bollox its time of the year the guy next to me and two up go BBQ mad hint of sun equals music on and spark up time in the garden ! sorry i just cant get into it... as norm for me is everything looks like its been cooked by a caveman am i missing the point .... i assume there is an art to this bbqing i have not yet developed .... rather have a good ploughmans in the sunshine with a cold cider thats summer eating
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Open the back door/french windows and carry the properly cooked food out of the kitchen into the garden and then eat.
Simples
Current faves are diced chicken breasts marinated in honey and mustard, on skewers with peppers and mushrooms. Toast off a bit of pitta bread, add a drizzle of chilli sauce for a little kick, and voila !
Then get your BBQ ready and the coals burning and wait until they are white with no flames,
Then cook your meat correctly and dont burn it
a BBQ is the nutts
Have your Ideck on blasting out the tunes of summer get the cider, Peroni and pimms ready call your pals and get it going
there is nowt like it i love the long hot BBQ summers (shame we dont have enough of them)
BBQ'ing is more about the social side than the culinary side anyways.
Here are MrOneLungs BBQ tips.
Charcoal - make sure it is white before even starting to cook.
The less flames the better.
Lean meat - all the better for preventing flare ups from dripping fat.
Skewers - soak wooden skewers in water before putting the meat,peppers etc on them.
This prevents the wood from burning when the skewer is placed on the BBQ
Bananas - split open a banana and fill with chocolate buttons and cook on bbq.
Melted choc on hot banana is great.
Now get out there and enjoy.
Do all the prep before now. Make up big bowls of Chicken pesto pasta salad etc and people help themselves. Why have hot food in the middle of summer?
We are talking food here and not female guests???
Having BBQ tonight, lovely!!
So all through summer you only eat salads, sandwiches and anything cold?
Yummy yummy....!!!!
All these tips about how to cook a barbie is complete bollows...
The whole idea of a barbie is to give modern day suburban man an opportunity to revert back to his Neanderthal roots to kill, skin, cook and gluttonise on copious buckets of health destroying meat....
There's no such thing as a barbie recipe, you fire it up, bung on the meat, take it off in pot luck state of cookedness and eat it....
And as for those 'super chefs' that wear pinnies and use a different implement for each type of meat, arrggghhhh, it makes want to pish on their briquettes.....
So remember, it's fire, cook, eat, that's all there is to it, unless Jung knows different...
You might as well cook indoors
I love barbies
We moved houses in the end to get away from loud and inconsiderate neighbours.
This.
That's why people get sick and moan about food not being cooked properly, cos they light the BBQ, give it 5 mins and whack the Chicken legs on.
Et viola. Instant salmonella poisoning.
In the wrong setting they are a nightmare.
My tip...
fresh pineapple sliced lengthways into strips, cover in muscovado sugar then bbq until the sugar caramelises. serve with ice cream.
Love em, no better way to cook, out in the sun with a few cold beers.
Yum yum.
I'm also not gonna lie, not exactly considerate with the old music, oh well.
Indoors being one of them!
That's cheating.