in Noho when I worked in Soho and he said we should meet for lunch. I had no idea what he was talking about. he worked at Goodge Street.

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