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Belle de Jour

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,941
edited February 2010 in Not Sports Related
Would you?

Not for £300 an hour I wouldn't. Just what is going on with her boat?
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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    billie piper oh yes
  • [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Would you?

    Not for £300 an hour I wouldn't. Just what is going on with her boat?

    2 paper bags, just in case one fell off
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    Definate yes from me.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,869
    got to say I often question why when I look at her mouth full of teeth but there is just something about her , would smash her to bits no doubt
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    I most certainly would

    might be a bit toothy but reckon she bangs like an outhouse door in the wind
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,416
    edited February 2010
    Now lads, IF your talking about the REAL life Belle....then everyday in every way ! She was on Newsnight last night campaigning for more sex education in our schools. What a sort, in a milfy, turn me over do it again sort of way...Grrrrr!

    Billy Piper's bod is built for sin no doubt but the boat reminds me of the toothy one from the Bananna Splits and there are certain childhood memories that are sacred !
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    SPX-001497.jpg
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,416
    Point proven
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,035
    lol...great look alike.

    i dunno whats worse, her mouth or the slug eyebrows. Id have to pluck her then f**k her.
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    edited February 2010
    LOL!!

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  • oldbloke
    oldbloke Posts: 931
    and evans has been there.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,869
    can't believe people would say no
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,823
    Not after Chris Evans has been there
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,685
    Saw her in a club when she was about 18 and she looked stunning. £300 would be money well spent.
  • yes, all day long!
  • Its got one like the tardis I've herd, small tight entry massive open space inside...
  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    edited February 2010
    beleive me the only way people wouldnt is cause they would have done the business in their pants whilst she unbuttons her coat. Id do her with the banana suit on for fcks sake

    I cant believe people from this site say 'its a no from me' to most of the would ya's........ yeaahhh right in a fckin heartbeat unless you just dont find the female sex attractive.
  • i would smash that all day long :-)
  • Yes I would!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,241
    i find some of the crude comments in this repugnant!

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  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    edited February 2010
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]i find some of the crude comments in this repugnant![/quote]

    To be fair, it is a thread about whether you would shag someone or not,
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,241
    i am joking... but cant it be a simple yes or no.. smash her etc etc? gruff.
  • the one that does me, my mate always says it,

    'I would go right through that'

    Class
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,620
    That second one's so airbrushed, she looks flat and vaguely plastic.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]i am joking... but cant it be a simple yes or no.. smash her etc etc? gruff.

    I know what you mean.

    Me personally I'd like to take her to a Harvester, buy her a prawn cocktail, steak and horn of plenty to finish. I.d buy one of those roses from the guy who comes into the restaurants. Then we'd go back to mine, maybe have a coffee, put on some jazz and then share an evening in a loving embrace culminating in a beautiful act of congress.
  • [cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]i am joking... but cant it be a simple yes or no.. smash her etc etc? gruff.

    I know what you mean.

    Me personally I'd like to take her to a Harvester, buy her a prawn cocktail, steak and horn of plenty to finish. I.d buy one of those roses from the guy who comes into the restaurants. Then we'd go back to mine, maybe have a coffee, put on some jazz and then share an evening in a loving embrace culminating in a beautiful act of congress.


    That's the most romantic thing I have ever read...

    (Wipes tear from corner of glistening eye)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,035
    [cite]Posted By: Algarveaddick[/cite]
    That's the most romantic thing I have ever read...

    (Wipes tear from corner of japs eye)

    ;-)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,941
    No, no , no.

    This thread has gone way off beam. I'm not asking whether you'd pay 300 sheets to shag Billie Piper, I'm talking about the real Belle. Someone stick a picture up.

    Get with the programme.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,869
    no ta , bet she's got a clunge like a wizards sleeve
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,416
    Brooke Magnanti yer mean Off_it?