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The Job Centre Phone Calls

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  • After the Walsall result, even I needed cheering up.

    And then I found Nathan's thread ........

    ;o)
  • Have you considered local gigolo work, Natty?
  • Get yourself a cscs card. Easy to find through google. Get a cis number from the tax office and become a labourer. Loads of labourer jobs about. Easy 7 quid am hour
  • You could get yourself a shopping trolley and wander around the streets collecting scrap metal...

    That would suit you down to the ground, own boss, flexible working hours and plenty of fresh air
  • Oh dear, lol you say its hard to get a job then complain that you have to get to the job centre for 8.20am. seriously mate! also i heard about your xmas job which you got sacked for, you need to learn to just knuckle down and work hard when you eventually get a job thats why its hard because you are making it. i have a mate just like you unfortunately and although it isn't the best time to get a job its still not impossible, go to all supermarkets if your that desperate and dont be picky about hours either a job is a job and once you have one you can then look elsewhere if its that bad just stick it out till something better comes along
  • edited February 2010
    Get looking at the holiday company websites and get a job as a holiday rep. All summer in a nice country, having a good time, getting some work experience and back at the end of the season just in time for footie to start again! Brilliant job to do when you're young.

    Two for starters:

    http://www.tuioverseasjobs.co.uk/g/?gclid=CLekiYXx1Z8CFZEA4wodE3apcw

    http://www.are-you-thomas-cook.co.uk/overseas_reps.html?gclid=CMjnuY_x1Z8CFcJd4wodfQuvcQ
  • I dont think you should be given job seekers allowance anyway. Why should my tax money go to anyone who sits on their arse? I think you should have to work for your jsa. The 60 quid a week works out to roughly 10 hours at minimum wage. You should have to do 10 hours work for the council for your jsa check. Anything the council needs doing, litter picking, graffiti removal, painting fences. It should be impossible to sit on your arse. Same could be applied to other benefits too. Apart from maybe disability benefit
  • edited February 2010
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  • We're wasting our time with all this advice,

    It's 12:45, Nathan's still in bed, wondering why he's bored.

    ;o)
  • Sad thing is, when/if we retire it will be left to this generation to pay taxes and NI to keep us into old age.
    Old age aint looking good for thoughs of us in our 30s/40s.
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  • edited February 2010
    [cite]Posted By: charltonkeston[/cite]Sad thing is, when/if we retire it will be left to this generation to pay taxes and NI to keep us into old age.
    Old age aint looking good for thoughs of us in our 30s/40s.
    Dont tar us all with the same brush Charltonkenton.

    Some of us was walking out the door at 6 this morning and dont expect to be home before 8 tonight.
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: charltonkeston[/cite]Sad thing is, when/if we retire it will be left to this generation to pay taxes and NI to keep us into old age.
    Old age aint looking good for thoughs of us in our 30s/40s.[/quote]

    Imagine how hard it feels to be in your 50's!!

    nathan, I am sure that there is an ad in the evening standard paying generous expenses for sperm donors, think of it as being paid to be a tosser!
  • i enquired about becoming a sperm doner. But apparently you can now be traced by the possible baby to being its father. You are no longer anonymous. So i decided to give that a miss
  • [cite]Posted By: C.Walsh'sLoveChild[/cite]i enquired about becoming a sperm doner. But apparently you can now be traced by the possible baby to being its father. You are no longer anonymous. So i decided to give that a miss

    uh-oh.
  • The police won't take Nathan on, he wouldn't be on time and he wouldn't work footy days lol and he probably would use his uniform to get into old ladies houses and have his way with them....

    Not that i'm calling him a wrong'un or anything!
  • [cite]Posted By: Blinkant[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: charltonkeston[/cite]Sad thing is, when/if we retire it will be left to this generation to pay taxes and NI to keep us into old age.
    Old age aint looking good for thoughs of us in our 30s/40s.
    Dont tar us all with the same brush Charltonkenton.

