21: Its a little known fact that Isambard Kingdom Brunel grow his rather impressive sideburns in the world famous Colchester hairy chops Gentlemans club.
23. The town was virtually destroyed by Queen Bodicea in A.D 68 (The Iceni 1 Romans 0) and plans to re-build the town are currently under consideration. Delays have been blamed on government cuts.
24. Colchester Zoo is the most successful breeding grounds in the world for the Humboldt Penguin. It is believed by experts that Colchester is at a perfect sea level for breeding.
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26. Colchester looks down on Southend as culturally inferior, in much the same way that a slug looks down on a dead slug.