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[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Really not sure if any of these so far are gonna help me :-)
[cite]Posted By: scruffle[/cite]Let's not turn this rape into a murder Generally breaks th ice
[cite]Posted By: UP...THE...ADDICKS[/cite]Man: My watch says you're wearing no knickers Woman: But I am? Man: Must be a few hours fast then
[cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]Wanna play pearl harbour? thats where you lay down and I blow the hell out of you.
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Generally breaks th ice
are you any good at sewing.....cos I'm ripped!
foooking nora another one thats funny but really shouldnt be
This is Awesome!
Girl: Shut up, I wouldnt sleep with you if you were the last man alive
Man: Who would stop me?
Erm - I may be incorrect but the act if " blowing" is likely to be received by a male therefore this is a line for a male.....
Oh wait a sec. I get it now. It all makes sense now!
Sorry Nathan - didn't realise you were "good with colours"
'No'.
Fancy a picnic?