so lets get this right. Dear Ashley (the slave at £50,000 a week):
1) Takes pics of his bits (via zoom vens) on his mobile.
2) Then gives his mobile to a "friend" (Ashley the Slave`s mates cant afford mobiles it seems)
3) His "mate" then text these pics to a page 3 bimbo.
4) The bimbo say and i quote" i was drunk and saw the pics via text, ididnt know who they were from but i sent some back of me and we had text sex. He asked to meet me but of course iwouldnt meet someone i didnt know " FFS i kid you not.
5) Bimbo says she has pics of Asley the Slave in all hos glory ! what is this counting his dosh or waving bye bye to his marriage?
now i know Geordies can be a tad dence but surely Cherly Cole can see there are more than a few holes in all of this?
For awhile there have been the usual whispers around on the net that Ashley plays on both wings (nothing that would help the England footabll set up !) it might explain how picture of him self ended up on a "mates " phone.
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I'd be fine being called Sarah if it got me with Cheryl Cole!
And, single incidents are not necessarily indicative of a person's character.
That said, I suspect that with Cole and Terry, (as they say) eventually enough bricks become a wall.
So what if he sends pictures of his bits by phone and sleeps around? Whose business is it other than those directly involved?
Is he telling other people how to run their lives? No. Is he Captain of England (as if that really mattered)? No.
If it was one of your mates in the pub it would be "Good on you son, get stuck in" and a big laugh looking at the pics.
I think this sums it all up.
Really? who are your friends???! If it was one of my mates who had already been caught cheating id probably tell him to pack it in.
Not my mates.
And you didn't say that Ashley should "pack it in". You said he should get a "good kicking"
Slight difference there.
He obviously thinks he is untouchable, consistently getting caught either speeding or cheating. Maybe a month in the nick with a few 'tasty geezers' the next time he's caught doing 100mph might sort him out and make him realise how lucky he is.
I'm delighted to say I haven't seen pics of any of my mates in their pants!
But anyway - I think the issue with our lovely friend Ashley is that he has never really been that popular a player because he was so disloyal to Arsenal and highlighted the stupid salaries they earn by saying he was worth more than the £65k a week he was offered by them.
He then allegedly got caught up in a NOTW sting involving homosexuality
He then married one of the coutries favourite girlband stars - and promptly cheated on her with some repulsive minger
Now this
As a footballer he is a real asset to this country.
As a man - he should take a long hard look at himself
I think it's fine too if you want to be called Sarah, Stu.
;o)
Good job I'm not a student then, GH.
Anyway, what's it like ...?
;o)
That says it all. Spot on Swisdom.
I suspect part of the problem is that he does spend too much time looking at himself !
Maybe don't judge everyone by your own standards? I'd like to think that wouldnt bwe the reaction of many on here....
As you've gone ahead and called me Sarah I'm going to have to assume you've arranged for Cheryl to pop round and see me, brilliant, any idea what time she should be arriving, so i can get the other half out the house ;-)
I didn't say MY mates and they are not MY standards.
But if it was one of your mates you'd say ""what you've been caught speeding/sleeping around/are gay? Right I'm going to give you a good kicking to take you down a peg or two"
He's rich, young, good looking, famous, a very good footballer and married to a sex symbol so because that makes some people jealous he has to be taken down a peg or two. People can make snide unfounded remarks about his sexuality and wish violence upon him but that's OK, he's rich and famous so he deserves it.
Henry are you forgetting he played for PalARSE?
Right, lets do some damage to f****** overpaid nancy boy ; - )
I would hope and expect that that isn't a subject of debate, as from my point of view, it's clear that class is in short supply with Mr. Cole, and we can only be judged on what we do (not what we are alleged to have done, mind). It seems that, for right or wrong, the public perception is that Cole et al can do what they like, and save a few negative column inches for a few days, there are no consequences, so long as they are healthy for the World Cup, and perform. I've got a real problem with people in positions of prominence carrying on like this, (especially when their talents make them the idols of children) but understand that not everyone shares my point of view on that.
That said, if it was meant literally that he should be beaten, that's another matter, but somehow I doubt that was the intention.
Glad you are finally joining the righteous, I shall get the noose. Funny I really do not like him either and he does seem to generate stronger feelings than Terry. Why? Is it his style of play, the fact his wife is very nice or even his colour?
I just wonder why other people care so much about where other people put their willies and front bottoms.
Are you related to him or something?
;-)
As it happens...........
Boyfriend?