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Things to do when the wife and kids are away...help needed!

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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,761
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Re-decorate a room

    Do all those little jobs you've been putting off

    sort all your old clothes out and give them to charity

    Finish all the ironing

    Very good. Now thats funny.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,740
    You mean there's not a long list of " Jobs to do" on the fridge door ????

    Must have a word with your wife when she gets back....
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,834
    on a serious point Beds, are you going to find it difficult to go back to wearing mens underwear after three weeks in frilly knickers and silk stockings ?
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    CL house party?
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    Draw the curtains, turn off the lights, turn off the phone, crawl in to bed, sleep for a week.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,761
    edited September 2010
    [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]on a serious point Beds, are you going to find it difficult to go back to wearing mens underwear after three weeks in frilly knickers and silk stockings ?

    No . I can still wear them under my trousers if need be.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,242
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5IVuN1N6-Y
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,671
    [cite]Posted By: Bedsaddick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: oohaahmortimer[/cite]Brass

    My first thoughts!

    A bit of brass rubbing, make sure your crayon is in good working order.
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    Henry - As he will be on his own, are you advocating the self loving much like everyone else on this thread?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,242
    edited September 2010
    [cite]Posted By: RalphMilnesgut[/cite]Henry - As he will be on his own, are you advocating the self loving much like everyone else on this thread?

    Certainly not. Although it does show just how many w******* there are on here : - )

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  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    Tube.8.com
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,253
    1) Tug yourself sideways
    2) Have an Eartha with the door open
    3) Become friends with the internet and get disciplined in erasing your history
    4) Attempt the runwank

    And after the tenth time it is just a puff of steam, not dust
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Here's an Idea!
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,761
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: RalphMilnesgut[/cite]Henry - As he will be on his own, are you advocating the self loving much like everyone else on this thread?

    Certainly not. Although it does show just how many w******* there are on here : - )

    Show me a man who's not a W~~~~R and i will show you a Liar. Oscar Wilde i think.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,608
    [cite]Posted By: Bedsaddick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: RalphMilnesgut[/cite]Henry - As he will be on his own, are you advocating the self loving much like everyone else on this thread?

    Certainly not. Although it does show just how many w******* there are on here : - )

    Show me a man who's not a W~~~~R and i will show you a Liar. Oscar Wilde i think.

    Whilst he was attending a palace home game I believe.
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Join the brownies...
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,106
    Kidnap a midget and play Russian roulette with him with a gun too small to cause any serious damage to yourself.
    Dig a really big hole in the garden and make it your fort.
    Set up some boobie traps, home alone style to give her a surprise on her return.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,870
    Collect and then send out the Charlton Life badges.
  • ken from bexley
    ken from bexley Posts: 5,085
    1. Play the music of your choice, mine being Jimi Hendrix and Rory Gallagher and Led Zepplin, till the windows shake.

    2. Invite some 'freinds' around for a card game.

    3. Invite some other type of friends around

    4. Eat Indian food every night.

    5. Have the TV to yourself, for once........

    6. Have the internet to yourself for once!

    7. Try all those beers that you saw in the shops but never tried.

    8. Make sure you spend a day cleaning up, and buy some decent fresh flowers
  • Choice
    Choice Posts: 2,863
    Bang Babes with the volume turned up

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  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,632
    how about watching filth and knocking one out, has that one be done yet?
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,761
    Channel 965
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,892
    Learn Cantonese
    Do some voluntary work for a local charity
    Read/re-read the entire works of your favourite author
    Have a really massive wank-a-thon
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,632
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Bedsaddick[/cite]Channel 965[/quote]

    Elite Tv good choice
  • Choice
    Choice Posts: 2,863
    typical filthy route this thread has taken now
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,632
    Eat a kebab and knock one out at the same time, it will be like having a 69 with a bird from Southend.
  • Choice
    Choice Posts: 2,863
    [cite]Posted By: Nicholas[/cite]Eat a kebab and knock one out at the same time, it will be like having a 69 with a bird from Southend.

    your being immature
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,438
    edited September 2010
    Do whatever the you want - without 'er indoors hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles. Believe me, no matter what you choose to do, the time will go too quickly.
  • Bcaddick
    Bcaddick Posts: 445
    Holy crap...have only just logged on again and can't believe the response...thanks for the idea guys...not sure I like "masturbate" and "Buggary" in the same sentence though. I will try prioritise a list with the best ideas on it...A kind of "101 things I have to do before the wife comes home" type of deal!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Nicholas[/cite]Eat a kebab and knock one out at the same time, it will be like having a 69 with a bird from Southend.[/quote]

    Ahahahha

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