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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Star Wars: Young virgin goes out of his way to impressive royal sort
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    55 Days in Peking: Day one, thousands of Chinese get slaughtered, repeat 55 times....
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    Big Daddy - Man kidnaps kid, but it's ok 'cos he's funny.
    Austin Powers - Big toothed lothario takes on evil bald man.
    Blow - Johnny Depp gets stoned.
    8 Mile - Rapper does some rapping.
    Gattaca - Identity theft at its coolest.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    Nutty Professor – Skinny black doctor gets fat and his brother chokes on chicken.
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    IdleHansIdleHans
    Mamma Mia: middle aged man falls asleep on sofa in ten minutes
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    ET...boy gets into trouble with immigration authorities for harbouring illegal alien
    Labyrinth...Girl trips out on acid to Bowie soundtrack
    Hitch...women are suprisingly attracted to good looking rich bloke
    What Women Want...women are suprisingly attrracted to good looking rich bloke
    Ferris Buller's Day Off...Group of 30 somethings bunk off school
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Taking of Pelham 123 - nutter pinches tube train
    Matrix trilogy - man wakes up with tubes sticking out of him, stuff happens in slow motion, no satisfactory ending
    Any Sherlock Homes film - Camp junkie solves baffling mystery with confused old man.
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    CAFCsayerCAFCsayer
    Paranormal activity - 90 minutes of people lying in bed doing nothing, 10 of a few special effects
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    SevensixSevensix
    Blow Up: Creepy photographer obsessed with watching girl in Maryon Park but somehow manages not to visit The Valley.
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    This thread is a hoot, Rodders.

    Walkabout - Highbrow girl stranded in outback ponces survival strategy from Abbo; padlocks hymen; drives Abbo to suicide and is rescued. Kid brother tags along
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    [cite]Posted By: Six-a-bag-of-nuts[/cite]This thread is a hoot, Rodders.

    Walkabout - Highbrow girl stranded in outback ponces survival strategy from Abbo; padlocks hymen; drives Abbo to suicide and is rescued. Kid brother tags along
    You forgot to mention Jenny Agutter got her tits out...
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    I'm so very glad you reminded me, Red.
    Guess I'll play my old digeridoo now.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Speed - Don't slow down
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    IdleHansIdleHans
    The Railway Children - Jenny Agutter waves her knickers on a stick
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    [cite]Posted By: IdleHans[/cite]The Railway Children - Jenny Agutter waves her knickers on a stick


    Wishful thinking - it was her slip...
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    IdleHansIdleHans
    Probly wasnt wearing any knickers
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Phwoooarrr....
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    SwerveSwerve
    Escape to Victory - German misses penalty

    One Night in Turin - German doesn't miss penalty
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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    Deliverence - Office workers pass on Alton Towers in favour of authentic wild water ride.
    Buggery, murder, death, injury and banjo's on this ride. No queues
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    RedZed333RedZed333
    Jaws: Big fish kills humans so they blow it up...
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    JayajoshJayajosh
    Toy Story - cartoon with computer graphics
    Avatar - very expensive film using props from Aliens
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    JollyRobinJollyRobin
    edited June 2010
    Boogie Woogie: Arty lesbian shags her way around London
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