on a serious point Beds, are you going to find it difficult to go back to wearing mens underwear after three weeks in frilly knickers and silk stockings ?
[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]on a serious point Beds, are you going to find it difficult to go back to wearing mens underwear after three weeks in frilly knickers and silk stockings ?
No . I can still wear them under my trousers if need be.
1) Tug yourself sideways
2) Have an Eartha with the door open
3) Become friends with the internet and get disciplined in erasing your history
4) Attempt the runwank
And after the tenth time it is just a puff of steam, not dust
Kidnap a midget and play Russian roulette with him with a gun too small to cause any serious damage to yourself.
Dig a really big hole in the garden and make it your fort.
Set up some boobie traps, home alone style to give her a surprise on her return.
Do whatever the you want - without 'er indoors hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles. Believe me, no matter what you choose to do, the time will go too quickly.
Holy crap...have only just logged on again and can't believe the response...thanks for the idea guys...not sure I like "masturbate" and "Buggary" in the same sentence though. I will try prioritise a list with the best ideas on it...A kind of "101 things I have to do before the wife comes home" type of deal!
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Very good. Now thats funny.
Must have a word with your wife when she gets back....
No . I can still wear them under my trousers if need be.
A bit of brass rubbing, make sure your crayon is in good working order.
Certainly not. Although it does show just how many w******* there are on here : - )
2) Have an Eartha with the door open
3) Become friends with the internet and get disciplined in erasing your history
4) Attempt the runwank
And after the tenth time it is just a puff of steam, not dust
Show me a man who's not a W~~~~R and i will show you a Liar. Oscar Wilde i think.
Whilst he was attending a palace home game I believe.
Dig a really big hole in the garden and make it your fort.
Set up some boobie traps, home alone style to give her a surprise on her return.
2. Invite some 'freinds' around for a card game.
3. Invite some other type of friends around
4. Eat Indian food every night.
5. Have the TV to yourself, for once........
6. Have the internet to yourself for once!
7. Try all those beers that you saw in the shops but never tried.
8. Make sure you spend a day cleaning up, and buy some decent fresh flowers
Do some voluntary work for a local charity
Read/re-read the entire works of your favourite author
Have a really massive wank-a-thon
Elite Tv good choice
your being immature
Ahahahha