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  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    The ultimate must be Damian how was on Charlton Live last night, got drunk at a charity do and offered to climb Everest and nearly died in the process.....
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    My favourite was a poster saying, 'Watch out, there's a thief about'. I enjoyed the self-fulfilling prophecy aspect of it. Only I wasn't drunk, so it doesn't count.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    When I used to do match fishing, we had organised a match against the OB. They turned up in a Transit with all their gear in an attached trailer, the whole lot went missing for over 2 hours.
    It was only returned after they had reported it missing and the police had been called.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,241
    Stole a 'street' sign from Westminster with my surname on it, now hangs pride of place in our front room. Wouldn't mind adding to it and getting the 'Road' one from Camberwell, or the 'Place' from Paddington, but not too keen on the 'Passage' from Islington!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    edited February 2011
    Nicked the "keep off the pitch" sign from Exteter, when I was down there with bald1 for a Friday night friendly about 20 years ago.

    Gary Nelson had got us into the players bar after the game so we were will oiled when we left the ground.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited February 2011
    [cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite]
    [cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick, January 2011[/cite]used to do a pub crawl every xmas from the gatehouse used to do virtually every pubin woolwich up past the barracks and then back to gate house, i nicked a dartboard from the pub down in the dip before charlton park and had to return it redfaced xmas day after he phoned the gatehouse to say that the regulars from there had ransacked his boozer
    [cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick, February 2009[/cite]dont talk to me about theiving bstds if i had my way i would bring in genetic castration for theives as well as peados and murderes,


    after i had chopped off one arm or pulled out an eye

    thats it

    first time you get caught theiving out comes 1 eye

    2nd time off with an arm

    3rd time off with your balls

    4th time thrown in a dungeon and not fed or released.

    Smiley, winky thing



    chizz you are a master of your craft i doff my hat to you i am just prising my right eye out with a blunt screw driver right now.



    can i claim i was drunk 17 and easily led as an excuse
  • BoomBoomPowell
    BoomBoomPowell Posts: 155
    Genuinely "found" a christmas tree down an alley by the cinema in tunbridge wells. Carried it 20 minutes to the station, half an hour train journey, and another hour walk back to mine. Went to catch up with some much needed sleep missed from the night before, to find my mum had taken it to the tip in the morning. gutted.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    A stuffed monkey, except they noticed it was missing clearing up and ran down the road to shout at us.

    Went back in the next day and had to say "Erm, I'm the one that stole your monkey last night... very sorry... can I have a Late Red and a packet of cheese and onion crisps please".
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    Tried stealing a fish tank full of fish from a pub in Austria, that didnt go soo well
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    edited February 2011
    a light hearted one and the thing people show most interest in when seen is my policemans helmet (met police) taken right from the head of a very pissed off coppa!!! people love having their pics taken with it on.

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