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I'm sitting cringing in my office!

Essex_AlEssex_Al
edited January 2010 in Not Sports Related
I manage a Sheltered Housing scheme for the elderly. We have regular monthly functions and I booked a singer/guitarist for January who's playing right now.

Oh my God he's sh*t!

He's got to have the worse singing voice we've ever heard here. The residents are giving me daggers and they've got to pay £100 for the privilige. I might just pay him off at the interval!
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  • BDLBDL
    Take a video and post it up here so we can judge.
  • ValleyGaryValleyGary
    lol...does he do requests?

    If so, tell him to f**k off.
  • falconwood_1falconwood_1
    You shouldve asked the advice of Brian Potter first!

    Next!
  • johnnybev1987johnnybev1987
    Why dont you get up there show him how its done!
  • Off_itOff_it
    Does he do The Gween Gween Gwass of Home and Cwyin?
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChildC.Walsh'sLoveChild
    If you want someone decent next time, or anyone else want a decent bloke and guitar act
    Very good voice and good song selection. In all, highly recommended.
    Mike Dobie
  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    edited January 2010
    Good idea there Walshy. I reckon The Who, Kasabian, The Killers and The Ramones will go down well with the elderly... :o)
  • JTJT
    Tango man desperate...
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChildC.Walsh'sLoveChild
    Honestly wasn't a plug for a mate, honest
  • PL54PL54
    Mike Dobie does the rounds down my way - not at all bad

    Where do you live Walshie ?
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  • C.Walsh'sLoveChildC.Walsh'sLoveChild
    Crawley at the moment, you?
  • Essex_AlEssex_Al
    All that's left for the second half are the tone deaf ones and I think they've turned their hearing aids off plus a few stragglers that haven't finished eating the buffet. I've had ear ache all evening and I'm gonna get lots more tomorrow!

    Oh no he's just started singing Elvis's 'Hound dog' - sounds more like a Hound Dog!
  • PL54PL54
    Surrey near Esher - used to see him in Weybridge a couple of times a month.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    edited January 2010
    Try this ; )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNZQFDx4iWc
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChildC.Walsh'sLoveChild
    Normally see him in my local in crawley or if i am feeling daring the gatwick arms in horley
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    [cite]Posted By: T.C.E[/cite]Try this ; )

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNZQFDx4iWc

    He's the one doing the gig at Essex_Als
  • adsads
    [quote][cite]Posted By: windscreen[/cite]Wish I'd known...I do this sort of gig for travelling expenses.[/quote]

    yes but i dont think the old bids would appreciate a stripper
  • bingaddickbingaddick
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Does he do The Gween Gween Gwass of Home and Cwyin?

    You barsteward you beat me to it!

    At least he isn't playing to the Driscoll Brothers.
  • cafc-4-lifecafc-4-life
    Could off booked me for £100, I'm a singer/guitarist and I do like pop rock stuff and old stuff like the jam. But oh well, your mistake! haha
  • cafc-4-lifecafc-4-life
    Btw i'm not saying I'm brilliant but you know haha
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  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    [cite]Posted By: C.Walsh'sLoveChild[/cite]If you want someone decent next time, or anyone else want a decent bloke and guitar act
    Very good voice and good song selection. In all, highly recommended.
    Mike Dobie

    Dobie is excellent mate, we booked him for a couple of family parties and is good friends with my wifes cousins.
  • Essex_AlEssex_Al
    [cite]Posted By: windscreen[/cite]Wish I'd known...I do this sort of gig for travelling expenses.

    If your'e serious, give me a whisper, I'm booking acts all the time (we have 8 schemes). It's surprising how lucrative the oldies circuit is. There are singers doing a gig in the afternoon and another one early evening at £100 a pop, 5 days equals a very nice grand a week!
  • ShagShag
    Just give me a whisper anyway windscreen you sound like a right sort
  • Covered EndCovered End
    Windscreen you remind me of Susan Boyle.
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Credit to you. Not a bad effort at all.
  • MCSMCS
    [cite]Posted By: Covered End[/cite]Windscreen you remind me of Susan Boyle.

    Harsh mate, harsh!! She looks nothing like that Boyle thing!!

    Fair play windscreen hope you get a gig out of this.
  • Oggy RedOggy Red
    Good on you, Mrs Windscreen ......Good Luck to you.

    Covered End has got an infatuation with Susan Boyle.
  • PL54PL54
    Shag has got an infatuation with shags
  • ShagShag
    i can't get on youtube windscreen but susan boyle is in my top 17 celeb shags
  • adsads
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]i can't get on youtube windscreen but susan boyle is in my top 17 celeb shags[/quote]

    that is out of order!
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