Chat up lines

Ketman

Really not sure if any of these so far are gonna help me :-)

allez les addicks

[cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]Really not sure if any of these so far are gonna help me :-)

are you any good at sewing.....cos I'm ripped!

nth_london_addick

[cite]Posted By: scruffle[/cite]Let's not turn this rape into a murder

Generally breaks th ice

foooking nora another one thats funny but really shouldnt be

johnnybev1987

[cite]Posted By: UP...THE...ADDICKS[/cite]Man: My watch says you're wearing no knickers
Woman: But I am?
Man: Must be a few hours fast then

This is Awesome!

NathanPrior

Wanna play pearl harbour? thats where you lay down and I blow the hell out of you.

Dazzler21

Man (To girl): corr, i'd give you one

Girl: Shut up, I wouldnt sleep with you if you were the last man alive

Man: Who would stop me?

Swisdom

[cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]Wanna play pearl harbour? thats where you lay down and I blow the hell out of you.

Erm - I may be incorrect but the act if " blowing" is likely to be received by a male therefore this is a line for a male.....

Oh wait a sec. I get it now. It all makes sense now!

Sorry Nathan - didn't realise you were "good with colours"

wickford

Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a man's willie?
'No'.
Fancy a picnic?

davy

Could you bend over and show me your ring piece?

EastStand

"Is that a stairway to heaven or CAN I F**K YOU YET?!"

tangoflash

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.