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I'm sitting cringing in my office!
Essex_Al
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I manage a Sheltered Housing scheme for the elderly. We have regular monthly functions and I booked a singer/guitarist for January who's playing right now.
Oh my God he's sh*t!
He's got to have the worse singing voice we've ever heard here. The residents are giving me daggers and they've got to pay £100 for the privilige. I might just pay him off at the interval!
Oh my God he's sh*t!
He's got to have the worse singing voice we've ever heard here. The residents are giving me daggers and they've got to pay £100 for the privilige. I might just pay him off at the interval!
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Take a video and post it up here so we can judge.0
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lol...does he do requests?
If so, tell him to f**k off.0 -
You shouldve asked the advice of Brian Potter first!
Next!0 -
Why dont you get up there show him how its done!0
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Does he do The Gween Gween Gwass of Home and Cwyin?0
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If you want someone decent next time, or anyone else want a decent bloke and guitar act
Very good voice and good song selection. In all, highly recommended.
Mike Dobie0 -
Good idea there Walshy. I reckon The Who, Kasabian, The Killers and The Ramones will go down well with the elderly...
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Tango man desperate...0
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Honestly wasn't a plug for a mate, honest0
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Mike Dobie does the rounds down my way - not at all bad
Where do you live Walshie ?0 -
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Crawley at the moment, you?0
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All that's left for the second half are the tone deaf ones and I think they've turned their hearing aids off plus a few stragglers that haven't finished eating the buffet. I've had ear ache all evening and I'm gonna get lots more tomorrow!
Oh no he's just started singing Elvis's 'Hound dog' - sounds more like a Hound Dog!0 -
Surrey near Esher - used to see him in Weybridge a couple of times a month.0
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Try this ; )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNZQFDx4iWc0 -
Normally see him in my local in crawley or if i am feeling daring the gatwick arms in horley0
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He's the one doing the gig at Essex_Als0 -
[quote][cite]Posted By: windscreen[/cite]Wish I'd known...I do this sort of gig for travelling expenses.[/quote]
yes but i dont think the old bids would appreciate a stripper0 -
[cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Does he do The Gween Gween Gwass of Home and Cwyin?
You barsteward you beat me to it!
At least he isn't playing to the Driscoll Brothers.0 -
Could off booked me for £100, I'm a singer/guitarist and I do like pop rock stuff and old stuff like the jam. But oh well, your mistake! haha0
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Btw i'm not saying I'm brilliant but you know haha0
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[cite]Posted By: C.Walsh'sLoveChild[/cite]If you want someone decent next time, or anyone else want a decent bloke and guitar act
Very good voice and good song selection. In all, highly recommended.
Mike Dobie
Dobie is excellent mate, we booked him for a couple of family parties and is good friends with my wifes cousins.0 -
[cite]Posted By: windscreen[/cite]Wish I'd known...I do this sort of gig for travelling expenses.
If your'e serious, give me a whisper, I'm booking acts all the time (we have 8 schemes). It's surprising how lucrative the oldies circuit is. There are singers doing a gig in the afternoon and another one early evening at £100 a pop, 5 days equals a very nice grand a week!0 -
Just give me a whisper anyway windscreen you sound like a right sort0
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Windscreen you remind me of Susan Boyle.0
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Credit to you. Not a bad effort at all.0
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[cite]Posted By: Covered End[/cite]Windscreen you remind me of Susan Boyle.
Harsh mate, harsh!! She looks nothing like that Boyle thing!!
Fair play windscreen hope you get a gig out of this.0 -
Good on you, Mrs Windscreen ......Good Luck to you.
Covered End has got an infatuation with Susan Boyle.0 -
Shag has got an infatuation with shags0
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i can't get on youtube windscreen but susan boyle is in my top 17 celeb shags0
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[quote][cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]i can't get on youtube windscreen but susan boyle is in my top 17 celeb shags[/quote]
that is out of order!0
