Les Berry's Tash's opening gambit to the girl who eventually became his wife was to tell her that her spot concealer wasn't doing a very good job on the one on her chin.
[cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]Les Berry's Tash's opening gambit to the girl who eventually became his wife was to tell her that her spot concealer wasn't doing a very good job on the one on her chin.
now see that is funny. other corny allegedly chat up lines like the two above for example are shit.
dont use pick up lines, but put downs are much after anyway. if you see a lady who you have no intention of hooking up with, go up to her and say↲ 'id give you one↲ she'll probably say something along the lines of↲ 'chauvanistic pig'↲ at which point you can reply ↲ 'oh sorry i was rating you out of 10'
You're not trying to pull that one, so you're relaxed and you won't faff up.
Then she'll introduce you to her friend, and it just flows effortlessly. See? Easy.
If you run out of easy chat with your prime conquest and she's not that interesting after all, you've already broken the ice with her mate - so seemlessly transfer your attentions back to her.
Just like girls always go to the loo together, if you're really lucky, you might go home with both of them.
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Because I'm sure I saw you checking out my package!
no, why?
looking for something to break the ice with!
now see that is funny. other corny allegedly chat up lines like the two above for example are shit.
Girl - yea ok then
Me - that's good cos I want to chat to your mate
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock
'id give you one↲
she'll probably say something along the lines of↲
'chauvanistic pig'↲
at which point you can reply ↲
'oh sorry i was rating you out of 10'
Well suck my cock, it's fowl!"
Works everytime.
You're not trying to pull that one, so you're relaxed and you won't faff up.
Then she'll introduce you to her friend, and it just flows effortlessly. See? Easy.
If you run out of easy chat with your prime conquest and she's not that interesting after all, you've already broken the ice with her mate - so seemlessly transfer your attentions back to her.
Just like girls always go to the loo together, if you're really lucky, you might go home with both of them.
Max and paddy. Quality
'if your left leg was breakfast and your right lunch i'd eat between meals'
dunno how i got away with it
that made me chuckle
She was deaf?
lol no and i got her number aswell very suprising eh
And dumb?
No!!!
It must be your feet then
You may not be the best looking bird here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.
hahahahahaha
Yeah, if you're chatting up Tony the tiger.