    Some of us was walking out the door at 6 this morning and dont expect to be home before 8 tonight.
    Nathan is one in 6.6 billion.
  • Gary summed it up perfectly:

    "im stumped that a lazy youngster, with no experience, a history of employment termination, and who wants to work 2 days a week....without getting up before 8:30am, cant get a job"
  • [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]The police won't take Nathan on, he wouldn't be on time and he wouldn't work footy days lol and he probably would use his uniform to get into old ladies houses and have his way with them....

    Not that i'm calling him a wrong'un or anything!

    Come on, the Police take just about anyone I heard.

    Anyone who doesn't get in first interview must have something wrong with them IMHO : - )
  • There's always a job somewhere mate, I was on the dole for ages last year and hated everyminute of signing on, but I got up at 6.30am every morning and getting newspapers, hitting the streets going from shop to shop office to office handing out cv's and seeing what's about, it is hard but don't become another 17 or 18 year old who just can't be botherd mate, when you do get a job and keep it, the moment you buy your first car, book your first holiday even take your mum and dad out for dinner to say thanks for looking after me all those years will make you feel more proud than anything and make you a man nath.
  • How could someone "Be on the phone for 20 minutes" when he Doesn't Do phonecalls ?
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  • [cite]Posted By: C.Walsh'sLoveChild[/cite]i enquired about becoming a sperm doner.


    Nathan's thought about it too - but it's too much like hard work to even do it himself.
    He'd be happy for someone else to lend a hand though.

    ;o)
  • [cite]Posted By: Kap10[/cite]magine how hard it feels to be in your 50's!!

    How hard does it feel in your 50s, Kap ....?

    ;o)
  • I like the way Nathan thought the phone call was "boring". I feel sorry for the Job Centre worker who had to spend 20 mins trying to get more than "yeah" and "nope" out of Nathan.

    Still at least they've got a job so they could think about the money they were earning while making the call.
  • [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Kap10[/cite]magine how hard it feels to be in your 50's!!

    How hard does it feel in your 50s, Kap ....?

    ;o)

    Are you selling Viagra now Rob or are you and Kap "just good friends"?
    : - )
  • [cite]Posted By: Blinkant[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: charltonkeston[/cite]Sad thing is, when/if we retire it will be left to this generation to pay taxes and NI to keep us into old age.
    Old age aint looking good for thoughs of us in our 30s/40s.
    Dont tar us all with the same brush Charltonkenton.

    Some of us was walking out the door at 6 this morning and dont expect to be home before 8 tonight.

    Good for you, it was not intended to insult rather an observation of youth unemployment and lack of jobs/careers that will generate enough taxes to fund pensions and a welfare state.
  • [cite]Posted By: Kap10[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: charltonkeston[/cite]Sad thing is, when/if we retire it will be left to this generation to pay taxes and NI to keep us into old age.
    Old age aint looking good for thoughs of us in our 30s/40s.

    Imagine how hard it feels to be in your 50's!!

    nathan, I am sure that there is an ad in the evening standard paying generous expenses for sperm donors, think of it as being paid to be a tosser!

    I find the thought of Nathan breeding disgusting even anonymously, imagine him turning up on some poor sod's doorstep " Hello son, I'm your Dad" FFS
  • [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]I like the way Nathan thought the phone call was "boring". I feel sorry for the Job Centre worker who had to spend 20 mins trying to get more than "yeah" and "nope" out of Nathan..

    Not forgetting "whatever" ; )
  • [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Kap10[/cite]magine how hard it feels to be in your 50's!!

    How hard does it feel in your 50s, Kap ....?

    ;o)

    Are you selling Viagra now Rob or are you and Kap "just good friends"?
    : - )

    Five for a fiver, bargain! Why do you need some, Henry......?

    ;o)
  • Did he make the 8:20 meeting ?
  • of course not! ha hahah aha
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