The ultimate must be Damian how was on Charlton Live last night, got drunk at a charity do and offered to climb Everest and nearly died in the process.....
My favourite was a poster saying, 'Watch out, there's a thief about'. I enjoyed the self-fulfilling prophecy aspect of it. Only I wasn't drunk, so it doesn't count.
When I used to do match fishing, we had organised a match against the OB. They turned up in a Transit with all their gear in an attached trailer, the whole lot went missing for over 2 hours.
It was only returned after they had reported it missing and the police had been called.
Stole a 'street' sign from Westminster with my surname on it, now hangs pride of place in our front room. Wouldn't mind adding to it and getting the 'Road' one from Camberwell, or the 'Place' from Paddington, but not too keen on the 'Passage' from Islington!
[cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick, January 2011[/cite]used to do a pub crawl every xmas from the gatehouse used to do virtually every pubin woolwich up past the barracks and then back to gate house, i nicked a dartboard from the pub down in the dip before charlton park and had to return it redfaced xmas day after he phoned the gatehouse to say that the regulars from there had ransacked his boozer
[cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick, February 2009[/cite]dont talk to me about theiving bstds if i had my way i would bring in genetic castration for theives as well as peados and murderes,
after i had chopped off one arm or pulled out an eye
thats it
first time you get caught theiving out comes 1 eye
2nd time off with an arm
3rd time off with your balls
4th time thrown in a dungeon and not fed or released.
Smiley, winky thing
chizz you are a master of your craft i doff my hat to you i am just prising my right eye out with a blunt screw driver right now.
can i claim i was drunk 17 and easily led as an excuse
Genuinely "found" a christmas tree down an alley by the cinema in tunbridge wells. Carried it 20 minutes to the station, half an hour train journey, and another hour walk back to mine. Went to catch up with some much needed sleep missed from the night before, to find my mum had taken it to the tip in the morning. gutted.
A stuffed monkey, except they noticed it was missing clearing up and ran down the road to shout at us.
Went back in the next day and had to say "Erm, I'm the one that stole your monkey last night... very sorry... can I have a Late Red and a packet of cheese and onion crisps please".
a light hearted one and the thing people show most interest in when seen is my policemans helmet (met police) taken right from the head of a very pissed off coppa!!! people love having their pics taken with it on.
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It was only returned after they had reported it missing and the police had been called.
Gary Nelson had got us into the players bar after the game so we were will oiled when we left the ground.
chizz you are a master of your craft i doff my hat to you i am just prising my right eye out with a blunt screw driver right now.
can i claim i was drunk 17 and easily led as an excuse
Went back in the next day and had to say "Erm, I'm the one that stole your monkey last night... very sorry... can I have a Late Red and a packet of cheese and onion crisps please".