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  • Let's not turn this rape into a murder

    Generally breaks th ice
  • Really not sure if any of these so far are gonna help me :-)
  • [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Really not sure if any of these so far are gonna help me :-)

    :)

    are you any good at sewing.....cos I'm ripped!
  • [cite]Posted By: scruffle[/cite]Let's not turn this rape into a murder

    Generally breaks th ice



    foooking nora another one thats funny but really shouldnt be
  • [cite]Posted By: UP...THE...ADDICKS[/cite]Man: My watch says you're wearing no knickers
    Woman: But I am?
    Man: Must be a few hours fast then

    This is Awesome!
  • Wanna play pearl harbour? thats where you lay down and I blow the hell out of you.
  • Man (To girl): corr, i'd give you one

    Girl: Shut up, I wouldnt sleep with you if you were the last man alive

    Man: Who would stop me?
  • [cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]Wanna play pearl harbour? thats where you lay down and I blow the hell out of you.

    Erm - I may be incorrect but the act if " blowing" is likely to be received by a male therefore this is a line for a male.....

    Oh wait a sec. I get it now. It all makes sense now!

    Sorry Nathan - didn't realise you were "good with colours"
  • Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a man's willie?
    'No'.
    Fancy a picnic?
  • Could you bend over and show me your ring piece?
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  • "Is that a stairway to heaven or CAN I F**K YOU YET?!"
  • Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
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